Due to the new lyric-banning rule, you'll have to bear with a slightly shorter chapter.
Sorry for taking forever, too. I wanted to update on the anniversary of which I started the story but I couldn't so I tried my birthday and that didn't work out either so I tried Christmas. Sorry, I'm very busy so its hard to finish. But I will, don't worry. Start something, finish it.
To xXkAg0mIL94Xx, Mother of Miroku's child, & demonblood, thank you for volunteering.
I'm offering volunteers for disclaiming. Feel free to ask.
Disclaimer of Music: I do not own the songs of "Your Sweet 666", "Thank You for the Venom", "BYOB", and "Dammit".
Neko-Yasha is a parody of InuYasha. All characters mentioned from Neko-Yasha are not actual anime characters. The characters names are just rearranged InuYasha character names. This is my parody. Thanks. Arigato.
Inu: (yawns) I'm sick of doing this disclaimer shit. I'm out of here.
Kag: Right behind ya, InuYasha. (leaves)
Me: O.o Oh, fudge monkey! (snaps fingers)
(xXkAg0mIL94Xx Mother of Miroku's child & demonblood pop out of thin air)
Me: (stares at fingers) Holy Shitake mushrooms, I have powers!
Sesshy: I wanted time alone…
MoM'sC: Then leave.
Sesshy: Without you insubordinate humans!
DB: You're not very nice. (sticks out tongue)
Sesshy: Do you know I can snap your neck in two!
xKx: You can't because the author would kick your ass if you did.
Sesshy: (sulks in a corner) Bitches…
Me: Hey! They're disclaiming guests! Show some respect since you're not doing it!
MoM'sC, DB, and xKx: HazelEyed Freak doesn't own InuYasha, so don't sue!
Me: You guys are life-saving, InuYasha-loving, kick-ass assistants!
Sesshy: You never say that to me… (mad)
MoM'sC, Db, and xKx: That's because the Author said we're cool!
Sesshy: (tear) I'm not cool?
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We Met in Home Ec
Chapter 10: An Unacceptable Mistake Part II
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Miroku's House, Where It's Time to Party-Hardy…in about an hour
"Okay people, we need to speed up the process," yelled Miroku. Everyone: Kagome, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Essence, and even InuYasha were hurrying to finish the preparations for InuYasha's party. Miroku, however, sat with his legs in the slots of the balcony stairs holding a megaphone to shout orders.
"Put your bloody backs into it, dammit!" Everyone stopped what they were doing to glare up at him.
"Miroku, get your lazy ass down here and help out!" Sango snapped.
"Yeah, you can do something," Kagome muttered aloud. "Even InuYasha's doing something. It's his party, and he shouldn't even be here!"
"Thank you, baby; at least some appreciates me around here." InuYasha yelped constitutionally.
"Yeah, for the languid dog he is, he is putting some work out," Sesshoumaru sort-of complimented.
"I'm gonna let that comment slide, you evil mutt." He muttered, jabbing a finger at his brother. So, Miroku switched places with InuYasha, but as soon as he was in control, everyone was starting to regret ever sticking up for him.
DING DONG
"That must be the disc jockey," Kagome rejoiced, relieved that soon InuYasha's tyrannical rule would die in the humungous amplifying, guitar smashing, and mosh-pit dancing music. She put up her last decoration and ran to the door. There stood a dragon demon and two wolf demon girls. The dragon demon muttered a "hi" and pushed in one of the huge speakers. The wolf demon girls were arguing a little.
"Can I help you two?" Kagome asked, gaining interest in these two girls.
"Yeah, I'm Jazlynn."
"And, I'm Korrina."
"You two must be related." she said. The red had, who was Jazlynn, spoke, "Yes. We're twins to be exact."
"I figured as much."
"-Although we tend to argue sometimes," interjected Korrina, the other, but darker red head with black streaks.
"Okay let's get this party started!" InuYasha yelled into his microphone. "I've always wanted to find a reason to say that."
The dragon demon finished setting up the speakers, amps, disc recorders and cases. "Sorry to have been so rude before. My name is Brandi, the main deejay, and these are my disc-jockeys-in-training, Korrina and Jazlynn. Any first requests?"
"Helena!" Miroku yelped.
"No, Papa Roach!" Sango said.
"Hell no, Linkin Park!" Kagome yelled.
