Disclaimer that I've been failing to put up: I don't (surprise!) own Bleach. And trust me; none of you would want to see what I would do to most of the characters.
Early A/N: I noticed I got this thing where when I'm making a new sentence, I tend to hold the shift key longer than necessary. But this only seems to happen when I want a capital I or M so I end up making MY instead of My or IT instead of It. So, so sorry about that.
NOTE: I have a poll on my page. Please vote if you are interested in reading the sister story to this, Speedy Thing Goes Out. A Bleach character will enter the world of ours, not the 'Bleach' version of the real world. The top 2 characters will either be transported to the same location and have to work in a pair, or the top will be alone. Suggestions welcome.
Speedy Thing Goes In: Chapter 11
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Kaine rolled over in her sleep, completely unaware of the three Arrancar standing over her.
"So this is the girl that stole a kiss from Starrk?"
"She seems quite homely…"
"Ah shut it, you think everyone but yourself is homely."
"I do not… well, maybe."
One of the Arrancar leaned in really close to Kaine's exposed face. A bit of long, dark hair swept against her forehead before the figure pulled it back.
"Wonder what Lady Harribel would want with a brat like this." The Arrancar said as she none to gently lifted the human and slung her over her shoulder.
"Come on, let's go."
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Kaine yelled out a cowboy's cry as she rode a giant purple elephant on roller blades. The elephant had a bright yellow star on its forehead that lit up whenever it jumped in the air they were riding on. The wind tousled Kaine's flowing, thirty inch brown locks and made her Amazonian fur bikini shuffle around slightly.
Lyrics popular rap song she didn't even like shot from her mouth as though she was the one who made the song itself.
Ah yes, life was wonderful.
Two large brick walls suddenly appeared from nowhere and began closing in on her and her elephant.
"What? Where did these come from? Princess, what will we do?" Kaine screamed, panicked.
The elephant ended up skating in circles which made Kaine dizzy. In an obnoxious and strangely male voice, despite its female gender shouted to Kaine.
"Oh! Oh! Oh my gawd! Oh! I'm like, so out of here!" she said, and Kaine found herself in a box, made of the brick from earlier, and squirmed and thrashed as what little air began to leave her body.
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"Ah! Mila Rose what the hell did you do to her?"
The dark skinned Arrancar dropped Kaine on the cool, white floor as she flailed about, nearly punching her in the eye.
"I didn't do anything! She just started throwing a fit!"
The soft cotton of the nightgown combined with the even softer socks caused Kaine to slip and slide all around in a violent parody of what she called 'fun' just the other day.
"Both of you are fools, you should know that when handling a sleeping person, anything you do could affect them unconsciously."
"Shut up Sun-Sun! Apache do something!"
"Don't ask me!"
Kaine opened her eyes and sat up, breathing rapidly. The three Arrancar watched in silence as she looked around, trying to gather herself together. When she finally calmed down, her confused brown eyes locked onto them.
"Harribel's… Fracción."
Apache raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. "Wow, she really does know a lot."
"Wait wait wait… wait." Kaine rubbed the side of her head and managed to stand. "Uh, what happened?"
Mila Rose cocked her head to the side as though she wasn't the cause of Kaine's small fit. "Lady Harribel wanted to meet you one on one. So she ordered us to come get you."
"While I was sleeping?"
Sun-Sun smirked behind her long sleeve. "I told them to just wait until you awoke, but Mila Rose decided it would be best to take you then and there."
Mila Rose snarled. "I told you to shut up!"
Kaine looked back to see her room door still open then looked back to the Arrancar.
"Um.. I'll be right back."
Before she could take one step, Apache grabbed her by the arm.
"Hold on. Lady Harribe-"
"I gotta pee."
At that, Apache froze then quickly let go of Kaine's arm.
"U-uh, sure. Go."
Sighing, Kaine quickly ran back into her room.
"Well, she sure is a vulgar one." Sun -Sun said, her sleeve still covering her face.
"Don't go acting all high and mighty princess. You've said some 'vulgar' things yourself." Mila Rose snarled.
