... *jump out of tons of paper* I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVEEEEE!

I have decided to cut off some of my pointless Author notes, to keep the story flow in line. That's explain the shortage of chapters (but long in words...)

Rate: T

Pairing: Eccentric on a certain couple... You'll have to read to find out.

Warning: Crack and ramdomness. 'Nough said.

A/N: Today sets are from: moonlight phonex101 (continue), Nate Enless, Tenshi Icarus, TwiLightAmano and iCrystal. Thank you~!

Also, I would like to share some of my thoughts for the very awesome and dedicated reviewers:

iCrystal: Your ramdomnessly review really let me off the track, and tada~ this chapter! Your words is so precious to me! *hugs*

moonlight phonex 101: Haha, just do it for the fans~ Just do it for the fans. And this chapter, I continued your dare...'cause it tempt me so bad! *hugs*

Supervisors by Fate: Well, keep on going with that interview you are doing right now, it was great! Glad to hear that someone could be so inspired just by reading my fic...*hugs*

xXxAnGeLFLoNnExXx: I like that impression you have~! My thought exactly! *hugs*

onelove17: You always there for me... Thank you sooo much for your kind and inspirable words! And of course, we could always be friend! *hugs*

lovepikachu12: Absolutely adore your work, and I was so glad when you leave me a review! Keep on the epicness! *hugs*

And finally...

Disclaimer: I can only own this, but if I have the KHR too then...*dreaming some outraged fantasies*

Now... ENJOY~!


Previously on KHR's Absolutely Abnormal Interview:

"Hnn...Y-You baseba - Idiot! Don't use to much force on it!"

"Sorry Gokudera, can't be helped. I'll…try to be gentler, okay?"

"You stupid pineapple herbivore – Ungh...!"

"Now now Kyoya-kun~ you asking me for t-this... Remem - ber?"

"Then does it quick or I'll bite - ...!"

"S-Stop it...I can't breathe...Knuckles...!"

"God...It's too tight... *gasp*"

"I'm going to kill you Asar – S-Stop, stop! It's h-hurt!"

"Please be patient G-san. I p...*gasp* promise you'd feel at ease later..."

"S-Stop pushing in you big – Agh – you bloody..."

"Nufufufu, don't be too distress about that~ can't take ...the heat, Alaude~?"

"Agh...I'll kill you for...Agh – You... Ung –

[BEEP]

Akari: ... What are you doing?

Miyaki: I don't know, honestly...Giving the audience some previous moments of the last show?

Akari: Definitely no since you're not having that much of hospitality, if you have any of that left. First, your so-called "audience" had gone to the hospital for mass emergencies of blood-loss which I bet my money that most of it would cause by you and a panic little uke ...which I really don't want to know the details...

Miyaki: Yah~ they'll be okay. They were just, like, drowning inside a pool of blood that flooded the entire floor that's all~! Why do you mention it as I was a criminal who used a poor defenseless boy to do the dirty works? I am a saint!

Akari: Yeah, and I'm Santa Clause who giving children free doujinshi at Christmas. And load of them without any censors. *snort*

Miyaki: Really?

Akari: No. And second, that's not what happened at the last show.

Miyaki: *shocking face* Oh my gosh, it's not? *gasp*

Akari: Don't you dare make that face. I know what you've been thinking with that…loathed brain of yours.

Miyaki: Cousin~ You have got to admit that it was comedy gold when they were trying to wear those corsets~! And I just can't resist the needs of hearing again those juicy, intensive and…arousing sounds~ *low squeal* Say in –

Akari: Don't make me soap your mouth, Miyaki. Now stop polluting the innocents' minds and let them watch the real things, please?

Miyaki: Yeah okay.

Real previously on KHR's Absolutely Abnormal Interview:

"G-Gah…Ungh… Boss, that's too stiff! L…Let go…!"

"You offered that to me, remember scum? Stop moving… I almost release it…*breathe* -

[BEEP]

Akari: MIYAKI!

Miyaki: It's really selfish not to share such delicious fan-services to my fellow fangirls!

Where's the humanity in you?

Akari: You just serve it for your own entertainment! Stop polluting me!

Miyaki: Uwaah~ You're no fun! *pout*


REAL previously at KHR's Absolutely Abnormal Interviews:

Miyaki: Ooh my~ aren't we lucky having these beautiful geishas to serve us some… entertainments~? *smirk*

Yamamoto: [Blue plain kimono with red obi (1) and long black wig with flower pins] Well…Look on the bright side guys, this isn't so bad. *smile*

Gokudera: Look on the bright side? [Red decorative kimono with black obi and loosely combed-up silvered wig] I felt like an f**king woman in town…

Ryohei: … [Yellow painted kimono with orange obi and braided brown wig with strings] I feel so…extremely unmanly.

TYL Lambo: Yare yare…That's not the way I really want when I return to the past… [Green semi-decorate kimono with yellow obi and afro black wig]

Shittopy-chan: … Gokudera-kun? *steps closer*

Gokudera: W-What is it…?

Shittopy-chan: This is real boobs right? *touching his "chest"*

Gokudera: … *blush* WHAT THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME Y-YOU UMA?

Miyaki: Nya~ he's so cute~! Like a shy virgin!

Yamamoto: Haha, she's right.

Gokudera: What the - Which side are you on you…you…BIG IDIOT!

Clank!

Mukuro: Kufufu, aren't you beautiful, Kyoya-chan? [Indigo decorated kimono with magenta obi with his original pineapple wig and flower kanzashi (2)]

Hibari: Say it one more time feminine herbivore, and I'll bite that girlish pineapple head of yours to death. [Purple plain kimono and white obi with short black wig]

Miyaki: Hey everyone, a Cat Fight!

Mukuro + Hibari: F*ck off.

*v*

Adelheid: …

Koyo: If you have something to say then say it in the end!

Adelheid: Nothing…Just though those are much shorter than we have expected.

Julie: Adel-sama~ How about a nice massage for your - *being send flying*

Adelheid: YOU DIRTY MAID!

Rauji: … This is very embarrassing.

Kaoru: Enma… Done yet?

Enma: *still in the dressing room* Nooo…I can't get out…

Bianchi: Now boy, that won't do. Clothes are only beautiful if you put a lot of love in it.

Enma: But…

Adelheid: Don't worry; your appearance would be much less ridiculous than those guys. No offense.

Rauji: ...None taken.

Enma: …I can't get out, literally… The stocking…

Bianchi: *sigh* Don't worry, I'll help. *step inside*

Koyo: Come to think of it, that loser looks quite like a girl in that dress, in the end.

Rauji: He's…cute?

Adelheid: … He does have a feminine look.