"Your sweet 666." InuYasha said. "Birthday Boy's word is law."
"He's right; Inu gets first request." Essence said.
Brandi pulled out a HIM CD and put it in the player. InuYasha sat the speakerphone down, walked around to Kagome and held out his hand. "Care for a dance, my lady?" he asked gingerly. She took it, gracefully bowing and answering swiftly, "I do, thank you."
During the first verse, she put her head on his shoulder and he wrapped his arms tighter around her waist. InuYasha, she thought, I'll never let you go.
Miroku looked over at Sango just as she turned her head the other way, tinted with a ruby color. He strolled merrily to his lovely companion and stopped beside her. "So, Sango." He said starting to strike good conversation. "Oh, come on, Miroku." She snapped and half dragged him to the empty ballroom floor.
She put his arms on her waist and hung hers on his shoulders. He stepped on her foot. "Ow!"
"Sorry, muffin cake." He did it again. "Ouch, Miroku!"
"Sorry, sorry." And again.
"Have you really had any dance lessons?"
"Break dancing…I'm kidding." Sango sighed and led the dance to save her precious feet.
Sango, Miroku thought, you are the only one.
Essence was still decorating, sitting things were they needed to be sat. Sesshoumaru noticed the mellowness of everyone else on the dance floor.
"Essence." "What is it?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to, umm (she looked down at what she was doing, which happened to be wiping the shine off of the food table) clean." He looked over her shoulder, muttered, "So it seems."
"Come to help?"
"No, I came to ask your hand in dance."
Thud went her heart. Did he have to say it like that, she wondered and touched the ribs over her heart. "But, there's still stuff to do."
"Come on. Take a little break." She gave up and walked with him to the middle of the room. "But this song isn't" He broke her off with a swift kiss. "Stop worrying or you'll be full of gray hair. Relax; I've never seen you worked up about a party before."
"Can I help it?"
"Shut up and dance."
Once she relaxed, she put her head on his chest. I could never hurt you, he thought, holding her lovingly.
InuYasha dipped Kagome suddenly and then tossed her into the air as if she were a rag doll. All you could hear was her laughing. However, when she didn't come down he started to worry. He glanced at the ceiling to find her on the chandelier, swinging ruthlessly.
"Could I have a little help?" Miroku and Sango pointed and laughed and Sesshoumaru and Essence ignored them and kept dancing.
She fell but InuYasha caught her in time. "Wasn't that fun?" he asked. She rubbed his ears to hear him purr, ignoring his smart comment. He purred delicately and started everyone laughing.
"I think your parents should've named you Neko-Yasha." Snorted Miroku.
"Yeah! That's my favorite anime." Kagome laughed. "I love Neko-Yasha!" Sango added.
"Oh, me too. Did you see the episode where Neko-Yasha and Kegamo befriended the lecher monk, Moruki, and the demon slayer, Songa?
8 o' clock
The first guests were no surprise to any of them. "We brought candy," Kanna said stoically, pulling Shippo by leash. Passing by Kagome, he murmured, "She loves the toys," to which Kagome replied with a snort into her punch.
Regina and Hiten were walking through the door, ravaging each others mouths. "Bedroom!" she said breathlessly to Kagome. Kagome's eyes widened a little. "Miroku, a couple wants to have hot sweaty sex! Were can they go!"
"To the guestroom next to the gaming room down the hall, second door to the left!" he shouted from the kitchen. I thought he was gonna say his parents room, she thought sarcastically. Hiten wrapped Regina's legs around his waist and ran with all his might.
"Gosh, the party hasn't even started yet." Syria walked in next, piggy-back riding some random guy. "Time to party!" she sing-songed into the mansion. She was clearly sugar high; you could tell from her nonstop twitching.
Kagura walked through the door with a guy recognizable to the FF. His brown hair hung in a ponytail and his droopy eyes already indicated that he was somewhat smashed. "Ohhh, hey- hiccup –Kagoooome. How'z life?"
"Koga!"
InuYasha stopped immediately what he was doing and appeared before Koga. "What the hell are you doin' here?" he demanded, grabbing his shirt.
"I take it you all know each other." Kagura said sincerely. Kagome nodded. "He hit on me one day in front of InuYasha, and I kneed him in the testicles." "I see. Well, I can tell you he's a changed man. We've been going out since the day after the slumber party you had." "Congrads," Kagome said warmly.
