Two Worlds Collide

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Chapter: 12


"Heh. Sorry about that my dear Ruby, but it was requested. By that I mean, your heat, and John." Infinity said.

"What?" Ruby said, wide eyed.

"B-B-But.." John stuttered. "J-John. Why would you?" Ruby asked as a few tears welled off from her face. "I didn't! I swear!" John exclaimed. "Yes! Yes you did!" Ruby yelled as tears began to stream down her face. "Infinity! Tell her the truth!" John yelled at him. Infinity sighed then was expecting to get yelled at when he said,

"Ruby, John did not request that you go through heat. He only requested that you two get closer, in a relationship so, that was the only thing that I could think of. You two were already connected mentally and emotionally. So I asked myself, 'Why not physically?' That was when I came up with the idea. All of this in one picosecond!"

"YOU WHAT!" Ruby yelled. "As I expected, the over-reactive female attempts to assault me." Infinity said. "Yes. I did." he added. Ruby charged at him, wanting to kill him for ruining their relationship but, John held her back. "Thank you." he said. "Now. If I heard correctly, Ruby, you were asking about a child?" Infinity asked with the add-on of his previous sentence. Ruby nodded angerly.

"Well. The answer is yes. You can have a child." Infinity said. Ruby felt all of her anger go away and she became happy in a second. She began to jump in the air and hugged John. "We are going to have a kid!" she kept repeating.

"Yes. A human and a Pokemon making a child altogether is called a Pokemorph. The pokemorph cannot have children, because of its' mixed DNA structure." Infinity said. "Is there any way you can change that?" John asked getting worried. "No. It is the basic law of nature." Infinity stated. Ruby began to get sad because if it was a boy or a girl, they still wouldn't have the chance of having a child themselves.

"However.. I can therefore change the laws of nature. But I will need a favor in return. I have never asked any mortal for favors and in return, I shall grant you both, the ability of your child to be able to mate and have kids, and the insurance of your life in case somebody kills you, which, I sense will happen, many times." Infinity said.

"Ok. What is it." John stated. "You see. Staying here by myself gets very lonely. Verly lonely indeed when you are forced to spend eternity with noone or nothing much to keep you company. What I want you to do, is to catch me a Golden Evee. I can do all of the rest." Infinity said. "A...Golden...Evee..." Ruby said. "Yes." Infinity added. "Why can't you do that?" John asked.

"Two reasons. One, I cannot touch a pokeball, therefore making it impossible to catch a pokemon. Two, I cannot bring one up here. A mortal has to." Infinity said. "Ok. So all I have to do is... To catch a Golden Evee?" John asked.

"Yes. But be careful. I estimate about 2 Golden Evee's in the world that is left it is a female. Catch it with this and bring it back please." Infinity said as he held out a golden pokeball.

"I will begin right away. But, uh... Is it anywhere nearby?" John asked. "Well, it is exactly 75 miles away, on a remote island." Infinity said. "How are we supposed to get there?" Ruby asked. "Friends." Infinity said. "Can we tell one person about it?" John asked. "No. You cannot tell anyone about me, or the Golden Evee." Infinity stated.

"Ok. Is there a deadline?" John asked. "Yes. By the time the next person decides to kill you. Which will be... 30 days if you stay in the same spot, 50 days if you start moving right away." Infinity said. "50 DAYS!" Ruby yelled.

"Yes. Now I suggust that you start going now. Only because that the island is about 14 kilometers in every direction... Plus it has a very active volcanoe on it. Good luck my friends." he said. "Oh. One more thing! It will erupt in 4,320,000 seconds!" he added .He snapped his fingers and John and Ruby dissappeared in a flash of golden light. "They are going to need it..." Infinity said before going back to his paper.

"Hmm... WWIII? No. I think that would end humanity." Infinity said. He chuckled at his comment.

John and Ruby had just regained conciousness. "Come on. Let's get started going." John said. "Aren't you worried about your death?" Ruby asked. "Yes. But that's why we are going now." John said. "Oh. Ok." Ruby replied. John and Ruby begin to head back, towards their house and get some supplies to head over to the island.

The come back home and quickly pack up some things. John packs a backpack that is full of clothes and Ruby packs a backpack full of food, including pecha berries. She popped one in her mouth. "Mmmm." she said.

Just then, a knock comes to the door. Ruby lookes at John. "I'll answer it." John said. He picks a knife up, just in case it is someone that wants to kill him and walks toward the door. He openes the door and is shocked to see who is at it.


Infinity Warrior: Yay!

John: ...

Ruby: ...

Jimmy Buffett: I'd said pour! Me something tall and strong! Make it a hurricane!

Infinity Warrior: Before I go insane!

Jimmy Buffett and Infinity Warrior: It's only half-past tweleve but I don't care!

Infinity: Give me the song's name and you'll get a preview of the next chapter.

John: Read and Review.

Infinity Warrior: NO FLAMES!