MEANWHILE!!!

Sakura returned from the bathroom only to find the two men and little girls she had been dining with suddenly missing. She could have sworn they were there when she left, and all their stuff and food was still on the table so they couldn't have gone TOO far.

She wandered out the door. Even though she wasn't a ninja anymore and hadn't been a ninja for twenty-plus years, she still retained a few of her early-learned ninja skills like being able to sense the presence of certain people. Eventually, she found Naruto and Sasuke standing out on a secluded area of the beach with the two daughters standing and watching. Naruto and Sasuke were standing about twenty feet apart from each other, looking at each other with evil glares as their hair blew ominously in the wind.

"What is going on?" she demanded.

"Naruto assaulted my daughter." Sasuke said. "And I cannot allow that."

"I didn't assault her!" said Naruto to Sakura. "She was walking by me and she tripped on my foot!"

"Which you deliberately put out for her to trip on!" Sasuke said angrily. "Because of you, she has a run in her new tights and a scraped knee!"

"Yeah so Sasuke required that I fight him!" Naruto finished up.

"This is ridiculous." Said Sakura. "You guys can't fight each other. Sasuke, you haven't done any real ninja training for…oh I don't even know! How long did you say? You'll get yourself hurt!"

"I may not have been training to be a ninja for a long time, but I'm still in great shape!" said Sasuke. "Besides, even if it was twenty years or twenty-five years or thirty years, I'll still beat Naruto."

"I train every single day!" said Naruto. "I was THIS close to being Hokage but stupid Shikamaru named SOMEONE else to be his successor!! I'll be next though!"

"You STILL haven't let go of that?" said Sasuke as if he were offended.

"It's a realistic goal!" said Naruto. "I'm REALLY good! Tell him, Sakura! Tell him I'm really good!"

"I'm not going to get in the middle of this." Said Sakura, crossing her arms and turning around.

"I'M a jounin too, Naruto." Said Sasuke.

"But you QUIT!" yelled Naruto. "I DIDN'T!!"

"I was a jounin for ten years longer than you." Said Sasuke. "Face it, Naruto. No matter how hard you work, you can't beat me because I'm a genius which means I'll ALWAYS be naturally better than you, even if I quit being a ninja."

Naruto looked like steam was going to shoot out of his ears. "Then I'll just prove it to you by defeating you now!" he yelled.

"You two aren't going to fight in front of the kids, are you?" Sakura sighed, realizing that she could do nothing to stop it.

"No, they'll like it!" said Naruto.

"Yeah!" said Kajitsu. "Go Dad!"

Hana didn't say it out loud, but inside she knew that her dad was better. So much better.

Then the fighting began. Naruto started out with a bit of taijutsu but Sasuke jumped back and started forming hand seals in attempt to do one of his fire moves that never work. But then he fumbled. So he had to start over. And again. And again.

"Wow, I don't remember a single one." Sasuke said to himself. He looked up just in time to see Naruto attempt to hit him. He dodged just in time, but HARDLY.

Naruto did his hand seals. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" he yelled as he multiplied into four. He was going all out.

But seeing Naruto do hand seals reminded Sasuke what he had to do in order to use one of his fire moves that never work. He used his fire move. It didn't work. It never does.

"Okay…" said Sasuke as he Sharinganed himself so that he could remember how to use all the moves that he had copied in his life. For a little while, he had aspired to be a better Copy Ninja than Kakashi since he was a REAL Uchiha… but that aspiration died with his ninjahood. Obviously. He searched through all his memory banks but he seriously could not remember how to do any.

"Aren't you going to do anything?!" Naruto demanded.

At a loss of anything else to do, Sasuke performed the Kage Bunshin as well since he had just watched Naruto do so. He had copied THAT move a long time ago.

Naruto was getting a little annoyed so he decided to finish it up. He and all of his Bunshins attacked the five Sasukes and eliminated the Bunshins in five seconds. However, something very strange happened! ALL FIVE Sasuke's disappeared! Sasuke had made FIVE copies of himself and had moved himself while Naruto was distracted!

"I just remembered a move!" Sasuke announced as he performed a single hand seal. "Kagemane no Jutsu!"

His shadow extended and connected with the REAL Naruto. He had the Sharingan so he knew which one was which.

"I was going easy on you!" Naruto yelled. "If I was fighting for real…!"

"Yeah right, Naruto." Said Sasuke. "That's why you're the one in MY shadow, huh?"

While Sasuke was basking in his glory, there was a sudden gust of wind. After all, they WERE standing near the ocean. The wind blew by them and Sakura and their daughters. Hana's hat blew off her head and into the air.

"My hat!" Hana exclaimed.

Sasuke's dadoo senses tingled as he immediately lost connection with the shadow and followed the hat. He chased after it as Naruto yelled at him to come back and was JUST about to catch it when another hand raised and caught it.

"That's MY jutsu." Said Shikamaru, handing the hat to Sasuke.