"Hey, take it- hic –easy InuYasha, I'm not- hic -here for Kagoooome, I got meeeee a girlfriend." Koga slurred. InuYasha let him go looking at him uneasily. Koga held out his hand. "No- hic -hard feeeeeelings, man?" Inu took his hand. "No. Have fun, dude," he said, letting him pass.
Kagome slid next to him. "Doesn't it do your heart some good that one of your enemies is now your ally?" she asked. He shrugged his shoulders. "He's changed."
And that was 100 percent true. Koga, instead of his usual prepped outfits of sweaters and pants, now sported heavy Goth clothing. His piercing blue eyes could really be seen with the kohl that surrounded his orbs. His tight black jeans were sparkling with numerous belts and pictures of things. His nails were black painted and his t-shirt had a skull on the front.
Sango walked past him and nearly walked into a wall, which was quite an amusing sight, especially the look she gave Kagome. Miroku completely ran into a wall in which made Sesshoumaru chortle excessively.
More and more people started to show up. It gotten to the point that Kagome and InuYasha stopped greeting people.
The deejay turned on the microphone, and yelled, "Okay let's get this party mosh-pitting!" Everyone yelled and screamed. She slipped a CD into the player.
"Kagome." She looked at him. He was standing on the ledge. "Do it," she dared. He smirked.
"Loyal subjects, put your hands to the sky!" he yelled and everyone looked at him and start to chant, "Jump! Jump! Jump!"
"He's really going to do that?" Essence wondered. "Yep." Sesshoumaru replied, walking with her to the staircase. He jumped into the crowd and everybody started to cheer.
"It's my turn!" Miroku said after he witnessed the scene. He raced to the top of the stairs and yelled, "I'm next." And as InuYasha, they caught him too. Kagome and Sango jumped at the same time and Sesshoumaru threw Essence over, followed by himself.
They kept at it until the song was over. InuYasha ran to the stage. "I hope you guys like swimmin'!" Half of the people inside went outside to watch people do back-flips into the pool. Some people walked off with Miroku and Akio to go do some gaming. Kagome, Sango and the Kanmakaru sisters did a little strip tease until InuYasha came back into the mansion and dragged Kagome off the stage, bearing claws at the booing men.
"Is that my best friend's pipsqueak little brother!" someone said behind him after he exited the stage. InuYasha put Kagome down and turned around. "Holy crap, Vicious! Legato," InuYasha looked towards the ground, finding Jaken, Sesshoumaru's stalking toad demon friend, "and Jaken! What are you guys doing here!"
"We could never forget your birthday, Dickweed," Legato yelled over the music.
Vicious eyed Kagome tastefully. "And who is this piece of Pop-Tart?" he said hungrily.
InuYasha pulled her next to him, almost possessively. "Vi, Leggie, Jaken, this is Kagome, my girlfriend and the love of my life."
"Yeah, so back off, old man!" she warned Vi. Legato gave InuYasha a high five and she elbowed him in his ribs playfully. "Where's your brother?" they asked. "He's outside by the pool.
"Alright then. Peace out, Kagome and InuYasha."
"Hey, Inu, wanna go play a little DDR?" Kagome asked. "Why not?" They stalked off to the gaming room, holding hands.
B.Y.O.B. by System of a Down started playing. Everyone was off having so much fun, that no one noticed Kikyou, completely disguised, and Naraku, also disguised, walk in. She had on Kagome's outfit, complete with lip gloss and black eyeliner. "How do I look?" she asked Naraku. So much like Kagome, it's scary, he thought.
"Fine." He lied. "Good. Let's get to work."
Kikyou weaved through frequent dancers to find InuYasha. Naraku snuck through the back way, making sure no one recognized him. As he searched for Kagome, he ran into the food table. Kikyou would try to kill me if she saw me, he thought. But gazing at sushi rolls, mochi (soft rice cake) squares, onigiri (riceball) triangles, shrimp tempura, and all kinds of Western foods, he couldn't help but take a nibble.
"Oh, this is delicious!" he exclaimed chewing a riceball thoroughly, though no one could hear him due to the earsplitting music. He took a couple of riceballs with him while searching for Kagome. Ah, he thought, striking gold. For he had found her, wildly searching for someone, most likely InuYasha.