Kaoru: … Julie said he would grope him if he was a real girl.

*v*

Akari: …

G: [red dress and white fan]

Giotto: [orange dress and black fan] …

Asari: [blue dress and white fan]…

Lampo: [green and yellow fan]…

Chrome: ...

Alaude: [violent…err, I mean…violet and black fan]...

Knuckles: Amen. [Yellow and gray fan]

Daemon: What?

Lampo: ... Daemon-nii, I never believe this day would come…but I would like to tell you something very serious. So serious that it might shock you, or even horrified you.

Daemon: ...What?

Lambo: But no matter what we meant to tell you, it didn't come from the mutual hatred before. But from the courage and friendship we had shared, had been through and had stood still while us standing here…in this dressing room.

Daemon: What...?

Lambo: So please, for the code of friendship: No abusing, no revenge, no chasing with chainsaw at the (my) back and literally stab through each other like the time I accidentally put your hair into the blender for this shape I have seen today. And just so you know, I'm still quite proud of it.

Deamon: …What?

Giotto: …Hit it please, Lampo.

Lampo: Ahem… MY EYES! MY EYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! THE HORROR CONTAINED IN MY EYES HOLLESSSS!

Knuckle: The prophecy which said the end of human's fashion sense...has occurred!

Lampo: BOIL ME ALIVE! TAKE ME! ANYTHING NECESSARY BUT GETS RID OF HIM! I CAN'T LIVE ON SEEING SUCH HORROR THING EXISSSSST!

*scream and running around like mad*

Giotto: Hey G, how can I unseen it...?

G: I don't know... How about you put an apple in front of your eyes and let me try my luck again? The arrow would probably hit it...

Damon: What are you talking about dimwit fools - *stared at the mirror* … Who's that?

Giotto: …It's you, Daemon.

Daemon: … …I-I look –

G: Like a disgrace of a human's being?

Alaude: Horrified and disgusted?

Knuckles: For your sins, I must guide you the way to the real fashion sense. If God grant you any left...

Lampo: You criminal!

Giotto: …I can't believe I'll say this…but –

Akari: I feel sick at –

Daemon: YOU CAN MOCK ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD DO THIS TO YOU ARROGANT FOOLS! ME, I TELL YOU! MEEE! MEEEEEEEEE!*running around crying* …*and fainted*

Akari: So...the bad dress has ruined his brain …along with his dignity?

G: Nah, he doesn't have a "dignity" to begin with, so he should be fine.

Chrome: ...I'm sorry, but I seem to take the worst dress in the store and give it to him…

Giotto: … Is that so…

G: *thumbs up*

*v*

Miyaki: Okay, step closer to each others now…Team Vongola, try to be more shy and sensitive~ like high-class ladies. You're too bold and manly!

Gokudera: If you so good then come here and do it yourself!

Miyaki: Oh I'm a million time better than you guys at this – I'm a girl in case you've forgotten. Team Shimon; make a naughtier pose please?

Julie: C'mon Enma, do that pose I taught you earlier~ Don't be a pussy!

Enma: Uhm…well...N-Nya~?

Miyaki: … Damn you Julie, damn you. *hold back a nosebleed* T-That's looking good Team Primo!

Gioto: Well, G had his experience.

G: I do not! *fumed*

Miyaki: Okay …hey, hideous piece of feathered coco-nappo or whatever you called…stays away from the camera a little bit please?

Deamon: Nufufu…once I found out who did this to my precious face…*emo aura*

Hibari: Hurry up. Or I'll bite all. To death. *deadly aura*

Miyaki: Just a second Hibari-chan~ Let me adjust the –

*doors flew over*

Akari: ...*groan* NOT THE DOOR AGAIN!

Squalo: VOOOI! Let's take the f**king picture and get out already!

The others: ... What are they wearing?

Miyaki: Oh, just something beautiful, elegant and surprisingly feminine called "cheongsam". It gives you the amazing curves ya know~.

Squalo: F**k you woman! You're going to pay for this! [White cheongsam with deep blue décor and a blue umbrella]

Belphegor: Ushishishi, damaging the prince's pride is unforgivable, cheap peasant. [Gold cheongsam and a black umbrella]

Fran: Wait, you have a thing called "pride" left, senpai? That's too expensive for you, fake princess. [Teal cheongsam with black décor and a teal umbrella]

Belphegor: ...I'm going to dispose you later, if I weren't too stiff in this peasantry cheap dress.

Miyaki: Aw, nothing suit your fine taste my fairly queen? If you're so not interested in this, perhaps giving back my money for that cheap dress then. Pucker up and pay me 20.000 yen.

Belphegor: ... I guess I could wear this to Froggy then.*grin*

Fran: Keep it princess, I don't want a dress with that (fake) royal germs spoiling all over it.

Belphegor: *knives ready*

Lussuria: Mou~ children, you're too adorable to your own good in those cute dresses~ Someone's having a fine taste~ *tackle hug the group*

Miyaki: Luss-nee, you're flattering me too much~. I see you're quite fancy that dress?

Lussuria: What can I say? This one makes me kind of...attractive, yes? [Lime cheongsam with yellow décor and a yellow umbrella]

Fran: I need to puke.

Xanxus: Scum, work that damn camera and take that sh*tty picture now, or I'll blast your f**king heads off. [Red cheongsam with gold décor and a black umbrella]

Leviathan: *being stomped on*

Akari: ...Hey, that's not the one we were giving to him.

Lussuria: Sorry child~ turns out his stunning skin could not fit into those ~.

Squalo: Voooii! Those damn dresses made him being such a bastard! Did you know how much work to calm Boss down?

Fran: Yeah, you should be proud. You were doing all the work.

Belphegor: Ushishishishishi~

Squalo: S-Shut it you insolent brats! *blush*

Miyaki: C'mon, we got a lot of work to do so...get your ass back here Vari –

*door flew over...again*

Byakuran: My my...isn't it crowded, Shou-chan?

Shoichi: ...Well I –

*Everyone has their weapon on...except Shimon though*

Miyaki: Hey hey...ladies~ chill out. I don't want to have a massive Cat Fights in here.

The cross dressers: WE'RE MENLY!

Reborn: She's right, ladies. I should know that you'd come, Byakuran. *smirk*

Byakuran: Aren't you all looking good. Mind if I join a little? [White Lolita dress] *twirling*

Gokudera: ...I need to puke so bad...

Shoichi: P-Please get on with this so I can get back – ugh... [Tan Lolita dress]

Spanner: Hello Vongola and to...whoever you are. [Oliver green Lolita dress]

Akari: Hey...how did you black-mail those two?

