Hi Brady!

Why do you like Mikayla so much? And why won't you give up? Well, not that I want you to. And if you went to school, why can't you read? And what do you see in Mikayla except everything I've heard that you like so much in her? Please answer!

P.S. A box of cookies is attached at the back of this letter :).

Hello awesomerthanyou555,

And no, nobody can be awesomer than moi. And wait… let me read that again… Why do I like Mikayla so much? Because she's the hottest girl on the island, that's why! Why won't I give up? Cause I know she likes me… she's just too shy to admit it!

And when did I say I couldn't read? How do you think I read all these flattering letters from all my fans?… Well okay, maybe on some letters I ask the royal reader to read it to me… but being a king isn't easy y'know!

This is my what'th letter? I expected more, I mean really. But why always about me and Mikayla? Have you bought the Brakayla t-shirt yet? It's in the royal store!

Oh and thank you thank you thank you for the cookies. Mason cut off my sugar this week because I've been getting jittery. Pfft, sugar is my past, present, and future. All my fans always attach sugar stuff in my letters! And what flavor is this? It tastes different. But good.

Whoops, I broke the Kinkowian vase in the room. I hope no one finds out… shah, royal letter writer? You saw nothing. So did you NOTawesomerthanme555!

Brady.

P. S. I don't know if you have the Brakayla shirt yet, so there's one in this letter. Don't tell Mikayla