William Turner: sure Norrie
Norrington: What! I didn't!!
Jack Sparrow: you and your positions
Norrington: oh shut up Sparrow.
William Turner: where did we leave off last time?
Elizabeth Swann: I completely forgot
Norrington: Elizabeth was pregnant
Jack Sparrow: I left so I don't know
William Turner: obviously Norrie was screwing someone
he is always doing that
Norrington: yes
Elizabeth Swann: yeah!
liz is pregnant
William Turner: right!
Jack Sparrow: oh, Congratulations
Norrington: Elizabeth found out she was pregnant while i screwed myself
OK
Elizabeth Swann: lol
Norrington: ACTION!
William Turner: I'm the father, right dear?
Elizabeth Swann: yes
Norrington: -sobs-
Jack Sparrow: I guess you're not a eunuch then
Elizabeth Swann: Indeed he is not!
I told you that Jack!
William Turner: Yeah I have PROOF!
Norrington: Proof? How so?
Jack Sparrow: I don't need to see the proof
\
Elizabeth Swann: Will...
Don't show them.
Norrington: -sighs- Fine.
William Turner: hehehe
why not?
Elizabeth Swann: Wait - you already have, haven't you?
Jack Sparrow: That goes for James too
William Turner: ummm no
Elizabeth Swann: Right.
Norrington: indeed.
William Turner: what I haven't!
Elizabeth Swann: Norrie...
Norrington: I have!
William Turner: it's only for your eyes Elizabeth
Norrington: remember?
that night?
on the Dauntless?
Remember?
Elizabeth Swann: Has you ever done anything with Will?
have
Norrington: Yes
Elizabeth Swann: Tell me honestly.
Norrington: Four times now I think.
Elizabeth Swann: See, Will!
Norrington: Or is it five?
Jack Sparrow: That was a -good- night
Norrington: indeed
William Turner: He's lying!!!
Elizabeth Swann: Why did you lie to me?
William Turner: Oh Jack not you too?!?
Elizabeth Swann: Will...!
You told me you'd never lie to me!
William Turner: dude Elizabeth I'm not the one who kissed Jack ok?!
Elizabeth Swann: UGH!
Jack Sparrow: Why don't we all just calm down and take a dip in the water
Elizabeth Swann: We already want over that!
Norrington: Yes you did, Will
William Turner: I'm not the one who had Norrie when I was unavailable
Jack Sparrow: again you're bringing that up William?
Norrington: ...Now that, you can't disagreed with.
Elizabeth Swann: We went over that too!
God, Will!
William Turner: she called me a liar! -whines-
Jack Sparrow: haven't I suffered enough from her hands
Elizabeth Swann: You ARE a liar!
William Turner: -grumble-
Jack Sparrow: we're all liars. we're pirates
Elizabeth Swann: Oh, Jack - not you to?!
Don't gang up on me.
William Turner: Sorry Jack. You're still my friend.
Norrington: WE'RE ONLY LIARS BUT WE'RE THE BEST
ONLY GOOD FOR THE LATEST TREND
William Turner: no no, Jack is definitely the best
Norrington: ONLY GOOD COS YOU CAN HAVE ALMOST FAMOUS FRIENDS
Elizabeth Swann: Excuse me?
Norrington: BESIDES WE'VE GOT SUCH GOOD FASHION SENSE
Elizabeth Swann: Not you!
Will.
William Turner: Elizabeth you can't lie, dearest
Jack Sparrow: Most of it comes from London
William Turner: not well anyway
Elizabeth Swann: I know!
I don't lie!
Norrington: WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN!
William Turner: it's nothing to be ashamed of
Elizabeth Swann: Shouldn't you give me the same courtesy?
Jack Sparrow: Ooooooooo
William Turner: -blush-
Norrington: TAKE AIM AT MYSELF, TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID - TAKE AIM AT MYSELF...
Elizabeth Swann: You're the father of my BABY after all.
Norrington: -pulls trigger-
William Turner: of course, dearest
Norrington: -is dead-
Jack Sparrow: -whip crack-
He's dead again
William Turner: oh no, he died for the zillionth time
wait, isn't he still immortal?
Elizabeth Swann: He'll come back.
-runs away crying-
Jack Sparrow: You can't die if you're already dead
William Turner: he bounces back quickly
you did, Jack
and so did I
Norrington: -runs after ELizabeth- ELizabeth don't feeel bad!
I'm here for you!
Jack Sparrow: Yes but I was in the locker
William Turner: Norrie just wasn't that important
Norrington: Don't cry, ELizabeth
Jack Sparrow: See, jumps right back up again
Elizabeth Swann: -runs faster-
William Turner: Norrie, lay off her!
Jack Sparrow: keep running lizabeth!
Norrington: -runs and hugs Elizabeth- It's OK, everything'll be OK!