Miyaki: The Varia? I just use the same tactic with the earlier victims. And for Milliefore...well, it went out easy...

Akari: You mean?

Miyaki: Byakuran just accepted it. He's got some bravery, or ...whatever in his sick mind has.

Akari: I think that's come more from selfish desire...*looking at Byakuran tries to hug Shoichi*

Miyaki: Okay, ready? One...two...three...say "Caramell Dansen" idiots~!


Miyaki: *holding the pictures and jumping ups and downs*

Gokudera: ...That b**ch is going to be like that all day?

Akari: ...Probably *sigh*. And to open the "Special Edition" today, I would like to – Miyaki: Thank you so much phonex-chan~ Can I call you phonex-chan? 'Cause you're a. w. e. s. o. m. e ~ *smile*

Akari: ... Let's ignore that mental woman over there. Today's opening set will be from Nate Enless, who sent it to our mailbox:

I dare Hibari to kiss Alaude. OTL failed dare... Oh and a G27 kiss too.
Hibari put on a police outfit!
Q:
Tsuna who's do you think is cuter A!reborn or A!Colonello or TYL!Hibari?
Hibari, don't you have anything else to wear besides a uniforn?
Brain died from overload... Bye!

Reborn: I brought the loser back. *dragging Tsuna*

...

Gokudera: *dash* TEEENNNTH - *stop at mid-air*

Akari: ...What the –

All the semes for Tsuna: ...*nosebleed*

Miyaki: ... Hey, I thought the "Nyan-nyan syndrome" had worn off by now. *using a handkerchief to wipe her blood*.

Reborn: That stupid name of a syndrome could not wear off until –

Giotto: *kissing Tsuna*

Reborn: ...he gets to kiss a person he at least emotionally attaches off *smirk* Just like killing two bird in one stone.

Giotto: *smile* As much I want to let him in that form, my grandchild would cause too much distraction if he goes on like that. And I fulfill the dare too.

Akari: …Clever...

Tsuna: *blush*

Gokudera: Tenth! Are you okay? *run to Tsuna* Damn, if I was fast enough...

Tsuna: H-Huh? Y-Yeah, I'm fine Gokudera-kun…

Miyaki: Yah, save the emotional scene later on. Now, Hibari~!

Hibari: What are you looking at low-life herbivore? [Police outfit with handcuff]

Tsuna: H-Hibari-s-san?

Mukuro: *wolf whistles*

Miyaki: *hitting Mukuro in the head*

Mukuro: Oya! What the hell!

Miyaki: I'm sorry sir but flirting for pineapples is currently an unavailable service ~ *smile*

Mukuro: Fffffuuu… *grumble*

Hibari: I'm going to bite you all to death, *shows tonfa*. Start with you over there.

Alaude: … You dare to challenge me, fake cop? I'm going to arrest you for lowered the name of the police and mimicking my weapon.

Hibari: You are the one mimicking me, herbivore.

Alaude: And only a fake cop wears tonfa. *attack*

[~Political crisis~]

Akari: There's nothing "political" about this stupid thing! Delete that line!

Tsuna: Hiiieee! Miyaki-san is going straight to the fight! Is she lost her mind?

Gokudera: Are you deaf woman? Get your ass back –

Miyaki: *gently push Hibari into Alaude*

...

[~Political break~]

Miyaki: Should this much easier then~? *smirk*

Ryohei: How can she extremely do that?

Giotto: … *cough* Alaude?

Alaude: …

[~Political crisis resumed~]

Miyaki: This time, twice the tensions~!

Akari: This is nothing related to politics just because they are dressed (pretended) as cops! And I even doubt they have any ideas about "politics" in those brains.

Miyaki: Bah, who care~? Tsuna-kun, answer the question please? *smile*

Tsuna: H-Hiieee… She's scare me…

Miyaki: I know~. Isn't it awesome?

Tsuna: *sweats drop* Uhm…well…*glance*

Reborn: *loaded gun* You were saying, Dame-Tsuna?

Hibari: *still busy fighting*

Tsuna: I-I…think Colonello is.

Colonello: You just saying that 'cause you afraid those two would beat you to the pub, kora.

Tsuna: *sullen nod*

Colonello: That's okay kiddo. Just don't say that in front of Lal, kora!

Miyaki: Let's end this. Hibari~ have you –

Hibari: *still fighting*

Miyaki: …I guess that's a "No".


Akari: Someone stop those guys! They're going to blow up the whole stage! And I can't pay any more for the damages!

Miyaki: Next on the show, here comes the set sent by Tenshi Icarus*smile* of course, from our mailbox.

Akari: Are you even listening!

Alright, here goes! :)
Truth
To Hibari: Admit it! You like Dino...just shout it in front of everybody! And, for pete's sake, tell everyone the best girl you've ever met!
Dare:
Leviathan! Disobey Xanxus for once, do something to him like Gokudera and Yamamoto did to Tsuna!XDD
Umm...I dare Hibari to choose a girl and kiss her! LOL best if the girl is Chrome, and if she is, let Mukuro witness it! Hahahahaha *evil smirk*
And ask Gokudera not to fall over when seeing Bianchi for 1 hour!
Thanks.

Akari: …*looking at the fight* Please…*groan*

*door gently open*

Dino: Hey guys. Did I miss anything – Hey, Tsuna! You're back!

Tsuna: D-Dino-san! Thank god you're here!

Reborn: Go rescue your badass damsel already.

Dino: But who is – Kyoya, what did I said about this? Don't' start fighting randomly at people's place! *rush to the fight*

Romario: He's really care for the kid all right.

Reborn: Well, I am his responsible tutor after all. *drink coffee*

All: …

Reborn: You all got something to say?

Dino: You're going to get serious injury! Stop fighting! *finally drag Hibari out*

Hibari: Do you want me to bite you to death? Let go! *struggling*

Alaude: We are not finish yet you – *look at Giotto*

Giotto: …*shook head*

Alaude: … Don't you ever order me around. *step away*

Miyaki: Ara~ Did I feel sexual tensions much? *humming*

Akari: ...*shrug* Hibari-san.

Hibari: No.

Miyaki: Don't deny it~.

Hibari: I feel nothing for that horse, herbivore.

Dino: Bucking Bronco, how many times I have to tell you* sigh*. And can't you say something nice to me after I rushed all the way from the hospital to here?

Hibari: …

Dino: A common word will be nice? *grin* Please?

Hibari: … I can tolerate you better from those annoying herbivore, that's all. *turn away*

Everyone who temporally knows Hibari: *genuine shock*

Reborn: *smirk*

Dino: That's way better from the medicine. Thank you! *bright smile*

Miyaki: Aww ~ I hate to break such a cute (yaoi) moment for the viewer (my sick yaoi desire), but Hibari have to answer another one. So, who~?

