A/N: Hey! Thanks to oOTotoneteOo and Rinku-dono for following and favoriting! By the way, happy birthday, January 15s to 31s! Oh, and happy birthday to Kuroko too! It's his birthday! So, a special chappie for the birthday boy! XD A special chappie inside a special arc/bunch of chappies...
And thanks to Darknight38 for favoriting, and LilacLilyFlower for the review! And... let's begin!
Momoi-cchi's accent was very thick.
Lily looked clueless, and while he wasn't surprised (he couldn't tell much of what she was saying either) that she looked clueless, it was nevertheless cute.
... And no matter how much he wanted Lily to keep that cute look on her face, they would eventually have to get Momoi to speak in a way they could understand.
With the help of Lily. Because he didn't know much English...
"Um, yeah, it's nice to meet you too..." Lily?
What did he miss?
He noticed some party hats.
"Akashi-cchi, Lily got some party hats! Can we wear some?"
Kise promptly imagined Akashi wearing a birthday hat, you know, the ones with the strings and pointy top.
It was hilarious, and he tried as hard as possible to keep any snickering undetectable.
"Yeah! By the way, do we have balloon pumps?" He silently thanked Lily's innocence and obliviousness for existing.
She thought he had meant him and her... luckily.
"Ah, party! Akashi's birthday, right?" He was ready to kiss Momoi and Lily.
... Okay, not kiss them.
Everybody would skin him alive.
"Wait, why are we celebrating it a day early? We're free tomorrow!"
Kise remembered that Momoi didn't know Lily's birthday.
"Lily's birthday is on December 19, so we're celebrating the two's birthdays together."
"Oh."
"Momoi-cchi, it's cool, right? Birthdays right after each other so the parties are bigger!"
Oh yeah, the decorations! What did Lily and Midorima-cchi get?
"Anyway, let's see the hats Midorima-cchi and Lily got!"
Bag.
Found it!
"Huh? Wh- " He pulled out-
"Special birthday hats for the birthday people!" He wondered if Lily had even asked Midorima-cchi if they were appropriate-
Wait...
Kise stared at the writing on the two hats.
Happy birthday, Princess!
... Wasn't Akashi more a king than princess?
He couldn't see the Akashi as he was now as a princess.
Unless he somehow became a girl, Akashi probably wouldn't be caught dead wearing this.
Akashi watched as Kise unraveled... birthday hats that had obviously been meant for a "princess".
Nope.
He was so not going to wear that.
"Lily, the hats you chose were inappropriate in terms of message. "Princess", in general, is meant to be for girls. Akashi-kun is not a girl."
Thank you, Kuroko. You took the words right out of my mouth.
... Wait. Since when were you here?
"Inappropa- what?"
"Not good."
Wait. Solution.
"There are only two birthday hats. Momoi can wear the second one." And now he didn't have to wear them. Good.
"But wait, it's not my birth-" Hush, Momoi. You will wear it.
He conveyed that message in a stare at the back of Momoi's head, saying:
Momoi, I will not wear that birthday hat. So you will wear it.
Except that was hard to fit in one look. So he shortened it.
Momoi, wear it. Now.
Momoi felt something drilling into the back of her head, so she stopped talking.
It was probably Akashi.
Wait a second. She could use this to her advantage!
Mentally, she grinned evilly.
"Sure! Yay, I get to be special with Lily~"
Yes, the jealousy tactic.
Kise fell for it quickly.
"No fair! I want to be special! I'll wear that birthday hat!"
Success!
Kise realized what he had just said, and covered his mouth in shock.
An attempt to reverse what just happened.
Luckily, (or unluckily, depending on who you asked) she prevented that.
"Sure, Kise!"
Oh, yes. Sweet, sweet revenge for keeping this absolutely adorable kid a secret from her.
A/N: I wanted to try a slightly evil Momoi, and that's how this scenario came to be! By the way, all those line things are the result of combining two previously-written chapters into one. XD
