Disclaimer: No, I have not gained the rights to APH in the thirty minutes since I put up the chapter before this one.

AN: Quick little update. Maybe I'll get the third one done? Please request something! Anything! I'll do anything APH related, except porn. I'm trying to keep the rating at T. But, you know how things go...

This is for Cry-Wolf-And-Sing. The first one shot is SpainxRomano and the second one is ChinaxJapan. They're both pretty short and fluffy, hence why I put them together. Also, about the SpainxRomano one, I speak a little Spanish. According to the regents, I know it very well, but honestly I doubt that. So, I'm sorry if I completely butchered the language.


After another meeting where Romano had overreacted because of something Spain had said, Austria and Germany had worked together and came up with an awesome plan. They called it "Get-Romano-and-Spain-To-Work-Out-Their-Issues-So-We-Can-Actually-Get-Something-Done."

So, Spain and Romano got locked up in a closet together.

"Let me out! YOU POTATO FREAK I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Romano screamed.

He pounded on the door, yelling for about ten minutes until he collapsed into a head on the floor. Spain serenely sat down next to him. Spain smiled at Romano.

"What the fuck are you looking at?"

"Tú es muy pequño. Me gusta tú, pero tú está perezoso. Tú está muy, muy guappo! Tú está un tomate! Me gustan tomates mucho! Tú es roja y está muy guappo y travieso! Te amo y tea mo y tea mo! Tú es muy sabroso! Te amo mucho—"

"What did you just say?"

Spain blinked. "I love you very much."

"Before that!"

"'Tú es muy sabroso'?"

"Yes! 'I am very delicious?'"

Spain grinned and bit Romano's curl. Romano's face turned red and he seemed unable to speak. Spain pulled his once ward into a tight hug.

"Tú es muy sabroso. Me gusta mucho. Te amo."

"Te amo."


Translations (In this order): "You are very small. I like you, but you are lazy. You are very, very cute! You are a tomato! I like tomatos very much! You are red and are very cute and naughty! I love you and I love you and I love you! You are very delicious! I love you very much-"

"You are very delicious. I like very much. I love you."

"I love you."

If I didn't translate those right, or completely messed up the language, tell me and I'll make corrections. I just wanted to write some Spanish. It's supposed to be sort of nonsense. :)


"I'm thinking of signing this treaty with American-san," Japan told China.

China shook his head. "You shouldn't, aru."

"Why not?"

"Because I said so, aru."

"I need a better reason than that."

China leaned forward and kissed Japan before it registered. Japan's eyes widened and he pushed China away.

"What—no—you're—"

"Mine."

China pulled the struggling Japanese man close again and kissed his temples. Slowly, he kissed the left side of Japan's mouth and then the other side. Kiku stopped struggling. A faint smile on his face, Yao traced over Kiku's bottom lip with his tongue.

Kiku groaned and pulled Yao into a deep kiss.

Yao pulled away. "Are you—"

"No, I am not signing that treaty."


AN: What exactly was that treaty about? Hm...actually, China thought that signing the treaty would mean that Japan would be closer/dating America. I know I'm very, very screwed up. I hope you liked it. Request something from the deranged author?