Seth Rollins is celebrating his WWE World Heavyweight Championship, in his black tights, as he stole the WWE Title away from Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns.
Apparently, May's Time Warp worked, but too well. The Authority was humiliated, yet again, but left with some success. Triple H bested Sting, as he proved the Oppressors wrong… and also, Seth Rollins, he stole the WWE Title, using the Money in the Bank briefcase at Wrestlemania 31. Now that Seth Rollins is NOW the face of WWE, and The Authority on top, what does it mean now?
The only setback to their victory was John Cena, who got his fans back, praising him, after Cena ousted Rusev, giving him his very first loss. But the worst was yet to come…
Part 12
A Traitor Amongst the Pack
A man in a referee shirt was reading a dossier, as he said to a woman in a leather jacket, "So, you think you can teach these punks a lesson? I mean, The Authority has the belt, but they lost the war."
The woman spoke in a British accent, "Oh, they're just licking their wounds. Besides, I know Steven Nev-. NO! Billionaire Nevins. Punk thinks he can rule The Authority, by propaganda? I invented the evil reigns… back home in England."
"Well, you're lucky. King Barrett has sided with the Oppressors, since The Authority lynched him of his Intercontinental Championship rematch. When can you start?"
The woman reveals to be Michelle Nevins, Steven's sister. She said, "I'll start, now. In fact, I have a plan for this so-called Authority. I'll decide what is best for business… when they listen."
She whispered, "Only… … …I don't want Mr. Nevins to know. He's finicky about me, and he and I once had a feud, when we were children."
The referee said, "Oh? How so?"
She confessed, "Because… Steven Nevins… is my brother."
And that is how it started. Michelle Nevins has joined the side of The Authority. She figured since her brother is angered by The Authority's win, she has to wake him up. In doing so, she sides with the one bane of his existence…
She left the office, as she whispered, "Gosh darn it… I'd say the other GD, but not in this fic!
NOTE: Yes, you can. It's rated M.
Michelle sighed, "Dukes."
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Farra Stevens was in her bed, under the covers, and in her underwear. She was by a poster of Triple H & Stephanie, with the words "Loser!", "Fuckers!", "I hate you!", and "Fakers!" scrawled in blue ink, all over their faces. She was holding a tape recorder and spoke on it.
"WWE Boycott – Week 20… So, Seth Rollins is pissy that he's costing his "Girlfriend" Kane his job. Tough shit. Baltimore was a moment to remember, as it reproduced a weak New World Order rebirth. What happened to the days when Mr. McMahon lifted the balls of Triple H and yank them away? Heartbreaking enough, Big Guy and Mizuki are bummed, since the Bulls were eliminated from the playoffs, last week. And Big Guy was furious that he blames The Authority…"
At a parking lot, in a LIVE Event, Peter had Heath Slater in rope, tied to a pole, and bloodied and battered. He huffed, "SEE? This is why we can't have nice things, Seth Rollins. Sting, Derrick Rose, the Blackhawks, Daniel Bryan, everything…"
He kicked Slater in the balls and barked, "RIGHT? Ya asshole!"
Back in Farra's bedroom, she continued, "But the real story is THIS… If Sting cannot save us, who will? Triple H can burn in hell. YOU, Stephanie, Kane, and Rollins!"
She finished, as she sighed, "Big Guy's right. THIS is why we cannot have nice things."
She relaxed, as she went to sleep.
Meanwhile, across town, Michelle was walking down the street with fellow Authority followers, Nami and Nico Robin. She went in a local diner, as a car drove by. It was a lone figure, as she was viewing what was going on. She stepped out of the car, in a hat and trenchcoat. Michelle, Nami, & Robin were at a booth, as the woman in the trenchcoat walked towards the group. She kneeled down and whispered to Michelle. She asked, "Can I help you?"
The woman whispered, "I know what you're doing… and I want you to leave The Authority, now, before you're leaked."
Nami asked, "What the hell is your problem?"
The woman hissed, "Just call me a spy for Neutrality. If your brother knows, it's over…"
Robin used her arms and produced a small arm, removing the hat from her head. She had black hair and was shocked. Michelle asked, "Cecelia?"
