Ello' my monkey slaves! XD Just to let you know, I'm going to be really busy in July and updates are going to be super slow so...I don't want a repeat of what happened last time I disappeared. XD

WARNING: Kung Fu Panda 2 spoilers. XP

Rebecca/GIR: *running around screaming and crying*

Falipay: I knew I shouldn't have taken you to the movies...

Rebecca/GIR: WHY LORD SHEN? WAAAHHHH!

Zim: GIR! Stop with the wet liquid of pain and emotions!

GIR: B-but Lord Shen...he diiiiiied! *bursts into more tears*

Rebecca: The sad thing is he reminds me of you...T.T

Zim: But Zim is much better then a stupid human peacock! And I wouldn't let myself get crushed: BECAUSE I'M TOO AMAZING!

Rebecca: Whatever, I LOVDED HIM! *sobs into GIR*

Falipay: You've been crying for hours, could we get STARTED?

Rebecca: *sniffles* Okaaaay...first is xXyumpancakesXx

that was an especially hilarious chappy :D

Okaaaay I dare Zim to dress up as Mario, Dib as Luigi, Gaz as Waluigi, and GIR as Wario THEN Zim and Dib will be on 1 team, and Gaz and GIR will be on the other team where they will do an epic battle with light sabers! ...oh and red and purple are the cheerleaders! yay :D red will cheer for the Mario bros and purple will cheer for the Wario bros x] AND THEY MUST DRESS IN CHEERLEADER UNIFORMS WITH POM POMS! ...cuz i like pom poms... ^.^

Rebecca: That sounds awesome. XD But I think I should use toy light sabers or else Zim and Gaz would kill everyone...X3

Everyone goes to get dressed and blah blee bloo...

Zim: *scratching mustache* What is this...itching sensation thingy? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ZIM?

Rebecca: It's just how fake mustaches work. XP

GIR: *running around screaming* I GOT A MUSTACHE! AND I'M FAAAAT! XD

Rebecca: That you are GIR, that you are...everyone ready?

The Tallests: This is humiliating... ._.'

Rebecca: Thats too bad. GO!

Red: Go go...whoever I'm supposed to be cheering for...

Purple: Yeah, uh...that except for my team! Right? Wait-which ones are they?

Rebecca: *facepalm* I'm letting Micheyla give you cheerleader lessons...

Dib: Alright, Zim if you hurt my sister I SWEAR I'll-

Zim: *runs out screaming and all out war breaks between him and Gaz*

GIR: *glomps Dibs head* Why you hurt my master? JUST LIKE LORD SHEN! You dat panda! *starts hitting him on the head with the light saber*

Dib: Ow! GET IT OFF!

Rebecca: You would be very dead if those were real.

Gaz: *finally hits Zim on the head*

Zim: YOU DARE?

Rebecca: I think the Wario Team won...X3

I dare Tak to dress as one of those brown angry mushrooms and act like one for a whole chap, unless of course some1 needs her for a dare or whatever, which you can turn her to normal

sorry I've been in a Mario world mood lately XD

Rebecca: OOO, I WANNA BE CHAIN CHOMP! XD

We both dress in our costumes

Tak: Why do you have all these costumes anyway?

Rebecca: O.O U-um...internet? Anyway just act like a grumpy mushroom. ^^

Tak: ...

Rebecca: You don't even need to act! HURR. If Giulia was here should would TOTALLY be saying "Ello' poppy!" to me because of the Chain Chomp...*sniffles* She dare move away...(the Chain Chomp thing is an inside joke.X3 DAMN I MISS HER. T.T) Well next is invderofdeath

Death: HI!

Dib: I know! vampires don't sparkle! GO ON DATE WITH ME. P.S. I'm a vamp!

Dib: I can't go on a date with a vampire! DX

Rebecca: To bad! ^^

Falipay: *grabs Dib and starts crushing him* OOPS I'M SORRY LETS GO! *runs off laughing manically*

Rebecca: ...I have a feeling Falipay is starting to hate Dib...

Zim: you are awesome! Have you heard of DA well thats where you finds invader mar's doom song!

Zim: Yes, Zim is awesome isn't he?