William Turner: Jack, you're supposed to be on MY side!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm running from ALL of you!
-runs away farther-
William Turner: do we have to do that threeway thing again?
Norrington: -catches up-
William Turner: FIGHT I mean..
Jack Sparrow: I am on your side. I'm just telling her to stay away from James
Norrington: COCKFIGHT! YEEEEAH!
Elizabeth Swann: -gets away from Norrington-
William Turner: ok good Jack
wow he is REALLY excited
Norrington: -stops running- AND I MEAN COCK
SN: ew.
Jack Sparrow: sn: I always seem to post at the wrong time
Norrington: SN: lol
William Turner: sn: it's all good
Norrington: -runs after ELizabeth-
Elizabeth Swann: sn: jeez lol
Jack Sparrow: Anyway. Let's stop him Will
Norrington: -grabs Elizabeth- Don't feel bad!
Elizabeth Swann: Stay away from me! ALL of you!
Norrington: -huggles-
William Turner: sounds good
Jack Sparrow: Oi, get back here
Elizabeth Swann: -gets out of Norrie's grasp-
William Turner: Norrington, you face me like a man!
Norrington: no!
William Turner: oh wait, you can't
ahaha
Jack, HE is the eunuch!
Jack Sparrow: good one William
Norrington: -stops running- and what is that supposed to mean?
William Turner:D
Norrington: You challengin' me, Turner?
Hah?
Elizabeth Swann: -turns around and faces Will- He is not!
Norrington: Are you!
William Turner: it means that you are LACKING in the sword department
Jack Sparrow: It means you can't PERFORM
Norrington: SN: Good one neggie!
Dayum, burn me.
William Turner: sn: why thanks
Norrington: I have been solely defeated.
-bows-
William Turner: We can have that arranged
oh CANNIBAAAAAAALS!!!1
Jack Sparrow: Crap
Not again
Norrington: Oh GOD NO!
William Turner: hehe run Jack!
Norrington: -runs like hell-
Jack Sparrow: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Norrington: NO!
Jack Sparrow: -runs like a screaming pansy girl-
William Turner: I'll save you Elizabeth!
-grabs-
Norrington: -screams like a wussy pussy-
Elizabeth Swann: From what?
William Turner: the rabid canibals!
Norrington: AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Elizabeth Swann: I was running from YOU!
William Turner: they tied me and Jack up last time
Elizabeth Swann: Let go of me!
Norrington: SN: Am I twelve now??? HAH?!?!?!?
William Turner: not TOGETHER
Jack Sparrow: and tried to cook me
William Turner: fine
Norrington: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!
Jack Sparrow: sn hahaha
William Turner: sn: wow...
Norrington: AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
Elizabeth Swann: -gets out of Will's grasp and runs-
Norrington: ...wait, the cannibals aren't even here yet.
Jack Sparrow: THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER
Norrington: -stops running- OH GOD
-starts running again-
William Turner: they won't touch me!
Norrington: AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
William Turner: -smug-
you said that already
Jack Sparrow: Keep running William
William Turner: why would I run when I can CotFD apparate?!?!
Elizabeth, no one else has cool powers like that
Jack Sparrow: There's one right behind you!
Elizabeth Swann: -continues running until she is no longer in sight-
Norrington: -screams- DEAR GOD I'M GONNA DIE AGAIN!
William Turner: eek! -apparates-
Norrington: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Sparrow: That'll be the second time in under ten minutes
William Turner: Jack, what are you doing?!
Jack Sparrow: a new record
Running of course
Why?
Norrington: -falls backwards- uh?
-falls upwards- OK now this is weird
William Turner: because Norrie just got caught!
Norrington: -falls backwards- WHAT THE?!?
William Turner: should we let him get tied up?
Jack Sparrow: What's going on?
Norrington: -falls upwards- CHRIST WHAT THE-
William Turner: the canibaaaaaals!
Norrington: -falls backwards-
William Turner: they have Norrie on the menu
Jack Sparrow: They must have magical abilities
Norrington: -falls upwards downwards upwards downwards upwards downwards upwards downwards -
Elizabeth Swann: -watches the scene from a safe distance-
Norrington: DEAR GOD
William Turner: hey, where did my wife go?
Elizabeth Swann: Idiots.
Jack Sparrow: They seem extra hungry today
Norrington: SOMETHING IS MAKING ME FUCK THE GROUND!
MAKE IT STOP!
Jack Sparrow: Let's fight them off
William Turner: oh is that what you were doing?
Norrington: -falls upwards downwards upwards downwards upwards downwards-
Jack Sparrow: sn; only you would think of htat
that
William Turner: I thought you were just trying to generate heat the hard way
Norrington: STOP! I DON'T WANNA FUCK THE GROUND! DIRTY AS IT IS! I DONT WANNA!