He stuffed the last riceball in his mouth and tapped her shoulder grabbing her hand quickly. "My dear Kag-Kig-Kikyou," he gasped, letting her hand slip from his grasp. "And what the hell are you doing here!" she spat angrily, "do I look like a little rich slut!" Yes, he thought irritably but kept his mouth shut. "Why are you eating? You're supposed to be finding Kagome."
"Why don't you just go back to finding InuYasha," he retorted, and walked off. Kikyou rolled her eyes and tried to desperately find her InuYasha again.
Meanwhile, InuYasha and Kagome had just finished their 5th round of DDR and were very thirsty. "Aqua…need water," panted Kagome, fanning herself excessively. Both laughed and walked towards the food table at the other end of the ballroom. As they made their way through traffic, Dammit by Blink 182 had just started.
They could tell the crowd liked the song, because they were getting even rowdier than ever. Brandi, Korrina and Jazlynn had to move back at little from being in danger of the jumping and fighting crowd.
"Ah! InuYasha!" yelped Kagome. The crowd was splitting them apart. Soon, her hand couldn't even touch his. "Damn, move out the way!" he yelled, feeling her warm hand no more, but his voice was lost in the music. They were being spread further and further apart until InuYasha jumped. Literally, he jumped being the half demon that he is could spot where he girlfriend was. As he slowly descended, saw a glimpse of someone. Someone he didn't like at all. "InuYasha!" Kagome called, taking concentration off the person. InuYasha looked at her for a split second, then forced his head back to the spot where the person was standing. He was gone. "Fuck."
People made space as he landed and started cheering when he walked over to Kagome and gave her sweet peck of the lips. When they were concentrated on the music again, InuYasha pulled Kagome outside.
"Found her/him." Naraku/Kikyou said as they watched that little scene unfold and headed towards the backyard.
When InuYasha finally stopped distantly away from the pool and outside partiers, Kagome put her hands on either side of his wandering face to force him to look at her. "Inu, what's wrong? You look distracted, like you saw something." "Or someone," he corrected her. "I thought I saw Naraku in their." Kagome snorted with giggles. "Everyone knows how much you can't stand him. I' pretty sure your followers wouldn't let him pass the door. Besides, he probably wouldn't come here for all of the hair gel in the world."
InuYasha gave in. "Yeah, you're probably right. I don't think he loves me enough for that one." "Come on. The night is still young and we haven't gotten anything to drink yet. I'm totally parched." She said, pulling him towards the party.
"Before that, let me do one thing." He pulled her close, arms closed around her waist and bent his head towards hers. She could never get tired of his lips touching hers; every time they kissed it was electric. "Hmm, I could never get tired of that." He joked.
"Me neither. I would never leave you, Inu. You are the peanut butter to my jelly."
"And you are the remote control to my T.V.," he replied. Kagome laughed.
"Oh, will you guys get a room! You're making me sick with you're lovey-dovey statements!" Legato yelled, standing along Vicious, who was leaning on a tree taking a swig of vodka.
"Sesshoumaru, get you're pea-brained friends!" he yelled, and walked Kagome along the pool area.
Kikyou hid inside, watching the couple intently. I'll just wait here until they come back inside and slip this in his drink, she thought, pulling out the vial. Naraku wasn't too far behind. Watching Kikyou's twisted plan unfold in his brain, he decided he'll do something else. Something his way.
InuYasha came inside and walked over to the food table. On the side was kegs of beer, and then an icebox full of water and soda. InuYasha grabbed a grape soda, opened and took a large gulp. Kagome grabbed a Pepsi and drank it in one gulp, then gave a very loud belch that made InuYasha, along with others who surrounded them laugh. Kikyou stood two people behind InuYasha so she could not be seen by anyone.
Before InuYasha completely drowned the soda, Sesshoumaru called out to him. The music was mellow; the deejay went on a break and the wolf demon sisters were to busy flirting with a couple of handsome wolf demons on the other side. "Yo, Dickweed!"
The time was now; it was now or never; Kikyou pushed one person aside and under the arm of the other person she dipped the vial quickly exerting a quick drop into his can. She then backed away until she was completely hidden to watch the scene unfurl. "What is it?" he asked, positioning the cup to his mouth. Yes, that's it, she thought, almost there.
"Look, it's a naked Kagome!" Sesshoumaru yelled, pointing at the sky. As dumb as this sounded, InuYasha looked up in glee, but was soon disappointed. "Hey there's no naked Kag- Hey! That's my soda!"