Cecelia growled, "Fine. You want to snitch on me, go ahead!"
Michelle offered her a seat, as Cecelia said, "I know it's wrong to hate The Authority, but it's even wrong, since I'm talking to Authority Lovers, behind my brother's back. I know it's not much, but… Kanade Jinguji."
Nami asked, "Kanade Jin-? OH! You mean the woman that dated Akito Sohma?"
Robin corrected, "No, she used to date Akito. Now, he's dating Kuon. I heard Kanade was given the Fandango treatment, towards Summer Rae."
Nami giggled, "Oh. My. What a loser."
"Yeah, I know."
Michelle insisted, "Sorry, Cecelia, I don't think I can talk to her, since she and I are on bad terms, like me brother is to Peter & Farra. And for Americans, they are sure jovial blokes."
Cecelia replied, "Well, I'm not leaving, until you accept it! Also, I am kinda hungry. Go Dutch on food?"
Michelle sighed, "Fine. Just give me the address."
Cecelia said, "It won't be easy. Find her, and you'll get your answer. She said that she hangs out with her, shudder, robot army, in an old barn, down in Smith Street… near-. Well, there's an abandoned farm, in honor of the Hardcore Country Girl, Mickie James. You get the idea."
Michelle sighed, "Old barns… Don't remind me of romantic getaways for sex in a barn."
Robin whispered, "Miss Nevins broke-up with Joanna Stevens, after an embarrassing moment on Valentine's Day."
Cecelia smirked, "Whoa. Sucks to be you. But still, at least you're free now."
Michelle sobbed, as she hit her head on the table. She griped, "I joined The Authority, and already, I'm fucking pissed! That, or I am regretting Joanna to leave me… Do you think I have a chance to take her back?"
Nami smiled, "I say YES, since you're made for love."
Cecelia huffed, "After what you did – YES, she told me – I doubt you will. Acting like a drunken ass…"
Michelle roared, "I WAS CUTTING DOWN! But still, I shouldn't have talked her into singing. I forget that she's a bad crow…"
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At an old barn, in the evening, Kanade Jinguji was on a lab table, repairing a girl, who was a cyborg. She was wearing a white lab coat, as she replied, "Soon, I will kill her… Kuon Ginga… She is a mean spy that shouldn't have joined them, and by them, I meant the Oppressors… Of course, if she joined The Authority, I'd stab her. Kuon Ginga…"
She finished, as Rein Tsunamoto sat up, in a silver blouse and shorts. Kanade said, "Kuon Ginga… for this, she will regret the day that she messes with a woman that will end the war. She will pay for ruining The Authority, because it's my fun, because I'm crazy like a fox, who is a genius! …and also, whose boyfriend dumped her, for, obviously, the biggest whore in Miyagami Academy."
Rein asked, "Tell me, Master, why do you say that, tell it, and blurt it out, all of a sudden?"
Kanade said, as Rein hopped off, "Do not ask me my business, my drone. Soon, I will have my revenge… especially since Rowan and Harper are going to pick you guys up, just to destroy Fandango, The Lucha Dragons, and that whore, Brie Bella. She deserves to suffer, since she's married."
Rein smiled, "Life of a single's woman, huh, Master?"
Kanade clutched her wrench and said, "Exactly!"
Rein was standing in attention with Sayuri, who was under control of Kanade, since she and Detective Moore foiled Akito Sohma's evil plans. By the way, we never mentioned this, but Akito was let go, by Kuon, via bail, while Team Rocket escaped.
Rein turned to Sayuri, as she said, "Nice attire, Sayuri. I can see why you have the hots for me."
Sayuri blushed, as Rein blushed, looking at her breasts. She groaned, "Still… So super jealous… envious… bitter… covetous… and oh so staring at you with green eyes!"
Sayuri growled at Rein, "You know I have a boyfriend, now…"
She paused, as Kanade spoke, "That's enough, my slaves. I am learning of this trap, and I hope to find anyone from any side. Maybe I'll get John Cena, and have him relinquish the United States Championship to me."
Sayuri said, "That is impossible, Master."
