Hello people of earth!
This is the newest chapter of rpp.
Im typing this from my school classroom.
Today a mystery people will be pranking vil-poop.
The persons name will be revealed in the end.
Here we go!
(phone rings)
V- hello this is Vilgax speaking.
?-I am your father!
V-WHAT!
?-I like chicken.
V- I didnt know u liked chicken daddy.
?-the armpit spaceship is on planet glubglub.
V-….huh?
?- im david spinkledorf!
V-i thought you were mah dad!
?-no im Penelope fartzenburg!
V-WHY DO U HAVE 2 NAMES?
?- quack quack quack.
V-…are u a ducky now?
?-(singing) hes the magical old timey bathing suit that lives in the himaylays, they call him klimpaloon.
V-WHO THE FUDGE IS KLIMPALOON!
?-CUCUMBER DOWN! I REPEAT CUCUMBER DOWN!
V- WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT!
?-SNOW!
V-WHAT ABOUT SNOW? WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
?-SANTA! OHMYGOD!
V-WHAT ABOUT SANTA!
?-PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
V-I DON'T NEED PANTS!IM AN ALIEN!
?-unicorns are pretty.
V-well….yes they are…
?-RAINBOW MONKEYS!
V-WHAT?
?-im a leprachan now.
V-you are!
?-you'd make a pretty girl.
V-0_0
(hangs up)
(later)
?-How was that, Ben Tennyson?
B-Wow Asmuth your actually pretty good at pranks and random insanity.
A-Thank you….lets go get some pie sharks.
B-okie dokie.
So Asmuth was the caller!
I was going to make Gwen or Rath do it but I though asmuth would be more unexpected.
I will do others if enough people ask but ben and sometimes Kevin will be the caller mostly.
Review, fav, and spin your leeks and sing polka
