Haay everyone, I'm back from Tenerife. Glad you've been reviewing whilst I've been away, even though the hotel had computers, I checked every so often. This new chapter is dedicated to my cat Farnham, who sadly died whilst I was away. :'( . But its also dedicated to my new born cousin (not the vampire newborn) MADDIE ROSE BULMER :D
Everyone's being emo whilst waiting for Bella to wake from the burning, Oooooo
Edward: What's taking her so damn long, Renesmee is starting to freak me out, and she keeps touching my cheek and showing me pictures of… me
AnnieCullenxx: Not long, my future-husband-after-I-kill-Bella-myself-slooooowly.
Edward: Huh?
AnnieCullenxx: Nothing, Eddie-kins
Rosalie: See Renesmee loves ME, only ME!
AnnieCullenxx: Don't strain yourself Hoe-salie, but Bella does wake up unfortunately, anytime now in fact
Bella sits up quickly, with her eyes wide and grinning
Bella: *Sings*Look whose awa-ake
Rosalie: NOOO!! My evil plan is ruined! *scurries away, still holding Renesmee*
AnnieCullenxx: I hate to be the barer of bad news, but I think she just daughter-napped you're…daughter
Bella: I don't care, because LOOK AT ME, I'M PRETTY! I'M SEXY! *dances around clapping her hands and glances in a mirror* *LE GASP'S* is that me? I'm so scary, scary and TOTALLY AND UTTERLY SEXY!
AnnieCullenxx: Aaaand moving on
Bella:Where's my daughter? I carried her for like a month, don't I get the effing see her?
Jasper: Patience, grasshopper, good things happen to those who wait –
Bella: Yeah, yeah, I JUST WANNA SEE MY DAUGTHER!
Jasper: Do you want to kill her when you have a blood frenzy and then you become all depressed and then the Volturi get involved? You know how much that cost last time,
Everyone looks at Edward
Edward: Oh come on! Give a vampire a break!
AnnieCullenxx: Um, by the way, the book says you have to take Bella hunting now
Edward:Why do you read to that thing?
AnnieCullenxx: Because I do, now, HUNT!
Okay, what do you think, I'm a tad rusty because of not writing shizz, but, will do better. R&R please, I want at least 25 + reviews!