Kanade huffed, "Oh, just wait for Harper and Rowan to pick you up. And Sayuri, mention that boyfriend again, and I'll remove that brain of yours with either Sektor's, Cyrax's, or Hydro's! OH! That reminds me."
She went to the back, as Rein and Sayuri remained in a standing position.
NOTE: By the way, this whole "Kanade-Akito-Kuon Love Triangle" thing has been used a lot, in my past fics.
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Hours later, as night began to fall, Kanade placed two huge wooden crates down, as they were closed, and labeled to Kuon Ginga. A knock on the door was made, as two huge men appeared, with blank looks on their faces. One had messy black hair and a beard, with a dirty white shirt and jeans. The other had a dark gray jumpsuit, and is bald with a huge orange beard, wearing a sheep's mask. They nodded to Kanade, as she nodded back, saying nothing. She knew that Luke Harper & Erick Rowan, back together without Bray Wyatt, are not heavy talkers. Harper approached the crate and asked, "This it?"
Kanade nodded, as the huge men lifted the crates, with ease.
Meanwhile, far away, in a black rental car, Robin was driving to where Kanade, Harper, & Rowan are. Robin said, "We can just walk to the entrance."
Nami whispered, "This is too scary… Wish I had Zoro and Usopp to fill in."
Robin replied, "This is an order from Cecelia… unless she planted us in a trap."
Michelle said, "Nah, if Cecelia knew Kanade Jinguji is behind something, she can trust us. I may be enemies with me brother, now, but I have his sense of suspicion. She's not on our side, because she doesn't do what's best for-, aw, you know. It's getting old."
They went in a wooden elevator, as they went up. Robin asked, "Aside from Seth Rollins winning the World Title, which is a blessing for us, The Authority, what is next for the glory of Triple H?"
Michelle said, "Well, we have Randy Orton and Roman Reigns to deal with. We got rid of Brock Lesnar. Seriously, it is NO fun, if you defend the title, every three months."
The elevator stopped, as they arrived. Kanade called out, "See? This is why YOU, The Authority, can't have nice things. Aside from Kane being punished, and Big Show a No-Show, The Authority is fading to existence."
They stepped out, as Michelle barked, "Damn it, Kanade! We need to talk. Also-."
They gasped, as they saw the two huge men, Harper & Rowan, in front of them. Nami laughed, "I knew this wouldn't last! The Wyatt Family break-up? Yeah! Where's the Eater of Worlds?"
Luke Harper grabbed Nami by the waist, as Rowan approached Robin. She shivered, as Rowan, sheep mask and all, stepped closer to her. Michelle gasped, "IT'S A TRAP!"
Kanade appeared from behind and smashed Michelle with a wooden plank. She smirked, "Ya think, you limey bitch?"
Michelle was on the floor, moaning from her head. She coughed, "Ugh… Sneak attack… Good thinking…"
Nami and Robin were captured by the huge bearded behemoths, as Michelle asked Kanade, "Why?"
"Why? Because you and The Authority fell right into my trap… You cannot have Triple H & Stephanie listen to you, because they never listen."
"Well, what if I said that I helped Seth Rollins cash in his title shot, a while back?"
She was right. At Wrestlemania, this past March, Michelle whispered to a battered Seth Rollins, after losing his match to Randy Orton, "Psst! You the Money in the Bank Winner?"
Rollins asked, "Yeah?"
"C'mere."
He approached her by the wall, as Michelle, donning a fedora and her black jacket, whispered, "When are you defending it?"
Rollins said, "I'm defending it, on RAW, tomorrow night. Randy Orton RUINED my night! And I say, The Authority will bring out punishments!"
Michelle smirked, "Uh-uh."
"Uh-uh?"
"You use it, now, when the time is right."
"Now?"
"The main event. Wait for these two, in losing fatigue, and have them tired out. These two are evenly matched."
"You think so? I'm gonna go ask Triple H and Kane about this."
Michelle stopped him, "Uh-uh. You do it, alone. They never listen. You listen to me, son. And I'll see to it that you'll make history. Brock's the ONE in 21-1… but he's due for a big surprise. Cash-in, make it a triple threat match, and you got an easy payment for payback."
She walked off, in the shadows, as she said, "Pleasure doin' business with you, kid."
