Chapter 12: She likes it freaky.

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He looked in the mirror judging himself critically, then satisfied with his choice he went over to grab his wallet and communicator. Just as he reached his nightstand to retrieve his things a knock on his door echoed through the room. He ported to quickly open it, expecting to see Elana, but then was swiftly bombarded by Evan and Scott who rushed into his room and shut the door. He looked at them in shock as they smiled back. Evans face stretched into a sneaky grin, "You horny devil!"

Scott then let out a laugh as he looked to Kurt, "Do you have any idea how much talk is going around about your slumber party?"

"Ya dude, the whole school is rambling on about the mysterious bight on Elanas neck!"

He sighed and looked to his two smiling friends, "Ja, I know, but it's not like I can do anything about it!" sounding just a little distressed.

"Aw, don't get all freaked man, were just pulln' your tail."

Scott looked towards Kurt "Ya, it's nothing serious. You remember when Jean and I started going out right? Man rumors were flying left and right."

"Ja, I guess… So vwhat's up? Unless the only reason you guys came here vwas to mess vwith me, vwhich I could believe."

"Na man, you're going to have to explain that bight or were going to be forced to believe some of the crazy shit people are spreadin'."

"You vwant to know vwhat vwe did?"

"Either that or I'm sure we could get Kitty to spill the beans…"

"Come on guys, I think you can figure it out for yourselves!" He was beyond uncomfortable.

"Dude, we don't want details or anything, that's chick stuff."

"Ya Kurt, just tell us something so we aren't left with just our imaginations like every other kid in the building."

"Fine, uh… vwhat do you vwant to know?"

"How far did you go man?"

"Um, vwe uh… kind of took a shower und a bath together…" The two of them stared at him as he slowly realized the important part he had left out, "No no no! Vwe had out bathing suits on!" Relief poured out of them, just a little less shocked.

"Well gees dude, how did you freaking bight her without her knowing?" Evan looked at him with interest…"I mean is she like into that kind of freaky stuff?"

"Evan…" Kurt responded calmly but sarcastic at the same "I have a prehensile tail, pointed teeth and ears, and fur all over my body. I'm pretty sure vwe've surpassed the freaky part a long time ago." They all laughed a little at his dark humor.

"Well I meant if she likes chains and handcuffs but if you want to get all smart about it then fine don't bother."

Kurt laughed at his comment, "Vwell she told me earlier that she liked the bight because it vwas kinky." Scott began chuckling at him. "Vwhat?"

"If that's what she really said you're going to want to go out and buy some hand cuffs now."

Then an old memory clicked in his mind, "… Oh man."

"What is it?"

"Vwell a little vwile ago I vwent to Elanas room to meet her for a date… but Kitty answered the door,"

"Ya so?"

"Out with it man!"

"Elana cut her off before she could say anything more, but before she could stop her from speaking, Kitty told me that even though Elana had forgotten to bring shoes, she hadn't forgotten to bring something sexy…"

Scott's eyes widened, "You might want to pray a little harder every night because I think this girl is a blessing to you."

Evan smirked, "Dude, he's right."

"Ok, ok so is that it?" Kurt was almost literally ready to push them out the door, or port them out if that's what it came to.

"One more question and we will leave…" Evan promised.

Kurt slumped against the wall, "I don't think I have a say in the matter anyway."

"No, you're right" Scott replied.

"Ok, so did she spend the whole night?" Evan asked as they walked over to the door.

"Yes Evan she did, and probably vwill be tonight to, so please try not to interrupt."

He then turned around to face Kurt in the doorway with an evil grin, "Why man, what would you do to me if I did?"

Kurt returned the look as he began to close the door, "Oh I don't think I'll be doing much since Elana vwill most definitely be the one you'll answer to." And with that the door closed, leaving two fully warned mutants standing in the hall.

"I think this is the first time I couldn't vwait for nine in the morning to come." The irony was almost too much. He was sitting on his bed, willing the clock to move faster, though it never worked. He hated being ready too early.

As soon as his digital clock beamed nine he ported himself to the kitchen. He was expecting to be the first one there but was surprised to find that Elana had beaten him. It looked as though she had been down longer than half an hour considering the elaborate brunch she was making. She was so focused with her cooking that she failed to notice that he had even entered the room. She skillfully dished out the food onto two plates and through the pans into the sink to soak. Then turning around to go put the plates onto the table she froze, sucking in a short breath of air. There he was, mesmerized by her handy work.

"I didn't know you cooked." He said a little perplexed.

"Well you never asked… besides I don't normally tell people because I don't really enjoy cooking, I'm just good at it."

He smiled warmly at her, "You know I'm not a bad cooker myself, und I actually do enjoy it."

"In that case, I'll be expecting breakfast in bed tomorrow." Giggling as she sat down next to him.

"Is that fried rice vwith eggs, cheese… und toast?"

"I know it's not really something to eat early but I figured we could eat a brunch and then skip a big meal at the mall. Besides its one of the best things I make."

He smiled, "Sounds like a plan, danke Elana." He went to grab his fork when she playfully slapped his hand.

"Allow me." Her hand swiftly grabbed the fork and scooped up some of the food. He laughed at her teasing and played along willfully. She dropped the food in his mouth and watched his features move from happiness to complete pleasure.

"Vwow… that is amazing."

"Yup, that's the award winning expression I always get from my eaters."

