Chapter 11: Capture and Release?

(Little black and blue Pokeballs* that look like eyes capture some of Pokemon)

Martina: Since you captured those Pokemon I assume you are going to give them to Zoamelgustar!

Moro: MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU, STICK TO THE SCRIPT AND NOT A WORD OF ZOAMELGUSTAR IN MY FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well now I suppose now I have to pair you up with Lina or Amelia.

Martina: *whiney* No, I promise not a word!

Moro: *thinks of the troubles associated with doing a fanfic like that* Okay, one more chance.

Martina: OH!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelgadis: Umm...Can we get back to me!?!?

Moro: Yes, Please continue.

Zelgadis: Thank you. Ahem. No, I will extract their DNA to make clones for myself! They will remain safe on this island with me, while my storm destroys the planet!

Lina: You can't do this, I won't let you!!!!

Zelgadis: Do not attempt to defy me, you flat chested little kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Wind swirls around her creating an awesome affect on her clothes throwing her back into Gourry...but Gourry moved)

Lina: WHEN THIS FANFIC IN OVER GO BACK-STAGE OR ELSE!!!!!!

Zelgadis: No, This is my world now. The fangirl's made it especially for me! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sends out more Pokeballs* and captures more Pokemon. den de pokeballs go down de hole)

Gourry: Hey Mewtwo can't capture them if they're already in side these little ball things.

(Gourry grabs some pokeballs out of the air and captures all the pokemon then the pokeballs* go down into the hole)

Zelgadis: Uh...Thanks.

Gourry: No problem Zelgadis!

Lina: GOURRY NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gourry: Uh...Okay!

(Gourry jumps down De Hole)

Gourry: I'LL GET THEM BACK LINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gourry lands with a plop)

(Team Rezo are mumbling incoherencies while clinging to the nearest people, namely each other)

(Gourry runs and grabs the nearest pokeball*. Tugging and yanking he finally gets it free, breaks the machine, and free's all the pokemon within minutes)

Gourry: Well, Lina told me to free you. She didn't tell me what to do next.

(Pikachu jumps around frantically)

Pikachu: Pika Pi Pi!!!!!!!!

(Gourry looks around)

Gourry: Oh, I get it! Over there!

(Points to a door on the other side of the room with a pikachu picture on the door)

Moro: For those of you who don't get it. It's a bathroom. Now go back and read what Pika said aloud. It's very funny once you get it.

(A few minutes later pika comes back. Says a quick thank you to Gourry. And they all leave to go back above ground)

(Above ground)

Zelgadis: Humans you have served my purpose. I now have more pokemon and Moro gave me coffee for good behavior. I will spare your lives for the moment. But you cannot escape your fate, Moro will track you down if you try to escape.

(explosion in the background, Then the Poke-Clones come to stand beside Zelly-Poo)

Zelgadis: Behold! My poor ugly, beautiful clones (1)! With humans and pokemon gone, My clones shall inherit the earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gourry and originals come through where the clones came through at)

Gourry: Uh...You can't do this I have a secret weapon!

Zelgadis: *Oh, no, he got Moro to help him* What...Secret...Weapon?

Gourry: Gooooooo Get him Lina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lina: What...Me go get him? Are you lazy or just plain stupid!!!!!!!! You don't talk like that to young ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gourry: You told me to do that once though...

Lina: Your not a lady!!!! Your not even young!!!! For Cephieds sake you older than Zel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelgadis: Excuse me but could we get back to ME????????????????????????

Moro: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zel just knock him up there!!!!!!11

Zelgadis: Okay...

(Zel slowly levitates Gourry up, as not to scare or hurt him)

Gourry: Thanks Zel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Okay I'll stop here for now!!!!!!!!!!! Ja ne!!!!!!!!!!
(Asterick) Don't even say it Makoto Saffron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(1) Fixed quote from Princess Mononoke that I just couldn't leave out!!!!!!!!