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Disclaimer- I love Inuyasha, I want to bear his children and rub his ears everyday. :3 But his mother/creator Is not me, and I do not own Inuyasha.

KAGOME POV.

"Point 1 for Kagome"

I was very pleased when I heard the thump of Inuyasha probably falling face first into the floor. He deserved it for what he did to me.

INUYASHA POV.

I couldn't believe it...How dare she say something like that!

A bunch of thoughts sent through my mind all at once. What if...

INUYASHA's CRAZY ASS IMAGINATION-

"Come over here...Bob" Kagome said in a sexy voice, while laying on the table, caressing the toaster.

Bob slowly walked over to kagome, loosening his 'wrapping of silver'.

"Bob...I need you!"

Bob then jumped on the table, and-

END OF A DREAM I DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE-

Whoa! Not on my watch!

I ran down the stairs, ready to smash any bob in my way. When I reached the first floor i saw Kagome sitting on the couch watching TV.

"Hey" kagome said, sipping on a .

"...hey..." I said wearily. I plopped down on the couch next to her, glancing up at the screen that had a weird Japanese commercial on singing ' I have a bad case of diarrhea' in English.

I awkwardly, yet slowly fake yawned and stretched my arm behind her head.

She slowly turned her head to look at me

"Seriously?"

"What?! I was setting the mood."

She raised her Eyebrows " For what? Constipation?"

My mouth was moving, but no words were coming out.

I heard kagome sigh, changing the channel to the expendables, then cuddle into my side. The TV blaring "YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED ME! ,,,, "your welcome".

Turning to look at kagome, I saw her lips slightly parted, focused on the Kick ass movie. So I slowly leaned forward and kisses her on the forehead.

KAGOME POV.

I felt Inuyasha kiss my head lightly, taking my eyes off the screen. I looked up at him, seeing him stare down at me.

I then began to think of the way he said baby's were born, and freaked out. 'What if he wasn't joking, what if he-'

He looked at me with intent eyes, full of love. 'No, of course he wouldn't, it's just silly' relaxing slightly.

He then pulled out a cage from behind the couch, saying in a dangerous tone "Time to make some BABIES!"

"NO!"

Leaping from the couch in the speed of light I grabbed as my backpack on the kitchen table and threw as many bobs as I could into the backpack and jumped out the window yelling " I WILL NEVER EAT YOUR SALTY CRACKERS AND BAD TUNA!"

"It's not over yet, Ka-go-me!"

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