Ok tell me if this makes any sense: I'm being "held captive" by the "enemy", but I'm loving it! Does it?

You better be shaking your head no...

If not I will take the time to tell you what i mean. Hidan, Kakuzu, and I(What the crap actual proper English!) were walking up to some kind of building. Before we showed ourselves Kakuzu stopped me and said, "Don't show yourself until we're done. We'll come get you." Hidan looked like he was being taken to the candy store and was aloud to buy any and as much candy as he wanted.

Wow, talk about a long, overexzaggerated simile.

Anyways, I decide immediatlly, of course, to run away. Darn it though! Kakuzu must have noticed and/or thought of this when some sort of thick, black string came out of his arm and tied me to a tree. They walk away leaving me alone and all-in-all confused. Time passed and i was getting really bored. Then i heard some screaming and a something like a building crashing down.

What the hell happened?

Ok I immediatly regretted pondering that question when about an hour later Kakuzu and Hidan shows up and Kakuzu was carrying a dead body over his shoulder and Hidan was covered in what looked like blood stains. As the bindings dropped so do I. Hidan started to chuckle at the scared look in my eyes. I would bet that Kakuzu was smirking as well. "What do you expect," Hidan asked picking me up.

I didn't answer and just waited for them to start walking again. They soon did and I think I sometimes like being a girl. For one reason, when you look scared and the man was the one to laugh at it, the man, or in this case men, almost always has a little sign of regret and worry. I didn't care at this point, all i cared about was walking on the other side of Hidan, with that body out of my peripheral vision. Everything was quiet except for Hidan's increasing complaints. I could tell that Kakuzu was getting very aggrivated.

They soon started a man fight. Like my name for it? Kakuzu seemed to want Hidan to carry the body and Hidan refused and from there it went on. Then Hidan smirks and says, "Maybe we should make the girl hold it." He turns fully towards me with a cynical smile on his face. I do the mature thing: glare and stick my tongue out. I know very mature right! Both men chuckle and things grow quiet again.

We get to another building some time later. I looked and noticed that it was a bathroom area. What the crap? Both men go in and I, too tired to even think plop down on the stairs. A few minutes later, Hidan comes back out complaining about stenches and something else that I couldn't make out. He sits down beside me. I felt like striking a conversation with him, but couldn't think of anything that he would be interested in. Then i remembered seeing some kind of weird pendant around his his neck. I was just about to ask him when Hidan commented that it was about time Kakuzu was out of there.

We both turn to find a man there. I yelp and all but jump ten feet from my current sitting place. He freaking came out of nowhere, what else was i supposed to do? The man gave me a weird look but quickly returned his attention onto Hidan again. Hidan smirked and attacks the man. I start to back away, hoping to avoid conflict. Then i absolutly couldn't move and I noticed that Hidan couldn't either. I looked up and i saw someone on the roof and he seemed to have something black coming from his feet to me and Hidan. The man was going to attack Hidan when i saw Kakuzu come out and attack the guy on the roof. I could now move again but when i tried i ran into another guy who caught me in his arms. He put some kind of knife to my throat and we turned to face Hidan. Kakuzu was staying back, following Hidan's well, I guess order.

I counted about four people, including the one holding me, that was on the opposing team. I'll skip a lot and simply put it this way, a fight started. Hidan changed some weird color, started to stabbed himself...oh he just got his head chopped off and sewn back on...WHAT THE CRAP!

Sorry slight overreaction.

Well after that Kakuzu joined the fight. The man holding me let go but, oh joy, i was somehow overthrown and got knocked out.

Kakuzu growled when he heard Pein's message. 'Crap we need to get Pay back.' Hidan was thinking the same thing. He finished the man off, made a smart remark, and returned to Kakuzu's side. They turned and started to run the other way. "What about the brat," Hidan asks. "We'll get her when we come back." Kakuzu answers.

(At the hideout)

"WHAT!" Pein yelled in complete fury upon hearing the news about Pay not beind with Hidan and Kakuzu. "Geez we did everything we could. But you freaking had to have us back here so quickly that we didn't have a chance to rescue her."

Pein sighs and says, "We'll deal with it after this."

(with me!)

I groan rubb my head. "Are you alright," I hear a scratchy, almost annoying, voice ask. I open my eyes to find myself inside, in some kind of hospital room nonetheless. "Who are you," I ask looking at him. He gives me a smile and says, "I'm Naruto Uzimaki! And you?" I pause and say, "Pay..." His smile didn't drop. It was actually kind of different. "Where am I?" "You're in the Leaf Village. Why were you with those men?"

"Naruto!" I jumped at the yell. You'd think i'de be used to it by now but no i'm not. A blonde, busty lady walks into the room followed by some others. Is it me or does it feel like i'm the only 15 year old in the room?

"How are you feeling? I'm Tsunade," the blonde lady says to me, putting on a nice smile. I nodded. "I'm fine...where did those guys i was with go?" Hey kill me for being curious. Tsunade cocks an eyebrow and says, "They ran away." I sighed with relief. The last thing i wanted to do was go back to the Akatsuki's lair thingy. These people seemed nice enough...maybe i would like it better here.

"What is your relationship with them?" Naruto asks me.

Isza stared sadly at her sad attempt. She was back in Pay's room and was trying to figure out where she had gone wrong. 'I did everything Deidara told me to...i guess it wasn't as powerful as his clay.' Isza smirked, knowing Deidara would like that news when and if she got back.

She hoped it was soon.

yes i added in manga references. Now the next chapters im going to warn you are another manga reference but i discovered, after rereading through these, that i had actually placed the references in the wrong order. You will see what i mean but hey i had to twist it to make it work with my story

Gaara-Rulezzz(Ie, Payton)