Rebecca: He suuurrre is. X3 And yes I have heard of DA, I'm on their all the time! XD

GIR: here's chocolate bubble gum

GIR: YAY, CHOCOLATE BUBBLE GUM! *noms viciously*

Rebecca: I love it so far and thx for daring on my truth or dare thingy! Here's a life load of cupcakes! XD

Rebecca: HAZA! *eats all the cupcakes with GIR in 20 minutes*

Everyone: O.o'

Tak: I love your outfit!

Tak: Yes, it is quite loveable. ^^

Rebecca: BUT NOW YOUR A MUSHROOM! XD

Tak: -_-;

Lard Nar: What's the meaning of the word sex? Don't know have Dib explain it!(wow thats wrong)

Everyone(except Irkens and a couple other species): O.e ...

Lard Nar: O/O Well...uh...its...sorta...how some aliens...reproduce?

Rebecca: Lets leave it at that...

Gaz: What do you hate about pie?

Gaz: It's stupid, overrated, and everyone loves it.

Rebecca: ...I still like pie.

Skoodge: Be less ugly!

Skoodge: Okay, I'll try! ^^

Rebecca: Skoodge isn't ugly! *glomps him* He's adorable! ^^

Skoodge: ^^..?

Tallest Red: Go on a date with my OC mom Jen!

Red: That just seems...weird.

Rebecca: Yup, but oh well! FALIPAY!

Falipay: EVER SINCE YOU PEOPLE CAME YOU STARTED TAKING MY DATES! *grabs Red in a strangle hold and stomps off*

Rebecca: O.o'

Iggins: DIE IN A GAME STORE!

Rebecca: YAY, IGGINS IS WEIRD IN A BAD WAY! XD

Iggins: Hold on I'm-

Rebecca: SHUT UP, NOBODY LIKE YOU! *stuffs him in a freezer and chucks him into a game store* ^^

Keef: are you gay?

Keef: Um...nope~! I don't think so...

Rebecca: *shakes head* =T

Falipay: *pets* I like you! Here's a big pie for ya'

Well thats all bye!

Falipay: PIE! *pies himself then licks it off his face*

Rebecca: When did you get here?

Falipay: Uh...I have to go get Dib. *quickly walks off*

Rebecca: O.o N-next is bak602

Sorry, I meant fic before (stupid typo...).

Anyway, TIME FOR MADNESS!

Dib- Would you rather be locked in a room for twelve hours with someone who hates your guts and would hurt you or an IZ fangirl who sings all the time?

Falipay: *runs in panting and drops Dib* Sorry...I'm...late...

Dib: ._. Well...I guess the singing fangirl.

Gaz- Don't kill anyone for the entire chapter.

Rebecca: Aww...it's funny when she kills people...XP

Tak- Would you rather destroy Zim or Dib?

Tak: Zim for sure because he RUINED MY LIFE! The human just helped him.

Zim: Well I didn't NEED him! He just came himself!

Rebecca: *facepalm* Shut up before you start killing each other.

Zim- (gives him new robot bee) Here 'ya go! Anyway, I dare you to talk in a British accent for the rest of the chapter.

Zim: ROBOT BEE! XD

Rebecca: I want one...

Zim: *hisses* What is this British anyway?

Rebecca: Sorta like how Tak sounds-*covers mouth* I god I know what happens next...

Zim: *evil grin* Oh well then-*really bad British accent* I'M TAK AND I'M SO SENSITIVE BECAUSE I WON'T GET OVER WHAT HAPPENED 50 WHOLE YEARS AGO! BAW BAW BAW!

Rebecca: *bites lip trying not to laugh*

Tak: Oh, I can play this game too! *really bad man voice* I'M ZIM AND I'M SO EGOTISTICAL AND I'M TOO NARRSASISTIC TO HELP ANYONE BUT MYSELF! HURR HURR HURR.

Rebecca: *pokes tongue out* This is fun. XD

1 hour later! XD

Zim/Tak: *still going at it*

Rebecca: IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! *smacks them on the head*

Zim/Tak: *hiss*

Rebecca- (gives her extra violent gummy bear sack) A new weapon for your arsenal! (evil laughter)

Rebecca: GUMMY BEARS! They always remind me of when...