Elizabeth Swann: -thinking- What the hell is Norrington doing?
Norrington: SN: LOL i know right!!
SN: I AM SOOOO NOT TWELVE
William Turner: there are other alternatives, Norrie
Elizabeth Swann: sn: nice bea lol
Jack Sparrow: sn we noticed
Norrington: -falls upwards downwards upwards downwards upwards downwards upwards downwards-
William Turner: sn: thank god! we would be in trouble
Norrington: MAKE IT STOPP!
Jack Sparrow: Anyway, I'm tired of running. Let's fight them off
Norrington: MAAAAAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPP!
William Turner: ok chill!
Jack Sparrow: -grabs sword
Elizabeth Swann: -laughing at Norrie's weird position-
William Turner: -grabs HIS sword-
Norrington: -falls facedown- Uhhhhh...
-looks down at pants- What's that white stuff?
William Turner: -smacks forehead-
Norrington: Oh dear.
William Turner: I think it's cocaine
Jack Sparrow: WTF
William Turner: he's on some serious drugs man
Norrington: Duh..?
brb
William Turner: um it's called sharing?
Jack Sparrow: Must everyone do cocaine at this time?
I thought you were different James
Drugs are not the answer
Rum is
William Turner: I knew you'd say that
but Elizabeth can't have any until the baby is born
right dearest?
Jack Sparrow: Can't let anything bad happen to the very little ones
Norrington: -wakes up- Uhh?
Elizabeth Swann: -runs back to the men-
What the hell are you guys even doing?
William Turner: RIGHT DEAREST?!
Norrington: NO no no this white stuff is like... thick milk...
Elizabeth Swann: Right WHAT?!
Norrington: Oh... no.
William Turner: never mind. GOSH!
Jack Sparrow: Ewwww
Elizabeth Swann: I wasn't here!
God, Will.
William Turner: grr
Norrington: SN: I CANT BREATHE
Elizabeth Swann: When did you become such a jerk?
Norrington: -stands up- Whaz goin awn/
William Turner: Look, Norrie is the jerk-off, ok?
Jack Sparrow: He's spent to much time with Calypso
Norrington: I jerk myself a lot
:D
William Turner: me?!
with HER?!
Norrington: ...oh is that what you mean.
Elizabeth Swann: Actually, he and Jack are lookign pretty good right now..
William Turner: as if...
Elizabeth Swann: -glares at Will-
William Turner: -glares back-
Jack Sparrow: Not again
Norrington: Elizabeth! You can have me! I'm open to you! And you can open for me!
William Turner: yes, they are. I agree completely!
Jack Sparrow: -sigh-
Norrington: I am... Doctor Norry! Open wide, Elizabeth!
William Turner: Jack? what are you open for tonight?
Norrington: I'm open for anything
Jack Sparrow: In terms of what persay?
Norrington: Sex, sex, sex, or... sex maybe?
William Turner: Norrington's terms
Norrington: SN: aw man i've missed this so much
Jack Sparrow: sn: me too
William Turner: sn: damn me too
Norrington: sn: as sick as that is, lol
Jack Sparrow: Anyway, I don't know William. What about you?
William Turner: It depends on how far Elizabeth is going to go.
Norrington: As long as there's sex - I'm in!
William Turner: thank you captain obvious!
Jack Sparrow: Let's skinny dip in the lake a bit
Norrington: Ooooo.
Kinky.
Jack Sparrow: Last one in dies
William Turner: I'm down
Elizabeth Swann: sn: what? sorry, i left for a min
Jack Sparrow: -jumps in-
William Turner: -dives-
Elizabeth Swann: Where are you guys going?
Jack Sparrow: skinny dipping in the lake darling
William Turner: come join us!
Elizabeth Swann: Mmmm.
No thanks.
William Turner: -pouts-
Elizabeth Swann: I think I'm too pregnant to swim.
Jack Sparrow: -splashes will-
William Turner: I'll keep the bandanna on, darling
Norrington: Skinny dipping! Elizabeth, I'll take care of you while they fuck - Um, I mean muck around.
William Turner: pleeeeeeeease?
Jack Sparrow: Swimming might do you some good love
William Turner: exercise is good for our baby
Elizabeth Swann: None of you guys are going to fuck each other while I'm swimming with you.
Norrington: Skinny dipping is disgusting - don't listen to them, Elizabeth
Jack Sparrow: No
William Turner: lots and LOTS of exercise
Norrington: SN: OOOOO BURN!
Elizabeth Swann: I don't mind with Will.
Norrington: SN: Well done, Caity
Elizabeth Swann: He IS my husband after all.
William Turner: I should hope not!
indeed!
sn: stole your line, bea
Norrington: SN: Dran.