Kanade growled, as she went to Michelle, in pain, "You hussy… You bitch… YOU WHORE!"
She grabbed her neck and yelled, "YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO YOUR OWN BROTHER! I'M GONNA FUCKING STRANGLE YOU!"
Michelle broke free, as she coughed, "Jesus! What did I ever do to you?"
Kanade hollered at her, grabbing her shirt, "Because AKITO… BROKE UP WITH ME!"
Michelle laughed, as Kanade tossed Michelle into the floor. Nami & Robin were tied up in rope, as Harper called out, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Nami struggled, as she sobbed, "NO! We're trapped."
Kanade smirked evilly, as she approached the two Strawhats. Michelle groaned, as she was getting up, "Mngh… Too soon?"
Kanade held her arms together, as she instructed Harper & Rowan to subdue Michelle. Kanade smiled, "Well, well, well… Look at you… You, pirates of the sea, buxom and beautiful, and with a personality to boost. Lemme say that it is an honor to meet scum, like you, since you're with them. BUP! Don't answer! I could give two shits who you are siding with. The Authority, YES Movement, Cenation, who cares? Because you are joining the Jinguji Revolution…"
Michelle asked, as Rowan and Harper grabbed her arms, "Seriously? Is that your plan?"
Kanade smiled, "Oh, yes. I am going to make these two dipshits my slaves, obedient and harmless, as they obey me. With my army, I will rule WWE, and put the Authority out of power, permanently! Since it was Michelle that ruined my life, ruined WWE, and ruined my relationship with my darling Akito-."
Michelle huffed, "Seriously? What about Tweedle Dum and Tweddle Dumber over here? You made them your slaves, too?"
Kanade laughed, "Don't be ridiculous. Those two were in the Wyatt Family, and they were made to be partners. Besides, I had free time, as they are to deliver an important package to a certain someone."
Michelle huffed, "Big deal. You'd make these girls into robots, but you couldn't make these brick-headed hulks into them?"
Nami jeered, "Yeah, you should've done that, in the first place!"
Kanade laughed, as she said, "Oh, please… The Authority would like them, aside from their wars with The Shield. You think I care for these brutes? I pay them, all for money… because I'm rich. And these huge dummies don't know it, since I work and pay for FREE!"
Nami snorted, "Oh, my god. What a bitch."
Rowan and Harper dropped Michelle. "Oof! Ow…"
They approached Kanade, as they glared at her. Harper snarled, "For FREE?"
Kanade giggled nervously, "Now, now, let's be reasonable. I was only kidding, right?"
They stared down, as Robin produced a hand from the ropes, near the knot, unraveling it. Robin whispered, "Quiet. I think I can fix this…"
As the huge men approached Kanade, Michelle held up a wooden plank and said, "Okay! If anyone's going to let The Authority win, it's me!"
Kanade gasped, "You're with THEM? TRAITOR!"
"Also, you already said that."
"IT'S PERFECT FOR AN ENCORE!"
"How could you have forgotten about Seth Rollins? I'm the one that gave him the title, not Kane, not Triple H, and NOT you."
Nami said, "You weren't even around."
Kanade was grabbed, as Rein and Sayuri burst out of the wooden crates. Michelle sobbed, "NO!"
"Oh, no," she smiled, "None of them were Tiny Box Tim?"
Rein held a sword up and called, "Leave our master alone, Kuon Ginga!"
Sayuri beeped, "We do what is best for business… DIE!"
Nami shrieked, "Kanade Stepfordized them?"
Robin huffed, "Nami…"
They used their swords at Harper and Rowan, as they caught the controlled girls. Harper hung Rein up in a hook, as Rowan tied her ankles together, with rope. Kanade roared, as she slammed Rowan with a wooden plank. But it showed no effects.
"Seriously, how many wooden planks are there in this barn?" Nami asked.
Kanade strangled Rowan, as Harper tried to pull her out. She yelled, "WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, BEARDOS?"
"The side to CLAP! AND SNAP!"
Three dark-skinned men, in green, grey, and white tights appeared. It was Kofi Kingston, Big E, & Xavier Woods… otherwise known as…
They bellowed, "THE NEW DAY!"