One stupid but true story later! XD

Rebecca: ...and THAT is why I'll never trust maids ever again! *nods head*

Everyone: -_-

GIR & Mimi- Sing "Our Song" by Taylor Swift like you shall in my INVADER ZIM SINGING CHALLENGE fic!

Rebecca: Aww...this is gonna be cute. X3

I was riding shotgun with my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart

I look around, turn the radio down
He says, ?Baby is something wrong?
I say, ?Nothing I was just thinking
How we don't have a song? and he says

Our song is the slamming screen door
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
'Cause it's late and your mama don't know

Our song is the way you laugh
The first date man, I didn't kiss her and I should have
And when I got home, 'fore I said amen
Asking God if He could play it again

I was walking up the front porch steps
After everything that day
Had gone all wrong or been trampled on
And lost and thrown away

Got to the hallway, well, on my way
To my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice all the roses
And the note that said

Our song is the slamming screen door
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
'Cause it's late and your mama don't know

Our song is the way you laugh
The first date man, I didn't kiss her and I should have
And when I got home, 'fore I said amen
Asking God if He could play it again

I've heard every album, listened to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as good as our song

'Cause our song is the slamming screen door
Sneakin' out late, tapping on his window
When we're on the phone and he talks real slow
'Cause it's late and his mama don't know

Our song is the way he laughs
The first date man, I didn't kiss him and I should have
And when I got home, 'fore I said amen
Asking God if He could play it again
Play it again, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah

I was riding shotgun with my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And I wrote down our song

Rebecca: That...WAS SO ADORABLE! I usually don't like country but...eee.^^

Zim again- Call yourself 'kitanai'. It's a Japanese word, and I'll tell you what it means next chapter.

Adios!

Rebecca: I have a feeling it's gonna be bad...

Zim: Then Zim doesn't want to say it! DX

Rebecca: Do we have to go through this every time..? =T

Zim: *sigh* Zim is this...kitanai...whatever...thingy.

Rebecca: Good boy, next be InvaderVicky

A bit late? Pf you're the only author that I subscribed to who continues the stories -.-'

Rebecca: Well for this story I'm pretty good...but it took me FOREVER to update my first story...and who knows when I'll be able to update Lost and Insane...

Zim: What is this non-sense you speak of?

Rebecca: Nothing. XP

Zim-Yeah I love you too, Zimmy :3

Zim: Bleh...

Falipay: *drops Red in the room* So...mad...

Rebecca: So how was it? XD

Red: *shrugs* Meh...still weird.

GIR-I'm a little angry. Not angry about you but in a moment video with Zim and dib was a comment that the best part was when Zim was going around in the background. I MEAN COME ON!*punches Red in frustration*

Red: Ow! DX

Rebecca: What? Ooo, I hate PEOPLE! *punches Red*

Red: STOP PUNCHING ME! DX

Tak-URGH your German synchro is HORRIBLE! My ears started bleeding! Here have a er…what do you like? Ah *poofs something that she likes in there*Here. Have it to get over with it XD

Tak: *points giant laser at Zim and cackles*

Rebecca: NO SHOOTING PEOPLE!

Giroro: Aww...

Rebecca: *facepalm* Even the people I bring who aren't from Invader Zim are violent.

Giroro: Wait...invader? *points gun at Zim* Listen you, taking over Earth is the Keroro Platoon's job! Even if Keroro is a bastard...

Zim: Ha! Foolish Keronian, Earth is for Zim ONLY! BWAHAHAHA!

Giroro: This guy is nuts...but at least he seems serious. UNLIKE KERORO. Doing chores for the ones were supposed to be taking over...

Zim: Eh? Chores..? FOR HYOOMANS? THATS THE MOST PATHETIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF!

Giroro: I know! *continues ranting with Zim*

Rebecca: Nice to know they'll get along. ^^

Gaz-Why are you so mean to Dib? I don't really care about him but c'mon! He eats a piece of your pizza(you still have the whole pizza)and you ruins his chance to win?

...THANK YOU FOR THAT :DDDDD

Here a pizza ^^ *gives her a pizza*

Gaz: *noms nonchalantly*

Rebecca: *sigh*

Tallests- HA! Zim owned you two into beeep oblivion! WOHOOOO!

