EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

ROADRUNNER!

VERSUS!

WILD E COYOTE!

BEGIN!

Coyote: You want to rap, you're not even in the same league. Your just a bird that's fast, you look like a little creep. You want to see what happens when you fight with Wild E? You want to? FINE ! Come at me! You're just a rip off of sonic, you're fast? That's ironic. Because outside of cartoon land I'm faster then you, you're super ugly. With some flippin hair that's blue? Well now runner, I'm gonna kick your butt, I find it funny, you're faster then me? Say what!?

Roadrunner: MEEP MEEP! And here I come prepare to get destroyed, you're not faster then me, all you do is buy ACME androids. I'm as fast as gamma ray, stop saying you are faster, you? NO WAY! My flow is incredible, and yours? Terrible. Watching you rap is beyond unbearable. What were they thinking when the came up with tai, and I'm ugly? How dare you address moi! These epic rap battles have been going on for ages now, now these are good rap battles, you shouldn't be allowed!

Coyote: I'm better then you, shut up and stop lying. I can see you know I won, now, stop that crying! You're gonna be my main course, I'm rapping at you hardcore. It's like you throw-up crap and you call it a rap, IRL you ain't even on the same lap. I want to stop my rapping and see your constipated crapping, I got a front row seat, take it from here lady.

Roadrunner: Okay, but I'm better, and you know it that's a fact, you're gonna die after my rhyme attack, this whole rap is whack, me versus you? That's just sad. I want to end this now, I can't take it no more, you're only like six, I can't start a flame war.

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