"As if you're the one to scold anyone Mila Rose! You probably have the third worst mouth in this entire place!"
Mila Rose jabbed a finger at Apache, effectively poking her forehead roughly. "I do not. There's plenty of other Arrancar who make me look like a saint."
Sun-Sun removed her sleeve from her face and crossed her arms with her sleeves joined together.
"Will you two just stop it? It's becoming an embarrassment just being relatively close to you."
"What was that?" the two other Arrancar yelled in unison.
A few minutes of bickering later, Kaine sleepily stumbled out of her room with a sheet draped around her and her shoes on her feet. She yawned and walked to Mila Rose. The Arrancar felt a bit odd looking up to the tall human.
"Just what does she want? I was having a really good dream… and then Princess abandoned me."
"We don't know, just follow us." Mila Rose said as she turned to walk.
Reluctantly, Kaine followed.
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When they arrived at Harribel's palace, Kaine was wide awake and removed the blanket draped around her. From the looks of the space they were in, they must have been right in front of the Espada's door. There were three other doors on the other wall, and Kaine noticed just how similar the place was to where Nel used to live.
The door opened and Harribel emerged. Her Fracción bowed respectively and left for their own rooms.
She was silent as she looked Kaine up and down, then motioned her to come in.
The inside of the room was pretty plain, cut in a cozy manner. A large, yellow and blue themed rug covered most of the floor, and a queen sized bed sat in the corner under the window out looking the now dark desert. In another area, a large table with several chairs sat.
It was a nice place, and everything had a blue, white and yellow motif going on. Still, Kaine liked the space in her room better.
"Have a seat." Harribel said quietly.
Kaine nervously picked a random chair and used her sheets as a cushion. Harribel sat across from her with her arms folded under her large chest.
"So, what did you want to talk about?"
'And why did it have to be while I was sleeping?'
"You're a… curious human girl. How is it you can even survive here?"
Rocking from side to side, Kaine shrugged.
"No clue. I mean, I can feel some of you guys spiritual pressure, but it only really hurts when Aizen lays it on me thick or something. Or if somebody gets angry and it spikes. But when you control it or what not, it feels more like the air is humid or something. But not really. Ya know?"
Harribel's green eyes stared deep into brown ones, and Kaine had to look away several times under the intensity of their glare.
"S-sorry. Your eyes are really pretty and all, but it's kinda scary looking into them."
"Why is that?" Harribel asked softly.
Another shrug.
"I'm not used to people staring at me like that. It's like when I do something wrong and my mom gives me 'the look' and stuff. It's like she can see into my soooouuuul." Kaine finished dramatically.
Harribel's eyes widened a fraction then narrowed.
"I remind you of your mother?"
"Well, kinda. With the look is all. It's like all moms got that look that they give their kids and it's like the Apocalypse."
Kaine watched as Harribel's eyes blinked and averted. She was silent for a full minute before standing and walking to the door.
"My Fracción will escort you to your room."
Deciding it was best to shut up, Kaine grabbed her sheets and walked quickly out the door.
'Did I make her 'to kill' list already? Wow I must be a pro at pissing people off or something.'
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The trip back was uneventful despite the constant arguments between the three. Much to Kaine's misfortune, Mila Rose was too angry to deal with her fellow Arrancar and simply picked Kaine up, blanket and all, and used Sonido to get back to her room faster.
Thankfully, her bed was still ready and waiting for her return, so Kaine threw herself on it and did her best to fell back asleep.
When she awoke, the sun was already high in the artificial sky and Delila was sitting at her table with a smile on her face and a tray of food next to her.
"Good morning Kaine." She greeted.
Kaine looked around at the room then flopped right back into the fluffy pillow by her cheek.
"Yo Delila. Have you ever pissed somebody off in less than a few minutes without even trying?" she mumbled with her eyes barely open.
"No, I don't believe I have."
This caused Kaine to laugh humorlessly.
"I did. You should practice Sonido and try to get stronger and stuff. When Aizen says he doesn't need me anymore, you're gonna have to zip me out of here as fast as possible."
