Kagome's Kidnapped!

There was an aquwardly silence between the two of them. Sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome, and was about to kiss her when Kouga appeared out of nowhere.

Kouga - "Kagome! What are you doing with my woman?" He looked at Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru looked from Kagome to Kouga "This human is YOUR woman?" He had smiled a bit.

Kagome sweatdropped and thought "Kouga-Kun and Sesshoumaru-Sama are fighting over me?" She blushed at the thought. "Back home they never did anything like this!" She wondered what her three, boy crazy friends would say if they found out about this at home.

Kouga - "Kagome is my woman! I have claim on her."

Sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome, looked at her neck and snickered. "I do not see a bite mark."

Kouga - "I didn't have time to get around to that."

Sesshoumaru - "Oh?" He was enjoying this a little too much. He already knew he could of defeated this weak little demon in one blow or two of his sword.

A cold wind blew, which gave Kagome the chills. She had a bad feeling something was going to happen.

Kouga - "That stupid dog terd Inu-Yasha took her away from me." He was getting a bit ticked off now that he had to mention Inu-Yasha's name.

Sesshoumaru - "You had a full year to do so."

Kouga - "As well as you."

The two of them death glared each other.

Kagome sweatdropped "Okay now this is getting annoying."

The two of them looked at Kagome.

Sesshoumaru - "The last one standing sound good to you?"

Kouga - "Sounds good to me."

They got into a fighting stance and looked like each was about to kill each other.

Kouga - "I'm guessing you're related to that dog terd Inu-Yasha?"

Sesshoumaru - "Not that it matters, yes. What business is it to you?" He did not like his brother's name being mentioned in his presents at this time.

Kagome looked at the two of them. She could tell it was going to get ugly by the way the two of them where going at it with the insults. Kagome had just remembered that she had her purse on her still, and in her purse there was two rosary's given to her by Kaeade. She acted like she was hugging Sesshoumaru, put it around him, and said "UP!!!"

Sesshoumaru turned into an arrow pointing up ward.

Kouga - "For being a prince of the Western Lands, you are easily put down by a word."

Kagome sweatdropped and pulled out another one but hid it behind her back. "Kouga-Kun, could you come here for a moment please?" She walked towards him.

Kouga - "You want to me my woman?" He ran, grabbed her hand, and there in her hand was a rosary. "NO!" He tried to run, but Kagome was faster. She threw it around his head and he stopped and tired to get it off but it wouldn't budge off around his neck.

Kagome - "Kouga-Kun! Your word is." She pondered a little bit. "Let me think hmm.." She wondered what a good word for Kouga would be. "Oh yes here it is, kitten." With that he turned into a small cute little kitten.

Sesshoumaru and Kouga started fighting at each other again with every other word being "Down! Kitten!" By Kagome who was finding this all a little too amusing. "At least Inu-Yasha's word is only sit."

You could hear a "BITCH!!!" In the distance that sounded nothing more but an echo to everyone else.

The gag was not to far behind. Kagome realizing that they where not even paying attention to her, started to run into the woods and tried to make her escape to the others.

Lalalalalala here it is, chapter 14. Enjoy! Weird but wouldn't it be funny if Sesshoumaru and Kouga where fighting over Kagome's love? Though we already know the answer for Kouga. Hehehehe. Continued in Chapter 15! Enjoy.