Hibari: Girls…only a bunch of annoying herbivores to me. *scowl*

Miyaki: Tell me about it. Kyoko?

Tsuna: *fidgeting*

Hibari: Who?

Miyaki: Pass, I can't tolerate her superb obviousness too. Haru?

Hibari: Stalker.

Miyaki: Much. Chrome?

Hibari: *scowl* If that herbivore isn't with that bad-sensed pineapple herbivore, maybe I would.

Chrome: …

Mukuro: *trident appears*

Miyaki: *smirk* Well, you don't need to hide it. I know it's me ~

Hibari: Never in my dream, herbivore.

Mukuro: *trolling face* Trolololololol~

Gokudera: *snickering* Nice one Hibari. Nice one.

Miyaki: *glare dagger* See who will have the last laugh, bastards.

Hibari: …*point* that red-haired herbivore.

Akari: M-Me…?

Hibari: You're not loud, annoying and got on my nerve like those usual herbivores. And you kind of remind me of someone. *glance at Tsuna*

Tsuna: ...*slight blush*

Akari: … Um, thank you for your compliments…I guess. Let's move to the dare –

Miyaki: - I got this. Leviathan ~ *cooed*

Levi: …*quickly running to the door*

Miyaki: Ahem…Your highness~?

Belphegor: *throws dagger at Levi*

Levi: Ouch! B-Belphegor, how could you!

Belphegor: Ushishishi, she call me "your highness"~ unlike you peasant.*grin*

Fran: You know how to use the dumb one, ne?

Miyaki: Why yes, yes I am. Levi-kun, how could you run away from my show? *smile darkly*

Levi: B-But I can never do that to Boss! It's impossible!

Miyaki: Worry not; I got the permission from his "uke" already.

Squalo: V-VOOOI!

Levi: But I don't know how to –

Miyaki: *push Levi inside of a room*. Don't worry about that sleeping beast over there; I have drugged him. Have fun~ *lock the door*

Levi: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! *punching door*

Squalo: VOOOI! You drugged him?

Miyaki: He was hungry; there was a beautiful juicy round of steaks in front of him! How could anyone said no?

Mukuro: Kufufufu, drug in his meal…how classic.

Akari: As if *sigh*… She knocked him out cold while he was eating.

All: …

Reborn: Impressive. *smirk*

Miyaki: Can't have the old way forever. Hibari, you're up again~!

Hibari: *tonfa on* Never.

Akari: So…What little trick in your sleeves now, Miyaki-san?

Miyaki: Watch me~. *come whisper in Hibari's ear*

[A minute later]

Hibari: … If it's not working, I will –

Miyaki: - Bite me to death, I know. Look, I maybe obnoxious, but I never let anyone down before. Deal?

Hibari: You're talking nonsense, herbivore. *walking to Chrome*

Chrome: C-Cloud man?

Hibari: *kiss Chrome gently*

Tsuna: H-Hiieeee?

Dino: K-Kyoya? *shock*

Gokudera: …

Ryohei: EXTREME!

Yamamoto: Haha, look at him go!

Hibari: *smirk at Mukuro*

Mukuro: … Oya…

[Fighting again]

Miyaki: *smirk* Hoh~ Look at them fight with such passion! Hibari, you better thank me!

Akari: … You always look for entertainment, ne, Miyaki-san...?

Miyaki: *smile*

Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun, you think Hibari-san really mean to do it?

Gokudera: …

Tsuna: I know…m-maybe Hibari-san really mean it. He always serious after all…

Gokudera: …

Yamamoto: Uh Tsuna? Gokudera seems a little bit off there…

Gokudera: S-Shut up idiot…Don't ruin it…

Bianchi: You look pale Hayato. Want to stop?

Gokudera: N-Never!

[30 minutes later]

Levi: *burst out of the room* I'M SORRY BOSS! *running*

Xanxus: YOU TRASH! *shooting beams at Levi*

Miyaki: Ara? He took 30 minutes just to pull a prank... Or something else~ I presume? *smirking*

Akari: *bonks Miyaki's head* Have you got nothing else in your dark head?

Lussuria: Mou~ what did our bad Levi do to my husband this time~?

Squalo: VOOI! Boss is not your husband Lussuria!

Fran: *cough* Jealous much.

Squalo: What did you say brat! *flushed face*

Gokudera: *fainted*

Yamamoto: ... Haha, he failed.

Tsuna: Gokudera-kun! I-Is he going to be okay?

Miyaki: There's an infirmary room at the left. Take him there Yamamoto-kun.

Yamamoto: Right on. *carry Gokudera*

Akari: *look at the pair going in the room* … W-Wait a minute, I remembered that we didn't have any in - …fir…*realize*. You...

Miyaki: *lock the "infirmary" room* I know *smile brightly*


Miyaki: We're now moving to the center of today's show, and here's another set from TwiLightAmano:

okay okay.. hmm.. I have some dares! XD
for D18:
1. Hibari, would you say some lovely things to Dino? he always waiting for it..
2. play a pocky game! XD
for 8059:
1. okay, Gokudera, I know you really like Yamamoto. so say it LOUDLY and CLEARLY here
2. please 80 kiss 59 NOT TOO GENTLY~ I like play it rough XD

Hibari: You rapid herbivores … *tonfa on*

Miyaki: Hey, don't violate my viewers! They are my feeding money!

Hibari: They expect me to be nice? I'll bite them to death!

Dino: Kyoya, really *sigh*…Just lay down a little, will you? *hug Hibari lightly*

All: …!

[Well…He's dead.]

Miyaki: …Oh wait, he's not dead.

Reborn: Hmm…The old said were true: Idiots do live long.

Dino: … Kyoya?

Hibari: I'm tired. Stay right there or I'll bite you to death.

Akari: …So is this count as…?

Dino: It is. *smile*

Miyaki: *repeatedly taking pictures* Hey, could you two still play Pocky in this pose?

Akari: ... Such an innocent picture, completed with horrified bloody background...

Miyaki: Oh, didn't notice about that. *wipe the nosebleed* Well, we could always try that new stuff...*amused glint*

Dino: What new stu - *disappear*

...

Mukuro: Adieus baby~!

Reborn: My dream has come true, at last... *hold a scroll* one down, some more to go.

Mukuro: Now how about I do the same thing with the brat...*thinking*

Fran: Ooh, wonder what devilish schemes my veggie master will come up and ultimately become a downfall joke of the day...? I'm so excited.

Mukuro: *stabbing Fran repeatedly* Die you bloody frog!

