Sorry I haven't posted in a while... I'm working on 'Guilt'! My other story! Check it out!
(Sigh) My friend Sumi (Angel of Mists) is STILL on my case about starting her writer's block... I swear... It's like she's on her 'monthly'... Or maybe she IS?! DUN DUN DUN!!!
Okay, I'm starting another series (hahahahahahah!), but I want to know if Shikamaru's dad's name is 'Shikato' or 'Shikaku'. Cuz the character selection says 'Shikato' but every story I've read that includes him says 'Shikaku." WHICH IS IT?!
Your voice of Reason.
Itachi sighed. "Kisame, why am I in your aquarium?"
"Because I wanted to give you something..." He said huskily.
Itachi felt himself getting thrown onto the wall, and saw Kisame hovering above him. "So is this your... surprise?"
"I have some new toys for you..." He grinned, undoing Itachi's cloak and running his tongue over Itachi's exposed neck.
Itachi moaned in appreciation as he felt Kisame's hands going over his chest for the millionth time that week. "Oh? Are they as fun as last time's?"
"Even bette-" Kisame was cut off by the door to his aquarium opening.
"KISAME-SAN, ITACHI-SAN, WHERE'S THE PEA...nut..." Tobi gaped. "PEIN-SAMA!!! HELP TOBI STOP KISAME-SAN BEFORE ITACHI-SAN STARTS POPPING OUT BABIES!!!" Itachi pulled on his cloak, and Kisame dropped the small basket of 'toys'.
Kisame ran over to the masked idiot and slapped him. "Tobi! Guys can't have babies!"
"But Deidara-senpai said that when two people do 'it' they have babies!"
"That's only between a girl and a boy! Itachi and me are guys, we can't have babies!"
"Then why are you doing it?"
Kisame's mouth went dry. "Umm... Well, th-that's a little..."
Tobi said what Deidara had told him whenever he was in a situation where Kisame started stuttering. "Magic, got it."
Outside Deidara and Pein waited, cupping their hands over their mouths to hide their laughs.
"He sure got to the point, un." Deidara giggled.
"'Before Itachi starts popping out babies' Pure gold!" Pein replied.
Nara : Okay, this was a bit freaky, I know. I SWEAR, THE MONKEYS HIDING UNDER MY BED FORCED THE IDEA INTO MY BRAIN!!!
Tobi : How?
Nara : That's a good question.
Kisame : Are you high or something?
Nara : Another good question.
Itachi : Are you-
Nara : I DUN WANNA DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!! BAI BAI FOR NOW, USAGI MINIONS, AKATSUKI, EDITOR-CHAN, AND ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO READ MY STORIES!!!
I am there, but you don't see me.
I give you advice, but you don't know me.
And I will drop by to see you again.
For I am Your voice of Reason.
