Word Count: 1,320
Theme: Band of Brothers
Me: And finally, here is the last chapter. It has nothing to do with the story, besides the fact that it has the characters that were in the story. Any ways I'll let Goddess do the honors.
Goddess: Yay! Ok, she doesn't own the characters, unless they're Ed and Envy's kids, and the songs aren't owned by her either. They belong to the awesome musical called Avenue Q. Oh and beware, explicit lyrics and themes! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Me: Oh and if you go to and type in Roy's not wearing underwear then you'll see where I got the inspiration for this. Enjoy!
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The whole gang was up on stage ready to sing their songs.
Now ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, the Band of Brothers! The announcer boomed.
And sisters! Yelled an angry Winry, Riza, and Riza Elrich.
Yes, and sisters! Now, on with the show!
Roy
I'm not wearing any underwear today!
No I'm not wearing any underwear today!
Not that you probably care much about my underwear,
Still nonetheless I gotta saaaaaaaay,
That I'm not wearing any underwear todaaaaay!
Riza
Getta job!
Roy
Thank you…hunnie?
Envy
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college, and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me a useless degree!
I can't pay the bills yet,
Cuz I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place,
But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the human race!
Roy Alphonse Elrich
I
wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in
Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So
soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name
is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-
She's my girlfriend!
My
wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in
Canada!!
Winry and Riza Winry Elrich
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy.
I'll say.
But when I see how sad you are, I makes me kind of happy!
Happy?
Sorry Nicky human nature, nothing I can do! It's Schadenfreude, makin' me feel glad that I'm not you! Ha ha!
That's not very nice Gary,
I didn't say it was nice, but everybody does it! Did ya ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
Yeah.
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses?
Ha, ha sure!
Don't ya feel all warm and cozy, watching people out in the rain?
You bet!
That's Schadenfreude, people taking pleasure in your pain!
Hm. Schadenfreude huh? Wh-what's that, some kind of Nazi word?
Yep! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Happiness at the misfortune of others, that is German!
Riza
The more you love
someone,
The more you want to kill 'em.
The more you love
someone,
The more he make you cry
Though you are try
For
making peace
With them and loving,
That's why you love so
strong
You like to make him die!
The more you love someone,
The
more he make you crazy.
The more you love someone,
The more you
wishing him dead!
Sometime you look at him
And only see fat
and lazy,
And wanting baseball bat
For hitting him on his head!
Love
Love
And hate
And hate
They like two brothers
Brothers
Who go on a date
Who... what?
Where
one of them goes,
Other one follows
You inviting love
He
also bringing sorrows
Ah, yes.
The
more you love someone,
The more you want to kill 'em.
Loving
and killing
Fit like hand in glove!
Hand in glove.
So
if there someone
You are wanting so
To kill 'em.
You go
and find him.
And you get him.
And you no kill him.
'Cause
chances good
Both:
He is your love.
Ed
The internet is
really really great
Maes
For porn
Ed
I've
got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
Maes
For
porn
Ed
Huh?
There's always some new site,
Maes
For
porn!
Ed
I browse all day
and night
Maes
For porn!
Ed
It's like I'm
surfing at the speed of light
Maes
For
porn!
Ed
Maes!
Maes
The internet is for
porn
Ed
Maes!
Maes
The internet is for
porn,
Ed
What are you doing!?
Maes
Why you
think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
Ed
Maaaaaeeeees!
Maes
Oh
hello Ed
Ed
You are ruining my song
Maes
Oh
me sorry, me no mean to
Ed
Well if you wouldn't mind
please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Maes
Me
no talkie
Ed
Good
I'm glad we have this new
technology
Maes
For porn
Ed
Which gives us
untold opportunity
Maes
For por—oops, sorry
Ed
Right
from you own desktop
Maes
For ---
Ed
You
can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your
ready to stop
Maes
FOR PORN!!
Ed
Maes!
Maes
The
internet is for porn!
Ed
Noooo
Maes
The
internet if for porn!
Ed
Maes
Maes
Me up
all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Ed
That's
gross you're a pervert
Maes
Ah, sticks and stones Ed
monster
Ed
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people
don't sit at home and look
At porn on the
internet
Maes
Ohhhh?
Ed
What?!
Maes
You
have no idea
Ready normal people?
Normal People
Ready---
ready ----ready
Maes
Let me hear it!
Maes and
Guys
The internet is for porn!
Envy
Sorry
Ed
Maes and Guys
The internet is for porn!
Envy
I
masturbate!
Maes and Guys
All these guys unzip their
flies
For porn, porn, porn!
Ed
The internet is not
for porn!!
Maes and Guys
PORN!, PORN, P---
Ed
HOLD
ON A SECOND!
Now I know for a fact that you, Roy Elrich, check
your portfolio and trade stocks online
Roy Elrich
That's
correct.
Ed
And Roy, you buy things on
Roy
Sure!
Ed
And Winry, you keep selling
your possessions on EBay
Winry
Yes I do!
Ed
And
Envy, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Envy
True!
Maes
Oh, but Ed-
What you
think he do . . .after? Hmm?
Envy
…yeah
Ed
EEEWWWWW!
Maes and Guys
The internet is for porn!
Ed
Gross!
Maes and Guys
The internet is
for porn!
Ed
I hate porn
Maes and Guys
Grab
your dick and double click
Ed
I hate you men!
Maes
and Guys
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn,
porn, porn
Ed
I'm leaving!
Maes and Guys
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
Ed
I
hate the internet!
Maes and Guys
Porn, porn, porn,
porn
Maes
The internet is for
Maes and some
The internet is for
Maes and all
The internet is
for PORN!
Maes
YEAH!
"And now for something so special you can only see it here! Legendary Goddess singing!"
"Thank you all! Now, I have some thing very important to say after I sing some please listen!"
Legendary Goddess
There's a fine,
fine line between a lover and a friend;
a fine, fine line between
reality and pretend;
And you never know 'til you reach the top if
it was worth the uphill climb.
There's a fine, fine line
between love
And a waste of time.
There's a fine, fine line
between a fairy tale and a lie;
And there's a fine, fine line
between "You're wonderful" and "Goodbye."
I
guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime,
But
there's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of your
time.
And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore.
I
don't think that you even know what you're looking for.
For my own
sanity, I've got to close the door
And walk away...
Oh...
There's
a fine, fine line between together and not
And there's a fine,
fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go
after the things you want while you're still in your
prime...
There's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste
of time.
"Well, I would like to say thank you all oh so much and have a great day!"
"Well everybody, that was the Band of Brothers!" The announcer said.
"And Sisters!" Riza, Riza Elrich, Winry, and Crystal yelled.
"Ow…" The announcer said as a gun, pliers, a wrench, and a laptop hit his head. Leaving the four girls smirking.
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Me: Well, there you have it, I really like this last chapter, and I thought it was funny. Please check out my other work! Oh, and now on to the thanks!
Thanks to my lovely friends who put this on their alerts:
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Thanks to the one person who added this to their favorites:
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And the biggest thanks of all go to my wonderful, fantastic reviewers:
Ling Yao
Silver Candle
This is for you, I honestly thought that no one thought this story was good enough to leave a comment, even though I was going to finish posting it anyways, you made me really happy, and gave me the will to update faster. Cyber cookies to you!
Goddess: Well it is very late, and we must go.
Me: No it's not!
Goddess: Fine! Please leave one last review; it would make Crystal very happy.
Me: Oh and Crystal is me, legendary Goddess. But thanks again, and now the final good bye. Buh Bye!