Belphegor: Get your hands off the prince's Froggy at once!

Akari: What is this...Some kind of Disposing-my-unwanted-pupils Day?

Miyaki: I hate to break all this beautiful hope in yours~ but they're just being transferred into another ...suitable place for the dare. If you need to thank anyone, that would be Shoichi-kun over there~.

Shoichi: *being hugged by Byakuran*

Akari: I thought your lips were starting to say "romantic"...

Miyaki: That word is too pure and grand for my (polluted) mind. I'd more prefer –

Reborn: Tch. Let's get going at the idiot couple and get them together. I'm too tired for this.

Miyaki: ...You mean all the releasing sexual tension, eight-ton hints throwing mercilessly at the fans, the obviously connection, the luminously blushing, the tsundere-idiotic seme classical term of relationship showing so painfully clear and so on and on and on...and still not enough?

Reborn: Yes.

...~~~3~~~...

Gokudera: ...Ugh...My head...

Yamamoto: Gokudera, good to see you up! How does it feel?

Gokudera: ... Okay, I'm in here, alone...no sign of the Tenth or anyone beside this baseball idiot... and I'm on a bed, a clean white bed and...*slight blush* ...WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING! *shots off the bed*

Yamamoto: Well, Miyaki say this is the "infirmary" room, but I haven't seen a single medical cabin in this room. So I'll –

Gokudera: Wait. WAIT. That horrible witch tells you that?

Yamamoto: It's not nice to say that to – where are you going?

Gokudera: ...You idiot. She has locked us in this f**king room!

*radio buzzing sound*

"Welcome test subjects of mine, to a little fun game that I have in mind. As you now, you two are now trapped inside of a complete strange room, with only a small window and a bed, with only one exit that has been locked. So, what option will I give you to test your skill... die or get out alive?"

Yamamoto: Hey, that voice sound kinds of familiar...

Gokudera: You idiots, that was...from Jigsaw! I thought that guy is n-not real!

"My identity is not your concern, not as much as your lives are now on my hand. So, what would it be for your freedom, hmm? Let's hear at my options for your –."

"Oh Pete's sake, this is a comedy show, not Saw! Cut it out."

"But I like this voice~"

"I don't have enough sanity to let this insane speech continue. Cut some slack for them, will you?"

"Fine fine...*cut off the Jigsaw voice* Just fulfill the dare then you'll free as birds. Good luck~. *farther voice* Cousin~ why do you always cut off the highlight of the moment~ That's not nice~!"

Yamamoto: ... Gokudera?

Gokudera: ... I swear...I'll never watch Saw ever again... Now give me those damn dares idiot!

Yamamoto: Maa maa, easy there Gokudera. We can share~

Gokudera: Not now and not ever baseball nut! You tighten my oxygen over here, just read that damn paper!

For 8059:
1. okay, Gokudera, I know you really like Yamamoto. So say it LOUDLY and CLEARLY here
2. please 80 kiss 59.

Gokudera: ... What the F**K WITH THOSE LINES, AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE F**KERS THINK I WOULD LET ME DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

Yamamoto: ...*read a small paper* Do I really have to...? Gokudera might not like that, ha-ha...*scratch his nape*


*meanwhile*

Dino: ... I just hope I could pull this out while he's still asleep...*picking a pocky* All right, here goes nothing... I hope I could survive though...


...~~~3~~~...

Gokudera: How come someone tells ME that I love YOU? I d-don't even like you on the first place! Who is this person that assumes me to l-like you?

Yamamoto: Chill out Gokudera... It was just a dare...

Gokudera: I have gone through too many dare for a day! And this! What would the Tenth think of me?

Yamamoto: ...

Gokudera: ... Hey, baseball idiot?

Yamamoto: ... *sigh*

Gokudera: Oi...I thought you was suppose to look all merry happy crackly as usual...?

Yamamoto: ...

Gokudera: ...Oi, Yama –

Yamamoto: It's all about Tsuna, isn't it?

Gokudera: ...W...What is that suppose to mean?

Yamamoto: All you said so far was "the Tenth this..." and "the Tenth that..." and even when we are here, together and alone, you just ... keep on the habit. It's ... not by any mean, but rather...

Gokudera: I have to express my loyalty to the Tenth. It's what I must do, idiot!

Yamamoto: But Tsuna is our friend, remember? Our friend, not your boss. *face Gokudera* and ... why are you insisted to be so? Don't you care about other's feelings too?

Gokudera: *slight blush* H-Hey...Idiot, what's with the –

Yamamoto: Don't you even care... for what I think too?

[Dedicated to my reviewer~ Line style!]

(Gokudera's P.O.V)

"Don't you even care...for what I think too?"

What... he would think...? Have that even crossed my mind...?

I swallowed quietly as his gaze kept his lock on me; as this is the first time I had ever been caught off guard, and hardly to imagine that it was HIM, off all people, could do that to me. Sometimes, I had caught some of his rarely serious moments, maybe on one of his stupid baseball games, or one in the Rain ring battle. Just as I secretly never wanted to face that look, there I was, looking hopelessly at the serious Yamamoto.

"What... do you mean by that? W-Why should I care about what you...think?" There, I tried to gather some senses, also prepared some of my usual snarls... but that was the best I could do; my tongue died before I got the chance.

"... Just forget it Gokudera. You do deserve it anyways." And there went the idiot's act again: smiling, waving hand, cracking a laugh. He doesn't even know how bad his act right now. That poker face I was seeing was just pathetic.

And ...hurt. Which also had affected some... no, many on me.

...Wait, I was being hurt...because of that guy?

"...Stop that."

"What?"

"That! That stupid, idiotic-like-hell look on your face! Cut the chase and tell me what is going wrong with your head, you stupid baseball nut!" I fumed harshly at him. Why idiots were too hard to understand? It made me felt way beyond irritated!

"... Do you... love Tsuna?"

I felt my head was going colder, like a cup of slush flying at my face. He thought...I like...the Tenth?

Came to think of it, he did mention that before... Could it be...?

My body went chill, and my chest began to ache all over, "You...like Tsuna, don't you idiot?"

That must be it. That was the reason why he kept mulling at the moment. He was... interested in the Tenth...

...But not me.

The room's temperature must be very low right now, yeah, that's it. There was no way I could trembling that bad without a reason...That...must be it.

"You think so?"

"... What could it possibly mean? Idiot, look at your attitude! It says everything!"

"I thought you were more obvious."

Everyone said that lately: I was in love with the Tenth. And I accept that, the Tenth was a great person in all generals. He saved me, and offered me a family that I could stay and work for. And also, to meet this idiot...