He laughed, continuing the favor as she sat down at the table with him, feeding her and enjoying his own. Once they finished they set off for the garage. Kurt looked down at her to see she was still bare foot.

"Hey Elana…"

"Hu?"

"Um, vwhy didn't you ask Kitty to borrow some shoes again, you know… for the mall?"

Silence.

"Vwell?"

"Kurt, I'm less shocked about the fact that you were the one who thought of that and way more surprised that it didn't even cross my mind to begin with."

"Vwhat? Is the fuzzy Elf getting too smart for you?" He grinned at her.

"No, I just might be hanging around you too much; you're obviously sucking all of the existing brain power out of me."

"Hey! Are you implying that I'm not a genius?" He pretended to be hurt.

"No, I just know that I'm the smarter one."

He looked at her with amusement, "Oh Ja? Vwell miss smart one, vwhy might it be that I vwas the one to think of the shoe borrowing first then?"

"Um I already told you it was because you are sucking the brain power from my very mind."

"Oh really, and how might I be doing that?"

"Humm… I'm not exactly sure; but if I spent a day or two away from your mind absorbing power, I could figure it out."

He continued with sarcasm, "I'll just take your vword for it; vwaiting that long vwould be just too hard."

"Oh whatever, you'd miss me."

"Yes, und you'd miss me…"

She looked at him with a warm smile, "You're right, I would."

"So I'll go get the shoes?"

"Sandals preferably."

"Picky picky…" He laughed as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. A minute later he reappeared with the desired shoes.

She giggled as she grabbed the shoes from him, pecked him on the cheek and raced down the hall. "Catch me Kurt! And no cheating!"

He happily chased after the little imp of a girl as she fluttered down the hall, obviously flirting with him. He was right on her heels as she quickly reached a corner. He devised a plan in his mind. He jumped to grab onto the corner of the wall far above her head, then with trapeze like skills and his ability to cling to walls, swung his body around and stopped in front of her, landing elegantly. She halted her surging body as best she could and ended up stopping not even an inch away from his chuckling body.

"Oops, did that count as chea…" Before he had a chance to finish his smart comment she met his lips, surprising but pleasing him all at once. He sighed as she moved her arms about his body, relaxing completely in her embrace, falling more and more into the sweet kiss. His hands trailed down from her soft wavy hair, to the small of her back, ending to lie upon her lovely curved waist.

He held her close to him, as if the world were going to end any minute and he didn't want to die without her. So much passion poured from him to her, never before had she shared a connection so strong, so real. To her, the word love just didn't cut it, it literally wasn't enough.

His tongue playfully danced with hers as she pushed herself to him. His body ached for her. The longer they were away from each other, the more heat and ferocity they felt for one another, and expressed. They were enjoying the moment a little too much when they heard a loud huff come from behind them.

"Are you freaking serious?"

Kurt spun around with superhuman speed as he looked toward the awestruck Evan.

"Why, why, why, why, why am I the guy who always seems to happen upon the two of you? Soon I'm going to be too scared to walk down the halls, or even go to my own fucking room on the offset chance that you might possibly be lip locken somewhere around in that GOD DAMMED VICINITY!"

Elanas evil mind began reeling as she thought of a way to tease him, "But Evan, we've already been in your room…"

Evan paused to stare at Elana in horror until she started laughing, "That's so not cool, I was almost ready to start camping outside."

Kurt hummed a happy tune as he slowly pulled Elana and himself down the hall from the awkward conversation, she chimed back to him as they left, "Bye Evan, hope we didn't mentally scar you too much!"

He grumbled as he continued on his way, "Ya sure, tell the images in my head that."

When the two of them rounded the next corner Kurt teleported into the garage. "Scott lent me his convertible, but if I scratch it…" he made a slicing sound as he crossed his neck with a finger.

"Aw, so no drag racing?"

He smiled to her as he turned on his hologram, "Not this time."

"Ya whatever…" she said flatly, getting in on the passengers side.

He slowly pulled the car out of the garage and then parked to look at her, the tension in the air giving her away. "Vwhat is it?"

"…nothing"

He questioned her with his gaze "Elana?"

"Hhhu, Kurt… you know I hate the hologram."

"Ja, but it's still me. Besides, people aren't exactly excepting of mutants yet, it's just a better vway of keeping out of the publics eyes."

"I know why you where it, but that doesn't mean I like it." She then made a loud huff and sunk into her seat. He laughed a little and leaned over to kiss her on the cheek. She then sighed, giving up on a fight that she knew she couldn't win. "I guess I'll have to get used to it."

"Aww, am I really that bad?"

She looked at him intently, "No Kurt, you are fine… it's the fake mask your forced to where that creeps me out."

Man, halfway over already? What happened to my relaxing weekend? Oh well, school can't intimidate this writer! (but exams might!) I put this up earlier because later on it would be impossible, I didn't want to leave you all hanging! I hope you liked it and I promise the next chapter will be longer and more umm… interesting. So please review and tell me what you think! –Peace out.

P.S. If you're wondering why a 22 year old Kurt still has to borrow Scotts car let me explain… I figured that since he doesn't like going out into crowds alone, why would he have and/or need a car? Plus, couldn't he just teleport wherever he would want if he really needed to anyway? Though now that he has a girlfriend that may have to change… we'll see, but for now I thought I would just put my reasoning out there. XD