Sucks!
Kanade gasped, as Michelle huffed, sarcastically, "Whoopee… The Tag Team champions…"
Kofi called out, "Kanade Jinguji! If anyone's going to take the WWE over, it's us! Because WE want a positive side of things!"
Big E smiled, "That's right, friends! I CLAP! Because I do good things! I DON'T SNAP!"
Xavier Woods concluded, "But ladies, gentlemen, you need to remember, it's all a New Day, since we're here to make things right."
They clapped rhythmically, as they whispered, "Clap. Or snap. Clap. Or Snap."
Clap! Clap-clap!
Clap! Clap-clap!
Clap! Clap-clap!
They continued to clap, as Nami giggled, mocking The New Day, "New! Day sucks! New! Day sucks!"
The ropes were broken, as Robin said, "If you're done playing WWE Universe…"
Nami called out, "Michelle!"
They stood up, as The New Day attacks Rowan and Harper. Michelle and the Strawhat girls ran out of the barn, as Kanade roared, "GET BACK HERE!"
Rein cried from above, "HELP! EMERGENCY! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"
Sayuri sobbed, as she cannot move, "I can't do anything… NO!"
Kofi landed a huge kick on Harper, as Rowan was lambasted by the double team of Big E and Woods. Kanade was shocked, as Harper and Rowan were out cold. She sighed, "See? This is why-?"
Big E said, "THIS is why we have good things, because we CLAP or SNAP! Clap with us!"
Woods chanted, "Neeeeeeeeeeew DAY!"
Kanade sobbed, as she was cornered. She sobbed, "Leave me alone! I give up! Don't hurt me!"
Kofi laughed, "Come on! We can't laugh at you! You're supposed to be a positive role model!"
Big E let down Rein and freed Sayuri. Xavier Woods said, "How's this for a deal? You join us, and we'll let you have your fun, for against The Authority. Because-."
"Oh, you don't understand! I have their Intel, and I'm going to ruin them…" she hissed, "You three Freebirds cannot stop me."
Big E said, "No. We're on your side. See, these people appreciate us, but look at us, now!"
Kofi called out, "NEW DAY!"
Sucks!
Rein chanted back, "NEW DAY!"
Kanade was amazed, as she asked, "Uh… When can you start?"
The New Day laughed, as they cheered on, together. Rein and Sayuri held Kanade, as they crawled away, escaping from The New Day and Harper and Rowan.
"Weirdoes…" Kanade whispered.
In their rental car, hours later, Michelle was driving, as Nami got the phone call from Luffy. "Hello, Luffy? Yeah, sorry we're late to make it to RAW, tonight."
She gasped, "I'm sorry, WHAT NOW?"
She was told by Luffy that Seth Rollins and Kane were ambushed by the Sailor Guardians, again. She sighed, as she yelled, "WELL, FIX THIS! WE CANNOT HAVE A REPEAT OF THE NEXUS! YEAH, PERVERT! I'M TALKING TO YOU, SANJI!"
She slammed the cellphone, as she shrieked, "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Michelle asked, "Bad news?"
Nami sighed, "So, apparently, before we got here, I had Luffy and Sanji tell Triple H & J&J Security that Kanade Jinguji is going to plot against The Authority, when it turns out that Sailor Moon and her Sailor Guardians ambushed Seth Rollins, again, and stolen his title."
Michelle sighed, "Yeah. We should go there and assist. What of Kane?"
Robin said, as she held a cricket bat, "That, is your job, Michelle…"
Michelle smirked, as she said, "Oh, it's gonna be a New Day…"
Nami cheered, "SUCKS!"
Michelle glared at her, as Nami said, "What?"
Oh, boy… I don't like how The Authority will handle failing THIS one, since Kanade Jinguji AND Cecelia Cooke tricked them into a wild goose chase. But how will Michelle Nevins punish Kane, the director of operations? And what role did The New Day play in this war?
Find out in Elimination Chamber, May 31st, as the saga continues…
NOTE: Since The Authority is STILL in power, the next chapters will play, around the WWE Events, every Monday, the night after the Pay-Per-View. Or whenever, if something goes awry.