I felt grateful of the Tenth. But somehow, I was...

What had I been thinking...What was this I feel...?

"Idiot! Have I already told you! I'm not in love with the Tenth! How came you not see that!"

I loved you! Danmmit you stupid meat of an idiot, did you know how ashamed I was now when I had to realize it?

That Yamamoto...that stupid baseball guy...was the worst.

"...Gokudera?"

I began to notice that my body was trembling slightly... because of rage? Or something more I hadn't notice...? And then, I snapped.

"You are the worst idiot I have seen in my entire life! You, with the ever smiling, the ever laughing, the ever obsession with the f**king baseball thing, the ever idiotic way you think! You...You just have to drag you naïve carcass into the mafia, you just have to meddle in my life! You just have to bugging me to no end you bastard! And here I am, hearing your stupid fondness of the Tenth right in front of me! You... You are such an asshole that I can't even believe I was falling for you!"

...Wait.

Oh shit.

I quickly grasped my mouth, but too late. My f**king mouth just have to blow that up. And that guy, that guy whom I was, accidentally, just confessed, now looked like he was just seeing the craziest thing had happened... well, it was true, though. I wanted to kill myself so much now.

"...G-Gokude –"

"Y-You...Forget anything you have heard! J-Just run to the Tenth and confess, or anything! Don't let me see your idiotic face again! Go, scram, anywhere!" And then, I was urging to run away, even though the logic mind later would tell me that we were alone, and locked. But before all of that happened, a pair of arms locked my shoulders and pinned me to the wall. It belonged to Yamamoto, nonetheless. I let out a surprised cried as the strong contact between my back with the wall. And to add another surprise, I wasn't being able to make another yield.

It happened. We kissed.

So far, I had been imaged what our first kiss would be, before I slapped hard in the face for that outrageous thought. It was supposed to be gentle, sweet and loving, as much I thought he was that kind of kisser. But this...had back-fired anything I had imagined so far.

Yamamoto's kiss was fierce, heavy and burning, but... in the damn good way; and the way he locked his lips with mine together was furious, fast...and fascinating, to say the least. One of his arms kept his pinning position, while the other hand was sliding slowly into my hair, and increased the heat by pushed my head in to deepen the kiss. Further more, he griped my silvered locks of hair and earned a soft moan from mine being unable to stop it. His tongue was slid into my own, dancing playfully and ferociously with mine, while kept forcing his strength which really paralyzed my legs. All I could do then was just stood there, hands griped hopelessly to his shirt; ears listened to the sound of hot breath, mind stopped momentary to savored this moment.

Not like I was intend to break out of it.

In fact, I was rather enjoying that.

[Was that rough enough, TwiLightAmano-san? *blinking eyes while nose bleeding*]

*central room*

Miyaki: ... Poor Dino, he didn't even finish that delicious Pocky stick with Hibari yet~ Our Hibari here doesn't know how to have fun!

Mukuro: Kufufufu~ He always like "Herbivore" this and "I'll bite you to death" that, not to mention the whole school obsession and overrule prefect. If I'm not so interested in his fighting skill, I'd walk away from such maniac.

Miyaki: Well, at least our poor Dino-san has his 2 lucky shots. Unfortunately, Lady Luck was cruel on us.

Akari: How can you all find such joy in this act of violence...I don't get you...

Tsuna: M-Me neither... A-Anyway, have Gokudera-kun and Yamamoto got out yet?

Reborn: We soon will know *hop on Tsuna's head*. Move, Dame-Tsuna.

Tsuna: W-Why? Am I some kind of vehicle to you? *yield*

Reborn: Yes, you are. Now hurry. *smack Tsuna's head*

Tsuna: I-Ittai! ...Yes... *walk slowly*

Akari: Let's see what happen after 15 minutes... I hope they haven't cut each other's throat off.

Miyaki: Why? They are lovers now~.

Akari: ... T-That is what I fear.

*turn on the camera*

Tsuna: H-H-HIEEEEE! *blushing madly*

Reborn: Oh my.

Mukuro: *whistle* I don't know Yamamoto Takeshi was that...agressive.

Lambo: Alala~? Why it's so dark in here?

Ipin: Zhè shì zěnme huí shì ne? (What's wrong?)

Ryohei: Children... should not watch something so EXTREMELY wrong like that! *cover Lambo's and Ipin's eyes while blushing madly*

Akari: *beet red* Uhm... I'll just...s-shut that off and leave them alone...R-Right Miya – MY GOD, MIYAKI-SAN!

Miyaki: *fainted because of too much fangasm*


Reborn: I've never thought someone like this could die...like that.

Akari: *thinking*

Hibari: This girl can disturb anywhere's peace and discipline. My opinion is to let this herbivore lay and die.

Mukuro: Kufufufu, I can't say anything more precisely than that. I could take care of the funeral.

Fran: Theme "The Pineapples herd will welcome you to hell" again, Master? Oh no you, like, totally stole my idea for your own funeral.

Mukuro: *twitch* Then let me stuff a mouthful of pineapples in that wretched mouth when your funeral comes...which is about now. *raise trident*

Akari: ... I got it! Viewers, we have reached the final part of today's show, dedicated from iCrystal!

Tsuna: Uhm...what about of Miyaki-san?

Akari: *sigh* You'll soon see.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! XD XD *Laughs uncontrollably* HAHAHAHAAAA! This. Is. Hilarious. Can't. Stop. Laughing... *Dies*

Strict: Greetings, I am one of Linda's Personas, my personality should be clear due to my name. Either way, your "humor" has currently set the idiot into a coma state, or as she calls it, Death. *Sighs* It isn't a surprise that she died, the foolish fool is after all, a fool, and fools are meant to die. *Smiles darkly* But she left a mental list with Questions and Dares to the fools on this interview:

Questions:
1. Gokudera, why can't you admit your love for Yamamoto?
2. Mukuro, why can't you just admit that Miyaki is right and that your hair looks like a very, very stupid pineapple?
3. Romario, how the hell can you turn up EVERYWHERE? O.O
4. Hibari, why do you always say "Bite you to death?"
Dares:
1. I dare Gokudera to tell Yamamoto (and everyone else) that he loves him, SAY IT OUT LOUD!
2. I dare Gokudera to kiss Yamamoto, in front of everyone.
3. I dare Squalo, or Squ-chan to kiss Xanxus... (Probably will be the other way around... Seeing as Xanxus is more dominant than Squalo... ^^)
4. I dare everyone to worship Miyaki and say that she is the awesomest of all... Also, Miyaki can do whatever she wants to one of the KHR characters and they can't fight back! YOU ROCK GIRL!
5. I dare Reborn to turn into Adult Reborn and violate Adult Lambo... *Snickers*

I'm sorry if it became too many questions and dares T_T This interview rocks, btw! Miyaki, I love you and your awesome! *Showers Miyaki with cookies, chocolates and very, very awesome doushinjis* You. Are. Awesome! Well, I gotta go... Toodels! *Pushes Gokudera into Yamamoto so that they kiss*

Strict: And that ends the very pathetic list. Now if you excuse me, I shall punish this foolish fool called Linda for being such a pathetic excuse for a human being. She is useless and unworthy of even being able to speak. *Takes out Butterfly knife* Good Bye.