"Oh?"
When Kaine fell silent, Delila smiled. The human girl was probably going to become nocturnal if she kept this up.
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Kaine awoke again, this time alone. If she could guess the time, she'd go with afternoon. A shower and meal would do suite her well right about now.
Half an hour later, the apparently replaced food was gone and Kaine sat with her new sketchpad on her couch. She knew she was a terrible artist, but that apparently didn't stop the other Bleach characters from making those oddly cute works of poorly drawn art.
Poorly drawn.
Maybe for someone Japanese. Even she couldn't draw a proper Chappy. Kaine flipped a page and began sketching each of the Espada in some sort of parody form. Ulquiorra came out as a terrible rendition of a bat. Grimmjow was supposed to be a cat man, but the final results were far beyond what she was hoping for. Even she couldn't make out what some of his features were supposed to be. Harribel ended up as a fish with hair and weird markings for a Hollow mask. Right in the middle of her whale Nnoitra, something heavy thumped outside her door. The foundation to the palace was thick, and nothing short of a Cero could rock it, but whatever it was outside, it was big. Kaine put the pencil and pad down to go see what it was.
The door opened silently. Kaine poked her head out to look one way and could only find empty hallway. Down the other, however, Yammy walked like the mountain of muscle he was. He paused and Kaine flinched. As quietly as she could, and quickly, she shut the door and ran back to her seat on the couch.
'No. No. Pleeeaaasse, no. Don't discover me.'
Her door opened.
'Dammit.'
"Well well if it ain't the little human girl." his voice boomed.
Little was right. Despite her towering over just about everyone, he even had a height gain over Nnoitra.
It was painful, but Kaine managed to turn to face him completely. He stood in her doorway with one arm lifted against the frame. A grin that was probably meant to send prey running was plastered all over his face. Kaine really felt like running.
"U-uh. Yo?"
'Oh come on! You stood up to Nnoitra! It was stupid but you did it, you can at least have some confidence while you talk to the behemoth!'
That scary grin widened. Kaine became more frightened, mainly when he decided it was a good idea to step inside and look around.
"Nice place you got here. Even nicer than mine come to think of it."
Lovely, she mad managed to make another Espada want to kill her without even doing anything.
"You think so?" Kaine tried her best to hide the anxiety in her voice.
'No reason to be afraid. He's stupid! Or is that a bad thing? No, I can get him to go away! Maybe. Seems like the smarter ones just leave me alone when they get too mad. Gaaaah!'
Yammy strolled over to Kaine and snatched the pad from her hands.
"Hey! Gimmie!"
"Oh? You draw eh? Is… is that Nnoitra?"
Kaine blinked in surprise.
"Yeah."
Yammy skipped past the Chappy designs and took a good look at all her Espada attempts. Then he laughed.
"This is hilarious! Keep drawing Grimmjow and the others."
She couldn't believe it. She survived. And from the looks of things Yammy didn't hate her! How glad Kaine was for his stupidity.
The door slammed harder than necessary as Yammy left, leaving Kaine back to her drawings.
'Well, if it keeps me off his list- I'll draw all day!'
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A/N: Yes. That was an Adventure Time reference.
I really don't like this chapter that much I've been working on it for awhile but I just couldn't get them in character as I wanted them to be.
You'd think Yammy would be the most violent, but as you can see, I didn't do it. Sorry. But, I managed to cover Harribel AND Yammy all in one go.
For those of you wondering, I made Harribel's quick because she almost never talks. And, Kaine doesn't know this, but her hole is in her womb. So yeah, mommy business is a touchy subject. I wanted her to be nice and have her eyes soften, but then I remembered what I was writing.
Szayel's hole is in the same spot as Harribel's pretty much, and I think it's be kinda fun for him to tell her where everyone's holes are. But, the next time she even see's the guy will probably be under some test by Aizen. Might put that in the next few chapters.
I actually wasn't planning on Delila to be this big of a character. To think she was supposed to die after Loly impaled her.
Anything wrong or right? Lemmie know!
