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A/N: Thank you so much to everyone who's had anything to do with this story (particularly Modest Truth, Rizera, Moth Gypsy and SecretAgentX). Your support means a lot to me; thanks. :D 12/12..here we go.
..XII..
"Still can't believe it."
"You and me both, loser."
"Thanks for the support."
"My pleasure."
"Man..I actually did it. I'm…I'm the Hokage. This is real."
"Of course it's real, you moron. And for the record I don't care what title they give you; you are still a moron."
"Shut up, you jerk! I'm trying to enjoy the fulfillment of my dream here!"
"Hn."
"What?"
"You chose me of all people to be your bodyguard."
"Uh, yeah. Your point?"
"People aren't going to like it."
"Like I give a-"
"They don't trust me."
"Well, you did kinda screw us all over. Multiple times. But you're back now."
"And that's enough to make you trust me? With your life?"
"Yeah, it is. Because we're friends, in case you haven't picked that up. I trust you with my life because we're friends. Jeez. Now can it and let me savor the moment."
"…"
"Thank you."
"..You do realize how many times I attempted to kill you?"
"Damn. I knew the silence couldn't last."
"Shut up and listen to me already."
"I have been listening, unfortunately."
"I would have killed you."
"Would you?"
"…."
"Would you?"
"….No."
"What was that?"
"Wipe that stupid smirk off your face before I do it for you. I said no, I wouldn't have. Satisfied?"
"Yup."
"Tch."
"Heh..I just realized that you have to do anything I say now, Sasuke."
"Bite me."
"Hey, I'm the Hokage! You can't undermine my authority!"
"I can when you're being an idiot, which is pretty much always. The day I take orders from you will be a freezing day in hell."
"Jerk!"
"Dead last."
"Teme!"
"Dobe."
..Fin..
A/N: And that's how it is. Hope you enjoyed the ride.