Gokudera: ... *blushes red* GET OFF ME! YOU AIN'T GONNA STEAL MY MOUTH LIKE THAT FOR A SECOND TIMES!

Yamamoto: Aww, I don't know you really want it~

Gokudera: *spluttered* You bastard – I don't – You'll never – I am not – ARGH $#%#$%#!

Miyaki: *shot herself up* My rapist senses are tingling.

...

Akari: ...Welcome back cousin.

Hibari: Why don't herbivores just cease and desist like they should...? *sigh*

Mukuro: ... Clearly karma doesn't work these times any more...*sullen*

Miyaki: Aw, don't be sad Mukuro-kun~ I have promised that I would drag you with me when I pass away, in the shape of a pineapple nonetheless. Heaven has look upon my words, ne~?

Mukuro: I hope heaven would sick of you so much they have to kick you out there, and you could burn your marshmallow in Hell. *smile darkly*

Miyaki: Marshmallow and roasted pineapple slices could be one hell of a combination, do you think? *smile darkly*

Akari: Enough! Have your friendly quarrel later, will you! Now please, could we get on with the –

*a shower of cookies, chocolates and very, very awesome doujinshis suddenly appear and squashes Miyaki*

Miyaki: ...

Mukuro: ...Kufufufu~ look's like you have been drowned to death ...in love. Ha, take the fact woman!

Akari: M-Miyaki-san! Hold on, I'm going to drag you out of there!

Mukuro: I say: we leave her there and finish this show along with her existence, and no one knows, no one cares. Don't you think so?

Tsuna: M-Mukuro, that's just mean!

Akari: ...

Miyaki: Akari!

Akari: *slight blush* S-Sorry! ...But that is a very tempting idea...

Miyaki: No, not like that... I'll NEVER LEAVE THIS BED, BABY~! *reading the awesome doujinshi and munching chocolate*

Reborn: ...You were saying, Mukuro? *arch eyebrow*

Mukuro: ...

Miyaki: *read the request* Hey, that Linda's Persona person sound just like you~! Isn't it weird?

Akari: I'm not a person who chooses violence to solve idiocy, although sometimes I wish I could solve it that way. How come I have that impression?

Miyaki: Well, you seems to be strict on me all the time~! And I always thought you are a stern old-fashion girl with over-formally vocabulary.

Akari: … *twitch* Well, let's start with "Truth". Gokudera-sa –

Gokudera: What's with you people lately! Have it become some kind of shitty love-confession show?

Miyaki: I don't really know~.

Gokudera: Shut up, no one ask you. And I would never –

"Gokudera": Because I'm a classic type of tsundere, literally hot out side yet mushy inside. I'm not going to accept I have fallen in love with a person that caught my eyes on the very first glance. I'm too shy to express myself, because that would make me very unmanly…although in this relationship I'm the "uke", which mean I'm not going to hold the man's duty during ours –

Gokudera: S-SHUT UP WOMAN! *flushed red* DON'T YOU EVER USE MY VOICE FOR YOUR DIRTY TALK!

Yamamoto: Maa maa…*restrain Gokudera* It would be sweet if you yourself saying that, don't cha?

Miyaki: But hey, it was really convincing, yes~? *smile* You could totally buy that iCrystal, because all minds of tsunderes are alike~!

Gokudera: YOU –

Miyaki: Next~ oh Mukuro-kun~!

Mukuro: Kufufu…I decline. It was a very special style that only the one with real fashion sense could see it handsomeness. And clearly, that Miyaki, is the worst critic I have ever faced…not to mention of her dry sense of clothes.

Miyaki: It called "casual clothing", my incompletely misleading fiend. Beside, could I ask about your opinion about Mukuro's epic hair, please~?

All: …

Mukuro: Oya…


*meanwhile*

Giotto: Watching those kids make me feel younger again…

G: Really. *roll eyes*

Asari: They were just like the previous days, when we were younger and more spiritual. Well, beside the …interview days.

Alaude: Hn *sip tea*

Daemon: In case something slipped you whack-heads, we have to leave now. I don't want to worship someone who is nothing close to my greatness.

Lampo: You mean by your hair greatness?

Daemon: … Watch it brat; I got a score to settle with you. *death glare*

Lampo: … What are we waiting for, let's ditch this thing! *run away*

Knuckles: Amen for that!


*back to the real deal*

Romario: What do you mean that I turn up everywhere? I'm always right here.

Dino: …

Romario: … I get it. I should have always being by your side…*glance at Hibari* …as a bodyguard. But I was in the dire need of caffeine.

Miyaki: I get you my man. The authoress who planned this had to use, like, 2 cups of coffee at night to get this thing done. At every single chapter!

All: WE WERE IN A FAN FICTION ALL THE TIME? (Reborn: *doesn't care*)

Akari: What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall?

Miyaki: … Err guys, forget that. H-Hibari~!

Hibari: I already answer that, herbivore. And I don't repeat twice. *scowl*

Miyaki: ...*sigh* Sorry friend, but you have to go back and watch the earlier parts~ Sorry for the inconvenient~!

Akari: … Well…Here we go again…

Miyaki: DARE~~~ Lighting team, begin operation~!

*red lights on Gokudera and Yamamoto*

Gokudera: W-What the?

Yamamoto: Haha, cool!

*romantic music on*

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII yeah

Will always love you uuuuuuuuuuuuu~

Yeah~ Always

Love youuuuuuuu~

Gokudera: Shut that crappy thing up! If you want to help us then does it right!

Miyaki: I'm not helping it; I'm sabotage it~

Akari: Ahem.

Miyaki: Oh well...Carry on love birds~ Say it loud and clear~!

Gokudera: Tch… I…kinda…you…

Yamamoto: What?

Gokudera: You know…I…we…uh…

Yamamoto: You are awfully quiet today. Is something wrong with your throat?

Gokudera: Don't playing dumb – I mean…. I…you…

Lambo: Alalala~ Baka-dera is going cherry cherry!

*stab*

Mukuro: Oya, how unexpectedly boooring~

*stab*

Hibari: Wimp.

