Sunstreaker: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Sorry I haven't updated in a while. My grandfather passed away so I had to come to terms with it. Cheers to all who continued reading!
Molli and Ratchet I thought was just too Mary-Sueish so I gave up. Sorry to that one person who voted for her.
Congratulations! You are now the crazy owner of a psychopathic, insane, narcissistic Sunstreaker unit!
Technical Specifications:
Name: Sunstreaker
Orientation:None
Alignment: Autobot
Manufacturer: Bots R' Us, Autobot City, Earth
Date of Production: 2/12/11
Coloring: Yellow and Black
Height: 40 Ft
Weight: 2.6 Tons
Installation:
Your Sunstreaker unit comes with paints in assorted colors and a police siren. Simply hide in an underground bunker and turn on the siren. Be prepared for swearing and lots of it. Don't expect him to be accepting of a "squishy" owner either. Just so you know.
Accessories:
Your Sunstreaker comes with
A handy communicator
A siren
A picture of him, Bluestreak, and Sideswipe
Paints in assorted colors
Easel and canvases
Compatibility:
Optimus Prime: Your Sunstreaker will either be pissed or respectful to this units. There is no other moods. Unless, you know, you set them up in a relationship with him. Which is awkward. {Is it?}
Bumblebee: Sunstreaker units get along splendidly, which could be a bad thing. Keep your eyes on them at all times. Molesting is not a good thing.
Prowl: Sunstreaker units think it's hilarious to annoy these units. It is but it can get painful should something bad happen to a Prowl unit, courtesy of a Jazz unit.
Sideswipe: As these units are programmed to get along wonderfully, most of the time, that is. They are brothers-on-arms, fellow pranksters, brothers, and occasionally, lovers.
Function Settings:
Jet-Judo Master: Sunstreaker units are absolutely geniuses in the sky and are kings of Jet-Judo. He will attack any low flying planes, in which case, contact you local Ratchet unit who will promptly yell and throw wrenches at him. Hilariously.
Soldier: Sunstreaker units are carnivorous. He'll maul anyone who comes near him. Bullies, mailmen, parents, you...
Autobot: Your Sunstreaker is an Autobot, due to the pressure from his brother, Sideswipe. Keep in mind though how close he is to destroying anyone, regardless of their allegiances.
Needs:
Not much really. We at Bots 'R Us recommend though that you get a Sideswipe, Ratchet, Optimus Prime, Prowl,or Bluestreak unit just to keep him in line. Or he could go all chainsaw massacre on you. Just saying.
Troubleshooting:
Q:My Sunstreaker unit is hitting on everyone bot he sees. What the heck am I supposed to do with a Casanovatron?
A: Um, okay...Just, uh, get him therapy?...God, no one complained about this before! I don't know alright!
Q: My Sunstreaker unit keeps swearing about how he can't get the trees right in his painting and how he's going to kill everyone! What do I do?
A: Okay, don't panic. We're doing that already. Just call in a Sideswipe unit and declare a state of emergency!
