Whoo……. /breathe in, breathe out/

Ok… one more…. Not so bad…..

I'll try…… its been so long…..

Dang………

OK! LETS GET IN ON!


Joey screamed in fright and leapt into Seto's arms at the sound of surprisingly loud cheering when they walked into school. He had been out for weeks, and everyone was so excited to see him the day he got back. All the whoops and hollers gave poor Joey a heart attack. He whined into Seto's shirt collar.

"EEP! Seto, what's going on?" Joey asked.

"You've been gone for so long. You could have died in that hospital but you persevered. They probably think you're a hero, Joey." Seto replied.

Joey's eyes brightened and he lifted his head. A wicked grin came across his face. He beamed at the crowds and waved. Some people came over to him, classmates of his.

"Wow, Joey, you're pretty damn tough, surviving through all that!" one said.

"We're sorry. We all thought you were just some dumb punk, but I guess we were wrong… we didn't know…" another added.

"That's ok, guys. But you were right, I was some dumb punk. Not anymore, 'cause I got someone to keep me on track." Joey replied as he took a quick look at Seto.

"Yeah." Seto said as he grabbed Joey's collar. He pulled him close and gave him a passionate kiss.

Everyone in the halls either gave wolf whistles and cat calls, swooned and said, "aww," or died of a heart attack.

Then Seto said something quite unexpected. "I'm throwing a celebration in Joey's honor at the Kaiba mansion and everyone here is invited to the festivities. In other words…. PARTY AT MY PLACE!" That raised the whole school in cheering.

That night, hundreds of teenagers flocked to the Kaiba mansion. Music was everywhere, the volume was astronomical, and everyone was dancing. Once everyone had arrived, Mokuba had to play what he thought was Seto's theme song, which really pissed off his brother.

Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!

When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)

How you ain't gon' FUCK! Bitch I'm me?
I'm the GOD DAMN reason you in VIP
CEO you don't have to see ID
I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi-Ali
BLAOW! We ain't got nothing to worry about
Whoop ass, let security carry em out
Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless
Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless
I pulled up wit a million trucks
Looking, smelling, feeling like a million bucks-ahh!
Pass the bottles, the heat is on
We in the huddle all smoking that Cheech & Chong
What's wrong! The club and moon is full
And I'm lookin for a THICK young lady to pull
One sure shot way to get em outta them pants
Take note to the brand new dance, like this

When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)

Go on wit ya big ass! lemme see something
Tell ya little friend he can quit mean mugging
I'm lit and I don't care what no one thinks
But where the FUCK is the waitress at wit my drinks!
My people outside and they can't get in
We gon' rush the back door and break em in
The owner already pissed cause we sorta late
But our time and our clothes gotta coordinate
Most girls lookin right some lookin a mess
That's why they spilling drinks all over ya dress
But Louis Vuitton bras all over your breasts
Got me wanting to put hickies all over ya chest-ahh
C'mon! we gon party tonight
Y'all use mouth to mouth bring the party to life
Don't be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight!

When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)

Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!

Damn right the Fire Marshall wanna shut us down
Get us out so someone can gun us down
We was two songs away from getting some cutta
Now we one song away from tearing da club up
Move over! Luda got something to say
Do it now cause 'tomorrow' ain't promised 'today'
Work wit me! let's become one with the beat
And don't worry bout me steppin all over ya feet

When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)

Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up! (just like that?)
Stand up! Stand up!

As the party was carrying on, Seto nudged Joey gently and whispered in his ear, "Are you ready?"

"Ready for what?" Joey asked.

"For your last dance lesson?"

"Ooooooo what do you have in mind, love?" Joey asked as he put a hand on Seto's thigh.

"I don't know. I mix of salsa, samba, whatever we can mix up for the crowd."

Joey raised an eyebrow. "You planned this all along, haven't you?"

"See? You're not as dumb as you look." Seto said playfully.

"Hey!" Joey punched his lover in the shoulder.

"Shall we dance, Joey?" Seto asked as he stood and stretched out his hand.

"Yes, Seto, let's." Joey answered as he took Seto by the hand and walked out to the dance floor, or the middle of the living room.

The two immediately made their presence known by the stance they took at the beginning of the next song. The crowds backed away from them to watch.

She's into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall
She's into new sensation, new kicks and candlelight
She's got a new addiction for every day and night

Seto and Joey started off with some of the basic steps, but spiced it up with some drama and extra steps.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain
Come On

Upside inside out
Livin la Vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la Vida loca
Come On
Livin la Vida loca
Come On
Livin la Vida loca

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
She must have slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French champagne
And once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
She'll make you go insane

Upside inside out
Livin la Vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la Vida loca
Come On
Livin la Vida loca
Come On
Livin la Vida loca

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain

Seto slid on the floor and ripped off his jacket, tossing one corner to Joey as they were pulled closer together.

She'll make you live her crazy life

"Do you trust me?" Seto asked.

But she'll take away your pain

"Yes." Joey answered back.

Like a bullet to your brain

At the beginning of the chorus, Seto swept Joey up and threw his legs in the air and he dropped to his left side. He lifted him up again, passing him over the right side. He threw him up once more, passing him through his legs, causing Joey to come up on the other side, the series of stunts getting many cheers from the on looking crowd.

Upside inside out
Livin la Vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
She's livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca

The crowd cheered on as they finished their dance. Yugi and the others went over to them and they took a break in the kitchen.

"Damn, Joey! Where did you learn to dance like that? Shit, man, that was awesome!" Tristan exclaimed.

"Haha, I think Anzu's jealous." Ryou said in a sin-songy tone.

"I am! I can't kick that high! Hmmph!" Anzu pouted.

Everyone laughed. "Well you can't have my instructor, he's mine!" Joey said as he grabbed Seto in a very…. suggestive hug. Everyone started laughing again.

Seto looked at the clock and then at Mokuba. "Mokuba?"

"AW! Come on, Seto, it's not that late! Don't make me go!" Mokuba interrupted.

"That's not what I was saying. What I was going to say was can you watch over the party the rest of the night? I think Joey and I need some alone time."

Everyone understood and left.

Joey and Seto ran upstairs and stopped in front of their bedroom. Seto took Joey by his left hand and he reached into his pocket with the other hand. "Joey," he began, "I know you love me and you know that I love you. What I want to do now is make it final. Now and forever. Will you marry me?" Seto took a silver ring with one studded sapphire in the middle and slipped it on Joey's finger.

"Of course, Seto. If I passed up an opportunity like this… well… I'd be an idiot!" Joey hugged Seto tightly. When he released Seto, a seductive grin crossed Joey's face. "You know what they say about good men on the dance floor, right?"

Seto raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh….. wanna test that theory right now?"

Joey grabbed Seto by the collar and began unbuttoning his shirt as he kissed him passionately. Seto managed to open the door and they slid in.

The last sound anyone could hear was the sounds of giggles and a door to a sound-proof room slamming shut.


Oh FUCK YEAH!

FINISHED!

YES!

… or is it?

NO OF COURSE NOT

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