*stab*

Reborn: I thought Tsuna's right-hand man would be a courageous person. I was wrong. Terribly.

*snap*

Gokudera: Fine! I LOVE YOU YAMAMOTO, YOU GODDAMMIT! *jump on Yamamoto*

Yamamoto: W-Wah!

Tsuna: …Uhm…A-Akari-san? *being blind-folded*

Akari: … It's for the best… I don't want your eyes to become tainted like someone in my side of the family…*morning silently for Miyaki's pure mind has being ruined*

Miyaki: *break off the two* Okay~ we would like that to continue later on backstage~ But now, let's move from the Vongola to Varia, ladies and gentlemen! ... But, this one needs some real cunning…*thinking*

[1 minute later]

Squalo: *being kissed passionately by Xanxus* Hmnph...Ummm...!

Akari: ... This...is...how...

Miyaki: I really thought it should fail, but I have no idea how tempting Xanxus was when he saw Squalo in that~!

Akari: ... You just splashed a bucket of water over Squalo-san and made ourselves heard such outraged outburst... You have got to stop reading those R-18 comics.

Mukuro: That cheap trick was her "cunning"...?

Fran: *cough* More like "tactical tempting moves"

Miyaki: Anyways, while you all enjoy the feast (of kissing) on our screen, let us watch some bondage scenes neh? *fire the 10 Years Bazooka*

Adult Reborn: ...Hm...*smirk*

Miyaki: Oi oi Reborn-san, you'll scare the heck of your futuristic "meal"~ Don't tainted the children's mind, please?

Adult Reborn: So... for comics relief, am I right?

Miyaki: *nod* And keep the rating in check, in case you got the "S" out of control~ you know what I mean, right~? *smile*

Adult Reborn: Believe me; it's not satisfied enough with just only 5 minutes. I'll wait for the ... right dare. *pull his fedora and smirk*

Akari: ... I really don't like that smirk...

Adult Lambo: *being stuffed inside of a canon and being launched to the sky*

Akari: ... It always ends up with tears and pain, one way or another...

Tsuna: You think so...? *sullen aura*

Miyaki: And now, after you have enjoyed such beautiful fireworks that-shaped-like-an-afro-cow, just when the two couple finishes their frenzy moments –

Squalo + Gokudera: SHUT UP!

Miyaki: It's time for the best part~ *smile*

Tsuna: ... Hieeee... Could you...give us a second?

Miyaki: Sure?

[30 seconds of discussion]

Vongola: MIYAKI-SAN IS THE BEST!

Varia: ... *grumping* YOU ARE GOOD, BRAT/trash!

Miyaki: ... *stunned* You guys...

Akari: ...It seems real... I must say, your act is very good.

Tsuna: Act? No, we really mean it...Well, although she was kind of mean to us...

Gokudera: And get on our nerve... But I have to say – well, to the Tenth's opinion – that woman sure knows how to create fun.

Yamamoto: And she got us together. Right, Hayato~?

Gokudera: Don't you dare use my name in such m-manner! *blush* Have I even let you use it, idiot!

Hibari: Annoying herbivore... but interesting, nonetheless.

Mukuro: I was just joining the parade; I got nothing better to do.

Reborn: Trying to cover the nice side, Mukuro?

Mukuro: Kufufu... No such ...thing.

Belphegor: Ushishishishi, the prince was highly amused in here~.

Fran: What, she bought you off? I should have known it sooner – Ouch.

Squalo: VOOOI! Don't get me wrong, but I only do it because of the order!

Xanxus: *silently drinking wine*

Lussuria: I may adopt her into my own fan club~ She has soo much potencial~~

All: ...

Miyaki: Guys... At first I was going to be all evil at the dare... But *slight flush* I don't really know myself anymore~ Haha...

Akari: ... It seems that their relationship has turned a little better now... I wonder if Miyaki-san is going to change to a nicer person...?

[2 minutes later]

Hibari: *growl* Let. Me. Out. Of. This leash! I'm going to bite you –

Miyaki: No, no, bad Kyo-chan! I have taught you how to be a proper kitten, remember~? Now stop your little cute purr, or I'll squash you with my loving bear hug~ *pat Kyo-chan the kitten's head*

Victim: Hibari Kyoya

Requirement: Being a kitten for at least a day. No acceptation or biting the lawful owner to death.

Akari: ... I guess I was wrong... *sweat drops*

Mukuro: Oya, and I even thought I was going to be the victim...

Miyaki: Nah, I was just being nice today. We'll still have plenty of times to torture each others~ *smile creepily*

Mukuro: ...

Miyaki: And that's the wrap for today's show people! I hope you enjoy the entertainment that we have brought to you~! Love you all~!

Akari: I'm Akari, and this is Miyaki-san. And I'll see you all at the last part of "SPECIAL EDITIONS". Good day. *bow*

*The whole room filled with claps*

Miyaki: And now, since we have done our jobs very lovely, I celebrate you all to this new Dan-go food stall in town~ and it's my treat!

All: YEAH!

Reborn: Become a softie, ne?

Miyaki: Sometime I have to cut some slack for them~ right? Beside, I –

[Ring ring ring]

Miyaki: Hold on just sec, guys... *pick up* Moshi moshi, Studio KHR's listening?

Akari: ... Yes, it's us...What is it?

Miyaki: ... W-WHAT? WE'VE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO SOMEWHERE ELSE?


Cliffhanger...again? *awkwardly look away*

Don't worry guys, this is not over yet. You'll have to catch the next chapter to find out what will happen!

And this is not over...yet...


Akari: *packing her luggage* Hey, what about that host-hunting of yours? I thought it was over.

Miyaki: ... Ah right, I totally forgot that~ Hey everyone, before we being transfered to another wack-a-hell-hole kind of place that we're not yet found out; the "OC Hunting Contest" is still on~! But time's is tickling!

Akari: After the release of today's latest chapter, we'll continue the contest untill September 12, that's mean you have 3 days to submit your answer for the contest. And after that, the result will be postphoned at September 13, just one day later.

Miyaki: If you're interested, please answer the question by sending us mail. The question is:

"WHO IS THE STRAIGHT AND NEVER BEEN PAIRED IN KHR?"

Remember, you only have three days left to enter the show and have your chance to become a host~! *smile*

Akari: We'll not accept anymore answer untill the end of September 12, so please, think fast. That's all.

Miyaki: Hey~ should I bring this oh-so-helpful survival kit that you bought from Illinous, or this new digital camera? We could always go for sight-seeing~

Akari: ... What?


THIS is the real (cliffhanger) ending! *troll face being stomped on* Ouch...

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