I've written so many of these things, I'll be posting daily (maybe even more) until further notice. If you have any games or scenarios that you'd like to see; feel free to suggest them!
Enjoy~!
Bored. – SH
Bored, bored, bored. – SH
John? – SH
Do you want me to start shooting the wall again? – SH
I'm at work, Sherlock. What do you expect me to do? – JW
Amuse me. – SH
How? – JW
I don't know! That's your problem! – SH
Let's play a game then, but only until my next patient arrives. – JW
Okay, what's the game called? – SH
It doesn't have a name. I ask you a question and, if I think you've answered truthfully, you get to ask me a question. And so on. – JW
Fine, go on then. – SH
When was the last time you took drugs? – JW
Last night; I took some aspirin, I had a headache. – SH
You know that wasn't what I meant. – JW
I still answered the question truthfully, so it's my turn. – SH
Did you 'love' Sarah? – SH
No. No! Of course not! – JW
We only went out on a couple of dates, that's not love, Sherlock! – JW
Okay, fine. – SH
My turn again. Why don't you believe in love? – JW
Because I know, scientifically, that love is merely a chemical reaction. A reaction, creating a feeling that rarely lasts longer than a decade. Besides, I've never seen or experienced love; I have no evidence that it exists. – SH
I suppose that makes sense, but I still think you're wrong. – JW
Fine. Why do you believe in love? – SH
Because I believed the pop songs and romcoms and fairy tales. And my parents, they were in love... until they got divorced. – JW
You'll see otherwise one day, John. – SH
I won't. Anyway, let's move on from the 'love' subject. – JW
Did you really want to be a pirate? – JW
Sherlock? – JW
No. – SH
That's a lie, Mycroft told me that. – JW
Mycroft's not exactly the most trustworthy source, is he? – SH
True, but why could he lie about that? – JW
You lose. – JW
Let's keep playing anyway. – SH
John? – SH
Don't do this, John. – SH
I'll shoot the wall. – SH
I'll do it. – SH
I'm coming home, put the goddamn gun down and sit your bony ass down on the couch until I get there. – JW
There's that soldier's mentality. – SH