Rebecca: Yeah...good times. ^^

The Tallests: ._.

I prayed for your friends-friend. It was a lil' difficult 'cause I dunno her name but I tried my best ^^

Who this is long O.o I'm annoying XD

Rebecca: *giggles* Thank you, sorry I had to keep it so...disclosed. ^^; BUT THANKIEZ FOR YOU SINCERELY!

GIR: *small beep goes off, goes into duty mode, and glomps InvaderVicky*

Rebecca: Yeah...I installed that for when I wanna thank someone. XD Next ish foxxytehfox

liz:*still in my keronian form & the sides of her helmet light up* OH YEAH TAMAMA BRING IT B*TCH GUNSO-SAN IS MINE *tackles Tamama*

cloe: O.o; since liz...or her keronian name Rainishigo can't talk right now I'll bring in the questions

Tamama: *fighting with Rainishigo in the background*

Rebecca: *gets out soda and popcorn* XD

dare

Zim: I want you to dress up as lady gaga and shout SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA.

Rebecca: *giggles* Yes! XD

Zim: Who is this lady person? ZIM DEMANDS TO KNOW!

Rebecca: She's a singer person. XP *forces him into lady gaga clothes and a wig*

Zim: *growls* Shut up I'm Lady Gaga.

Rebecca: Lawlz. XD

girl: I HAVE SOMETHIN TO SWAY HEH if you could do more for GIR you could've made his eyes pink ^^

cloe: SHUT UP

Rebecca: *blinks* I'm stupid. X3

GIR & Rebecca: WHO WANTS TO EAT TAC-NYANS BODY AND REPLACE IT WITH CINNIMON TOAST.

Rebecca/GIR: I DO!

GIR: *devours Tac-nyan's body*

Rebecca: *is about to replace it with cinnamon toast* Well...*eats toast* HA! NOW YOU HAVE NO BODY! XD

Tac-nyan: NOOO-*blows up*

tallest: ... Keroro is better then you

cloe: *turns to liz sill fighting Tamama* WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

liz(Rainishigo): ITS THE TRUTH

cloe: -_-

Rebecca: Yes...yes he is. X3

The Tallests: *facepalm*

questions

Rebecca: PLZ FIND ME A WAR HEAD it sucks that Canada ran out

Rebecca: Canada ran out? THAT SUCKS WAR HEADS ARE MY FAVORITE! DX *flies out the door*

20 minutes later! XD

Rebecca: *comes back in soaking wet* It rains so much...T.T *pours out half the bag and gives it to her*

cloe: *looks behind her* OMG... they must really love Keroro

Rebecca: *blinks and looks behind her* O.e'

GIR: do you want to be adorable again

GIR: *giggles* I'm ALREADY adorable. XP

Rebecca: So true...^^

Gaz: is gave slave you life

Gaz: I can quit whenever I want...

liz(Rainishigo): *covered in scars & cuts* i think im death or Tamama said something in my ear

cloe: what do you mean

liz(Rainishigo): he said i love you or something like that

cloe: O.O

*something breaks randomly*

everyone in the room: OH COME ON

Rebecca: *raises eyebrow and picks up Tamama* You okay?

Tamama: *dazed* Look...ducks made of corn...hee hee...

Rebecca: Aww...poor Tamama went insane...er. Well next be actress22

[I now crash-land in the Massive. A soul-less ginger with round glasses and shoulder-length hair jumps out, once again unharmed] HI EVERYBODY! It's me Arlene! Doncha remember? I'm that one Zim fangirl that you all love! Remember? REMEMBER? [Hits Dib over his gargantuan head with a heavy frying pan] NOW DO YOU REMEMBER?

Dib: *yelps* YES YES I REMEMBER!

Rebecca: An Invader Zim and Bones loving, SEN hating fangirl? I definitely remember. ^^

Good! Now, today I will start with the questions.

Mrs. Bitters: What planet are you from? You obviously aren't human.

Ms. Bitters: I'm still from Earth, just a demon from the depths of hell.

Everyone: O.e'

Membrane: What was the story with Dib and the walking dead?

Membrane: *sigh* My poor insane son...he destroyed the whole town!

