Hello people of earth!

This is the newest chapter of rpp.

Im typing this from my school classroom.

Today a mystery people will be pranking vil-poop.

The persons name will be revealed in the end.

Here we go!


(phone rings)

V- hello this is Vilgax speaking.

?-I am your father!

V-WHAT!

?-I like chicken.

V- I didnt know u liked chicken daddy.

?-the armpit spaceship is on planet glubglub.

V-….huh?

?- im david spinkledorf!

V-i thought you were mah dad!

?-no im Penelope fartzenburg!

V-WHY DO U HAVE 2 NAMES?

?- quack quack quack.

V-…are u a ducky now?

?-(singing) hes the magical old timey bathing suit that lives in the himaylays, they call him klimpaloon.

V-WHO THE FUDGE IS KLIMPALOON!

?-CUCUMBER DOWN! I REPEAT CUCUMBER DOWN!

V- WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT!

?-SNOW!

V-WHAT ABOUT SNOW? WHO ARE YOU REALLY?

?-SANTA! OHMYGOD!

V-WHAT ABOUT SANTA!

?-PUT YOUR PANTS ON!

V-I DON'T NEED PANTS!IM AN ALIEN!

?-unicorns are pretty.

V-well….yes they are…

?-RAINBOW MONKEYS!

V-WHAT?

?-im a leprachan now.

V-you are!

?-you'd make a pretty girl.

V-0_0

(hangs up)

(later)

?-How was that, Ben Tennyson?

B-Wow Asmuth your actually pretty good at pranks and random insanity.

A-Thank you….lets go get some pie sharks.

B-okie dokie.


So Asmuth was the caller!

I was going to make Gwen or Rath do it but I though asmuth would be more unexpected.

I will do others if enough people ask but ben and sometimes Kevin will be the caller mostly.

Review, fav, and spin your leeks and sing polka