Dear Diary

Deidara; Age: 16

XMarch 29, 2006X

Dear Diary,

I'm so bored! Nothing fun's happening. I think this is the first time I've ever complained about something like this. But, hey, my being entertained is crucial right now! If I have nothing to do…I might start worrying about my birthday. Oh crud. Now I'm worrying!

I told Sasori the other day, when he tried to ask me why I was running, what day my birthday was. (I'm so good at avoiding questions!) Well, he went quiet, then smiled evilly and walked out of my room. Yesterday, Konan "casually" brought up my birthday and what I wanted. I've always had my birthday alone. I'm a little afraid of what's going to happen on my birthday – okay, a lot afraid. I hope everyone's expecting me to pass out or have a stroke or something. DX Even Itachi was curious about what I wanted. And he's only said ONE thing to me since I met him! Kisame, however, asked me 20 questions about my other birthdays. I'm scared – of my own birthday! It's karma for Konan's 20th birthday, I just know it! (I don't think I said what I did. I stormed out of the house when the party was only halfway through.)

I think I'll see what's on TV now.

Bye!

-Deidara

(P.S. All I want for my birthday is a cupcake like I used to have…is that so hard?)