Dib: It was Zim! I found a group of zombies while fighting him and he brainwashed them! BRAINWASHED THEM I SAY! DX

Membrane: *facepalm*

Rebecca: Poor Dib. XD

Tak: Why are you such a bitch? [holds up frying pan for defense] Nooooo don't kill me!

Tak: *growls lowly* I've researched enough to know what THAT means...you dare?

Rebecca: Yes she does. But you sorta are...whining about how your life was ruined even though you just had to wait 70 years: which isn't much to Irkens. XP

Tak: ._.'

GIR: You wanna go to a piggy farm and feed them waffles and chocolate bubblegum and taquitos!

GIR: *squeals* YEEES!

Rebecca: Me too!

3 hours later! XD

Rebecca/GIR: *come back in, GIR holding a plush pig* Hee hee hee. XD

Zim: I am team Zim! But, Zim, when you conquer Earth, will you spare me? I promise I'll only glomp you once a week and I'll baby sit GIR! I will serve my lord and master the almighty ZIM!

Rebecca: Yeah, you should make the Zim fan girls slaves and kill all the others. XD

Zim: Hmm...well I GUESS I can keep some of you FILTHY HUMANS for slaves...maybe.

Rebecca: HAZA!

Dib: How does it feel being inferior to Zim? And why is your head so big? And don't try to deny it, we had this discussion. You remember. In the artist's comments for one of my drawings. In case you suffer from short-term memory loss, here's the link.

Dib: I'm not inferior to him! And I don't care: MY HEAD NEVER WAS IS OR WILL BE BIG!

Everyone: Of course not...

Now onto the dares!

Membrane: Say "SCIENCE!" whenever anyone says the word "and".

Membrane: Ha, I suppose I can humor you. ^^

Rebecca: And. X3

Membrane: SCIENCE!

Rebecca: XD

Falipay: Oooh I loves you Falipay! But since I'm an evil ginger and I have no soul, I dare you to watch Barney! Muahahahaha!

Falipay: CURSE THAT STUPID POSER SONG STEALING DINOSAUR!

Rebecca: He's my least favorite of all little kid shows. )=

Falipay: But fine, I'll do it because I'm awesome. ^^

30 minutes later! XD

Falipay: Stupid Chowder poser...HE'S PURE EVIL!

Rebecca: *shakes head* Nothing but.

GIR: I suggested this to bak602 for her singing challenge. She had Dib sing it, and not that I didn't love that, I just still want to hear GIR sing it! So, GIR...sing "King of Anything", by Sara Bareilles, and dedicate it to Zim! Please don't kill me Zim.

GIR: I like singin'!

Keep drinking coffee, stare me down across the table
While I look outside
So many things I'd say if only I were able
But I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by

You've got opinions, man
We're all entitled to 'em
But I never asked

So let me thank you for your time
And try not to waste any more of mine
Get out of here fast

I hate to break it to you babe
But I'm not drowning
There's no one here to save

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So, you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?

You sound so innocent
All full of good intent
Swear you know best

But you expect me to
Jump up onboard with you
Ride off into your delusional sunset

I'm not the one who's lost
With no direction, oh
But you'll never see

You're so busy making masks
With my name on it in all caps
You've got the talking down
Just not the listening

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?

All my life I've tried
To make everybody happy while I just hurt and hide
Waiting for someone to tell me it's my turn
To decide

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?

Let me hold your crown, babe

GIR: YAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT! *latches onto Zim's leg*

Zim: *hisses*

Rebecca: Aww...X3

Purple: [fangirl glomp. Does not let go] You get to be Tallest all by yourself for a whole chapter! No Red involved! And you and me have to form a secret club and refuse to let Red join! XD

Rebecca: Can I join? XD

Red: DX

Purple: Ha! I'm the only Tallest and I have my own fan-club! People love me more then you! ^^

Membrane: SCIENCE!

Red: *steaming*

Gaz: Watch 2 girls 1 cup. I've never seen it, but I know that it's disgusting and everyone makes the exact same face when they see it- O.e

Gaz: Fine...

However long that video is later! XD

Gaz: *twitching slightly* People are indescribably stupid.

Rebecca: Quite. ^^

Zim: Go on a date with me! I love yooouuuu!

