Damn Caught. DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
"What can we do?" I asked.
"Well, Tanya is still torn limb from limb, the store is destroyed, not much we can do." Emmett said.
"What if we say we came in and found two thieves and we stopped them but destroyed the store in the process?" Jasper suggested.
"But who will play the thief's?" Rosalie asked.
"Tanya!" I suggested to quickly. Emmett laughed. "and Irina?"
"Alice will it work?" Edward asked.
"No. We just have to be caught." She sighed.
"What about Tanya? She is still just limbs." Kate said.
"Aw, lets just light the bitch on fire and get rid of all our problems." I said menacing. My family and I busted out laughing while Kate just glared at me. "Don't like that idea do you Kate, fine then shove her up you ass." I laughed manically as did the rest of my family. Kate looked appalled that I would talk to her like that. Alice got a glazed look. She snapped out of it.
"Katrina, I would not do that if I were you." Alice warned.
"Well your not me." Kate laughed. Then Kate walked right up to Edward and made out with him. Damn! How many whores are going to make out with him. Before I could kick her ass, Edward roared.
"STOP FUCKING KISSING ME YOU WHORES!" Edward threw her off him. He rammed her into a shelf. "Go to hell you son of a mother fucking bitch!" He was ripping her arms off. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU KISS ME YOU'LL NEVER COMPARE TO HOW SEXY BELLA IS!" He ripped both her legs off. Then he tore her head off. I walked over to Edward and kissed him so passionately it knocked us to the ground.
"Go Eddie!" Emmett chanted then a very hard smack from Rose connected with the back of his head. "Ow." Emmett rubbed his head. Jasper cleared his throat and Edward and I got up. I just now noticed that the rest of the Denali clan were watching us.
"I'll pick up Kate." Irina sighed and ran to pick up her sister. The police sirens where right out the door. Three men came running in with guns.
"Put your hands above you head!" A tubby one yelled. We listened and put our hands above our heads. A scrawny officer came over with the hand cuffs. He put a pair on each of us, including Tanya who was now put together. Kate was stuffed in a box somewhere till she came out with her hands up also which she did. "Now follow us to the cars." The tubby one ordered. We listened to him, not wanting to blow our secret. He shoved us in the 3 police cars and sped off to the station.
"Dang, man, busted." Alice muttered. 30 minutes later we pulled up at the station. There wasn't enough cells so we got paired up. Alice, Rosalie and Kate in one cell, Jasper and Eleazar in another, Emmett and Irina in one, Carmen and Edward, Tanya and I in the last. Uh oh. I was stuck with Tanya. This could not be good.
