It had been forever, returning to the WWE truly felt like a homecoming, it was nice for a little while, I had a minute to just feel as though I was where I belonged, not having to worry about Vickie, Jericho, Randy or Christian.
However that didn't last long, Chris wanted me and Christian to get straight to work, no time to enjoy my transition from broke wrestler to superstar.
"Who do you think is more Randy's type? Ted or Cody?" Christian asked pacing around our hotel room
"I don't know" I said lying in bed almost getting dizzy from all his pacing "Cody is just so puny and pathetic, but Randy is kinda weird sometimes, and I think he might like that"
"You mean like he likes to dominate people?"
"I guess" I said plainly, not wanting to let on that I knew too much
He let out a frustrated sigh and plopped himself down on the bed, I was just happy he stopped pacing.
"Hey" I said moving so that he was sitting in between my legs as I rubbed his shoulders "why are you getting so worked up over this?"
"Because" he said flustered "I hate Jericho, I hate having to deal with him, I hate having to deal with all this, I wanna just wrestle, and come home to you, simple shit, not all this scheming and plotting"
"If I remember correctly, I thought Christian loved to scheme and plot"
"I did" he responded "but that was before I had you, now I just want to be happy, you've changed me"
I started to smile
"It's not a good thing" he said standing up quickly "you've made me soft"
"Oh I think I've done just the opposite" I said with a laugh
"You're stupid" he said as he began to pace again "Rhodes or DiBiase. Rhodes or Dibiase. Rhodes or DiBiase" he whispered to himself as he paced
"What if it didn't matter if it was Rhodes or DiBiase?" I said
Christian stopped pacing and looked at me, his hand on his chin.
"What?" he asked seemingly perplexed
"What if we got a couple of the divas to take each of them to bed?"
Suddenly Christian was on the exact same page as me
"Yeah yeah" he said beginning to get excited, and then Randy would walk in on one of them and be furious, and it wouldn't matter who because both of them would be with one of the divas"
"He'd be heartbroken" I continued
"Well I don't think Randy Orton has a heart, but it would be enough for us to say we fulfilled our part of the bargain." Christian said smiling
"Which divas do we get though, is the tricky part" I said trying not to burst his bubble
"Well Ted DiBiase was in FCW with Maryse, and the two of them were really close, so that seems to be an easy fit.
It was enough for me
"And Cody" I asked
"Hmmmm, Cody's tough, I can't see one of the divas wanting anything to do with that skinny little nerd" Christian thought a little harder, it seemed like we were so close to the answer "It would have to be a real slut, who wouldn't care that she was hooking up with Cody Rhodes, and wasn't good enough looking to get with somebody else"
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"ALICIA FOX!" we yelled out in unison
XXX
I couldn't believe what this fool was asking me
"You want me, the sexiest of sexy, to sleep with Ted DiBiase, just because you asked me to"
"C'mon Maryse, you two go way back, you worked together in FCW" Edge pleaded
"No" I replied, without saying anything else, because it was as simple as that
"Maryse, you don't even have to sleep with him, all you have to do is be there in some lingerie or something"
"Why are you so anxious for this to happen"
"Maryse, you don't have to worry about all that"
"No I want to know, first you and Christian just show up out of nowhere after over a year, and then all the sudden, you are so anxious for me to hook up with Ted DiBiase" I started to wag my finger and smile "I think you're up to something"
He stood still for a minute with a vacant expressing, I could tell he was trying to decide if he was gonna tell me or not, so I decided to give him a little push
"Okay, if you're not going to tell me, then the answer is no" I said as I started to turn and walk away
"Wait" he said grabbing my arm
"Yes?" I said, my impatience flowing through my voice
"Me and a couple other people are trying to get rid of Randy, and there's a lot of rumors that there is something going on between Randy and Ted, so we wanna have you in Ted's room, hoping that Randy will walk in on you."
At first this elaborate story of his angered me, but after studying his motionless face, I realized that he wasn't kidding, and I started to laugh.
"C'mon I'm sure you can't stand Randy Orton any more then the rest of us, just show up there in a sexy little outfit, and make sure the two of you stay in the room for a little while, that's all" he continued
"A sexy little outfit eh? Well you know those don't come free" I responded
Edge sighed and handed over his credit card
"Okay, you have a deal sir"
XXX
"Of course she went for it" I replied over the phone "what a stupid, question, its Alicia Fox." I said having to laugh my way through the end of the sentence. "What about Maryse?"
I had just gotten back from the restaurant where Alicia and I had met, I could of just met her somewhere or called her, hell I could even of emailed her and she would of said yes, but I had been starving all day, and after eating microwavable dinners every night for the last year I couldn't resist the urge to go somewhere that I wouldn't be able to afford without my WWE salary. However Alicia agreed so quickly, that we were left with nothing else to discuss, and Alicia Fox was not someone who you could have the most riveting small talk with. So our lunch was cut short, and now I was on my way to the arena, knowing I would be one of the first people there for tonight's show.
"Yeah, she went for it, I had to give her my credit card though. Hopefully she doesn't go to crazy" he replied
I laughed, everything seemed to be going perfect, this last year or so which had brought nothing but disaster after disaster but it felt as though it was almost over.
"Oh Edge, I think we're almost through this" I said letting out a sigh
"We are, Christian" he reassured me "in a couple of days, this will all be over"
"I love you" I told him
"I love you t-" he began before my phone went flying out of my hand, somebody behind me having knocked it away. I turned around, in my blood boiling
"Hi" the sculpture of a human being said coldly to me
"Shit" I let out before my mind could filter my words… it was Randy Orton