Kikyou gasped. No! Not his idiot brother, she thought, coming from her hiding spot, I'll have to do it again. She pulled out the vial as Sesshoumaru drowned the last of the soda in one swallow and walked away with Essence. "Hey, you wanna see the great view Miroku has of the city?" he asked Essence. "Yeah!" She said excitedly.
"Damn him," InuYasha seethed, grabbing another drink. Kikyou, somewhat faraway, was rushing towards them. But she was having a bit of a dilemma: The music was starting to pick up again and people were starting to dance and fight some more. She got elbowed in the back. "Goddamit!" she swore, but couldn't be heard. She got smacked on the face by someone's foot and punched on the side of her head. I hate these kind of people, she though begrudgingly, trying to find a good path to InuYasha before he left. She looked and gold struck. A clear path. She hurried but all too soon. Someone stepped out and she ran into that person's fist, dropping the vial. As she held her bleeding nose, she watched as it shattered into a slippery mess. "My serum!"
Kikyou slumped. Her brilliant plan, failed. She knew that this was defeat temporarily. She left through the front door, but not with out a few bruises and a good bite mark. I will never give up! I will have him, even if it means blood on my hands, she thought as she limped out of the house and hurried away before anyone saw her good.
"Come on, let's cut the cake!" InuYasha told the deejay. She ripped off the music and suddenly there was yells from everyone in the room. "Hey! The birthday boy wants some fucking cake. Bring out the cake!" she yelled.
Miroku and Sango along with two others pushed a large life-size cake on wheels towards the middle of the room where InuYasha happened to be with Kagome. "Oh my." He whispered. It was indeed a very large cake.
"Alright, let's whip out the Happy Birthday song everyone!" Miroku said. Everyone clapped and cheered. "Okay, one, two, three.
Happy Birthday to you, (cha cha cha)
Happy Birthday to you, (cha cha cha)
Happy Birthday InuYasha/Dickweed,
Happy Birthday to you!"
InuYasha took a long pause to think of a good wish. I wish Kagome and I stay together forever, he thought. Before his attempt at blowing the candles succeeded, a high-pitched terrified scream erupted in his ears. There was large thumps coming from the ceiling below the staircase and then a door was slammed. Down the stairs ran a very unhappy heartbroken Essence covering a torn part of her shirt from exposing flesh no wanted to be exposed. She ran out the door, crying.
Miroku ran upstairs immediately, rage filling him. Sango ran out after Essence.
Kagome hurriedly picked up a mic and said, "Teenagers. Figures. Come on, get back to blowing out those candles InuYasha!" Slowly, people turned their attention back to him. The look she gave him made him understand why she said that. She wanted everyone's focus on him so that his party wouldn't be ruined, but also to catch up with Sango and Essence. She was moving towards the door until someone grabbed her from behind. Oh, InuYasha, she thought turning around.
But it was not InuYasha.
He was definitely not InuYasha.
"Naraku," she gasped which caught InuYasha's attention as he blew that last candle. People around him cheered not knowing what was going on. Before InuYasha could reach them, Naraku forced her lips on his. Shocked Kagome could only stand there. InuYasha could not see what was going on until Naraku turned Kagome slightly. InuYasha growled at him, ready to kill, but stopped. Kagome wasn't doing anything to stop him from kissing her. She just stood there. Naraku pulled away, licking his lips and walked out, while Kagome absent-mindedly touch her lips.
She looked at InuYasha, who looked heartbroken. "I…Inu…" she began. His ears flattened against his head sadly, and he turned and walked away. "No," she whispered, tears coming to her eyes for the second time in her life. "Not InuYasha."
Sirens could be heard in the distance. "It's the cops! Let's get out of here!" someone yelled. Demons, humans and hybrids alike were scattering to get out of the mansion. As they left, things were broken. Kagome, dazed at what just happened, was pushed and shoved in the crowd until they forced her out of the house. Five minutes passed, when she finally headed home crying tears that never ended.
She had lost him. Her one true love. InuYasha…
TBC…
Sorry, no comment "Thank You's" this chapter. Next chapter will be one though.
Sesshy: What did you just do?
Me: I made a twist in the plot. Sue me if you don't like it.
Sesshy: I'll just wait until the next chapter.
MoM'sC, Db, and xKx: Ja ne!
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