Chapter 11! Recently I got this BRILLIANT idea in someone's review (you know who you are!) so I'm gonna go with that.
WARNING: this ffic is gonna get really weird starting this chapter…
Disclaimer (backwards): Oturan nwo t'nod I.
"MWUAHAHAHAHA!" the evil alien in the form of Hinata screeched out. Yes, yes, everything was going according to plan…
MEANWHILE
Everybody had regrouped to fight the forces of evil. Maybe it would have looked better if they weren't all wearing buckets on their heads.
"Hey Neji, any idea why we're wearing buckets on our heads?" Kiba asked as he fastened his so he doesn't lose it.
"Of course. It's because, if Hinatacomesintheformofamoosethenwe'llallbeprotectedandshewon'tbeabletohitourheadswithhernotnormalantlersandthenwecanbeatherupandpreformanexorcismsothethewholeworlcouldbesavedandimtheking. Duh." Neji said.
Kiba, who didn't understand a thing Neji said(except for something about Hinata being a moose, but Neji would never say something weird like that), just nodded, to afraid of what he would do if he said he didn't understand.
Suddenly Lee popped out of nowhere, but what was really weird (because everyone was used to Lee popping out of nowhere by now.) was that he wasn't wearing his obnoxious green spandex suit, but he was wearing an obnoxious purple spandex suit.
"Wow. Now this is a breakthrough! The director is gonna be so happy with me!" said the cameraman who had in fact been following all the ninjas since they were born to create a TV show called "Naruto".
"Let's get a close up, shall we?" the camera man continued. He walked forward stealthily, only to walk into Neji. Uh oh.
"Who are you?" Neji asked suspiciously. Naruto suddenly started crying.
"He's the man I see in my dreams! STALKER!"
With that Neji killed the camera man.
MEANWHILE AT TV STATION
"Damnit people! They killed our only camera man willing to go stalk ninjas! Damn! What are we going to do? The show was going so well!" the director of "Naruto" asked the rest of his crew.
"We could invent the rest…" some random person said.
"BRILLIANT! I LOVE IT! Now let's start inventing… Hey, how about we kill of some of the most amazing characters, make some other characters into complete bastards and….. make the show revolve more around Sasuke then Naruto. Oh ya and we could totally fake the deaths of the awesomest Akatsuki members! This show is going to be a hit!"
BACK AT KONOHA LAND
"Well, now that we got rid of him, we can go forward with our mission." Tenten said, who randomly appeared out of nowhere to.
"Um, what exactly is our mission?" Kiba asked uncertainly.
"To fight Hinata you dumbass."
"No, I know that, but how are we going to do it?"
Silence.
No one had any idea who they were going to fight her. Only thing was, they didn't know that Hiashi had finally gained consciousness again. And that now he was angry. And ready to have the entire Hyuuga clan fight them. Shiiiiiiiiiit.
Seems like the ninja of Konoha were in a pickle. Let's see the situation here:
-Hinata is actually an evil alien out to get everyone.
-Hiashi is pissed and has the entire Hyuuga clan (with the exception of Neji) ready for war.
-Tsunade is nowhere to be seen.
-Someone's Christmas tree just fell over tear.
-They just found out they have been stalked to create a TV show.
-Tenten is just about to have a nasty encounter with the Queen ladybug.
-Kiba just lost his bucket.
Suddenly a huge shadow loomed over the group of ninjas. Everyone turned around slowly… only to find the scariest looking thing ever known to mankind. Hiashi, holding a dagger, grinning crazily at them.
"How have you been doing my children?" he said, resembling Orochimaru. Behind him, the rest of the Hyuuga clan slowly stepped forward.
Tenten poked Neji in the side.
"Neji!" she hissed, "All the others RAN AWAY! Everyone! Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino! THEY DITCHED US! Oh and by the way, your uncle is scaring me again."
Neji gulped. "Oh lord…"
Now the Hyuuga clan was closing in on them. They were outnumbered. Damn, they were screwed.
"Neji… we're dead aren't we?" Tenten whispered as realization hit her.
All Neji could do was nod.
Suddenly the crowd parted, and one lone figure made her way towards them.
"Hello Neji-nii-san…"
"Hinata…" Neji whispered. Tenten was trembling beside him. Man, this was just getting weirder and weirder.
"Dearest cousin. I have something to tell you… I'm not your cousin."
Now everyone gasped, even Hiashi.
"What is the meaning of this, daughter?" he yelled.
"Can it, freak of nature! I'm talking right now, can't you see?" she smirked when she saw Hiashi's face go white as paper. "Where was I? Oh, yes. Neji, I'm not your cousin. Your real cousin actually thinks she won a free trip to Cuba. She is working on her tan. Don't worry. But don't you really want to know who I really am?"
Neji stayed silent.
"Well, I will tell you. I am… GUBYDAL, QUEEN OF THE LADYBUGS!" With that, Hinata suddenly exploded out of her skin, only to be recreated in the form of a HUGE LADYBUG!
Neji flinched.
Hiashi blinked.
Tenten giggled.
I told you people this story was gonna get weird starting now…
Thanks so much darthekato! I changed your idea a teensy bit, but it still has the main idea! I owe it all to you!