"You're the one I copied it from." Sasuke said, taking the hat. "Thanks."

"For the jutsu or the hat?" Shikamaru asked.

"The hat." Sasuke replied.

"What were you guys doing?" Ino asked since she and Chouji were, after all, also there!

"Oh, I was just beating Naruto in a fight." Sasuke replied.

"WERE you?" Ino said skeptically.

"Why is that unbelievable?" Sasuke asked. "I ALWAYS beat Naruto."

Ino had previously had a conversation with Naruto. The two of them saw a lot of each other because they both worked closely with the Hokage. She asked him to, no matter what happened, go easy on Sasuke if they just so happened to engage in a fight. Ino was just surprised that Naruto had managed to keep his head and ACTUALLY go easy on him.

"Other than this fight, did you guys have a good day?" Chouji asked as the four of them went back to where Naruto and Sakura were.

"Naruto and Sasuke were arguing the ENTIRE time." Sakura said. She had also had a conversation with Naruto about going easy on Sasuke.

"I can't believe that you made the suggestion to split up with the two of them!" Ino said to Sakura, referring to Sasuke and Naruto. "I don't think I'd ever hang out with the both of them alone even if someone paid me!"

"I think I SHOULD be paid for what I had to go through today." Sakura decided.

"What did you guys talk about?" Ino asked Sasuke.

"I told them about our children." Sasuke said. "All our geniuses."

"Good." Said Ino.

"Yes, all the geniuses." Said Naruto, rolling his eyes.

"What?" said Ino.

"Sasuke might have exaggerated a bit." Sakura half whispered to Ino.

"What do you mean by that?" Ino asked. "He didn't say anything about Inoshi being an awesome fighter, did he? THAT would be an exaggeration."

"He spoke mainly about Senjou and Sasuke…the younger one." Sakura replied. "But I think he went overboard in the explanation of their skill if you know what I mean."

"No…I don't know what you mean." Said Ino, making their conversation public.

"He said that Senjou learned the Sharingan when he was six!" Sakura said.

"Oh, well THAT'S wrong." Said Ino with a slight laugh, looking at Sasuke.

"I thought so." Said Naruto.

"Didn't he learn it when he was five?" asked Shikamaru.

"Yes." Said Ino.

"I HIGHLY doubt that." Said Sakura.

"Why?" said Sasuke.

Suddenly, Kiba, Hinata and Shino came into view off in the distance. After they had made it over, Kiba had something to say to Sasuke and Ino.

"Sasuke, Ino, I was just on my way back to the house after having a meeting with my daughter!" he said. "And you know what I could smell ALL over her? Hm? Do you know? Can you guess?"

"Um…no?" Ino said.

"I could smell YOUR SON." He said. "I disregarded Senjou's scent because I ASSUMED it was incidental. But I can't help but be suspicious of the fact that a perverted fifteen year old boy was touching my daughter."

"Kiba, please." Said Hinata. "I thought we decided that…"

"How DARE you accuse Sasuke of doing something like that!" said Ino who looked morally offended. Sasuke the senior was just too shocked for words. He knew Sasuke Jr. would never do something like that, but to hear someone say it was like a slap across the face.

"Why is everyone targeting my children today?" Sasuke said finally.

"Oh don't worry, it wasn't ONLY your son." Said Kiba. "I also couldn't help but smell Lee's first son all over her too!"

"Kiba, you've made this mistake before." Hinata continued to try even though it was in vain. "She's been hanging around with them constantly for the past day."

Speaking of Lee, he and his two comrades suddenly came walking over.

"Hey guys!" said Lee. "We were just—"

"Lee!" said Kiba. "Tenten! I was just on my way back to the house after having a meeting with my daughter! And you know what I could smell ALL—"

"Kiba, really." interrupted Shino.

"What?" said Tenten and Lee obliviously.

"Kiba thinks that our children are molesting his daughter." Ino explained. "And apparently yours too."

"Think about it!" said Kiba. "She's the ONLY girl!"

"Oh." Said Tenten. "Lil Lee already has a girlfriend."

"That doesn't mean anything!" said Kiba. "He's fifteen-years-old for crying out loud! Young boys have no morals! They can be cheating on four girls at once while molesting another!"

"Sasuke would never molest a girl while all of his younger siblings are around!" said Ino.

"Are you crazy?!" Sasuke said to Ino. "Sasuke would never molest anyone PERIOD!"

"Oh right." Said Ino.

"Sasuke is the most responsible and docile boy you'll know." Said Sasuke. "He's polite, smart and not to mention—"

"There you go again, glorifying your kid again!" said Naruto.

"With good reason!" said Sasuke. "And besides, I wasn't glorifying him, I was DEFENDING him!"

"WHILE making him look like the most perfect child in the world!" Naruto added.

"HICHOU is the most perfect child in the world." Neji said.

With that, everyone began bickering at once. Well, with the exception of probably Shikamaru, Chouji and Shino…they just kind of took a step back from the battle to get a breath of fresh air.