Rebecca: BUT HE'S MARRIED! DX

Zim: *quickly runs up to Falipay* Anywhere is better then here. O.e

Falipay: So...many...dates...*takes him out*

Me running around screaming later!

Falipay: *comes in and puts Zim down snickering*

Zim: *covered in lipstick* I lied...

Rebecca: I knew you'd come back. X3

Dib: It was a date so of course he'd be back, plus your crying proved other wise.

Rebecca: DX

SEN: Die.

Rebecca: HAZA!

Dark Bootie: Why do you hate us SO MUCH!

Rebecca: Eh, I shouldn't say: you'll get 60,000 dares to die in the most horrible way imaginable.

Dark Bootie: I still wanna know. ):

Rebecca: *shrugs* Your funeral...in the story, you did SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO KILL YOU FOR! But the thing that everyone in the universe would hate you for...is that...you BEAT GIR UP SO BAD HE ALMOST DIED. *death glare that could kill the whole universe*

Dark Bootie: O.O ...I'm gonna die aren't I?

Zim: *same death glare as me* Yes.

Bwahahaha, violence is great, later. XD

Rebecca/Zim: Hee hee. X3

Rebecca: You know what? I'll revive them if they're asked/dared something. X3

Everybody: Watch all six seasons of Bones with Rebecca and me! No closing your eyes at gruesome parts. And you have to cry when Vincent dies! [starts to sob] WHY?

Well, that's all for today! Next time I will bring my badass Irken OCs, Jix, Tenue, and Nome! BYE BYE!

Rebecca: YES! I LOVE YOU FOREVER! XD

Lol, maybe about a week later. XD

Rebecca: *sobbing* WHY VINCENT? A-AND ZACK! SCREE!

Membrane: SCIENCE!

Everyone: ._.'

Rebecca: You people are heartless. T.T N-next is crazyone256

Co-HI! HAHAHAHAHA I'm so evil.

Erik-I know you are.

Co-ANY WAY HERE WE GO!

Zim-HI ZIMMY! I dare you to go watch twilight.

Zim: But I already had to watch it with the Gaz demon! DX

Rebecca: Well then watch it again! XD

Zim: *pouts and stomps off*

Blah blah, do guys even read the time part? Whatever, you know what. =T

Zim: *stomps back in growling* Stupid gushy human movies...DISGUSTING!

Rebecca: Ain't it? X3

Gaz-I dare you to give up ANY GAME'S for a day including Wii, Game slave 1,2,3, Nintendo Ds or I or 3, old games Ect. ANY GAME'S. OR book's no book's.

Rebecca: Even I have to admit their not much left for her to do...

Gaz: *jumps on the couch and watches TV*

Rebecca: *facepalm* You have a way around everything don't you?

Dib-I dare you to go on a date with ThatPieYouAteLastNight! Heh hehe so evil.

Rebecca: *laughing* The funny thing is she didn't ask for a date this time. X3

Dib: *facepalm* It's okay...

Falipay: *twitches insanely* I lost count of how many dates were in this chapter...and how many dates YOU have had. *takes him off*

Membrane: SCIENCE!

Tallest red- I dare you to kiss..

Erik-Crazyone256

Co-NO

Erik-Yes

Co- no

Erik-yes

Co-No

Erik-Yes

Hershel-here we go again.

Three hour's latter

Co-No

Erik-yes

Hershel-Guy's...I was waiting to see when you shut up, but it been three hour's guy's...THREE HOUR'S! So just take it. (Almost classic Tallest Moment.)

Co-Fine.

Rebecca: Hurr. X3

Red: *sigh* You guys ask me to kiss too many people. *kisses crazyone256*

Rebecca: *giggles*

Erik-Heh hehe tallest red and Co kissing in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Co-ONE MORE LINE AND I WILL KILL YOU ERIK YOU HERE ME ERIK...KILL YOU!

Erik-yes mam got it mam.

Rebecca- I dare you to sing Alice by Miku Hasunate.

Rebecca: *searches the internet* ARGH! WHY YOU NO SHOW UP? I can't find it... T.T

Dib-I dare you to sing I come for you By Nickelback.

Rebecca: Ooo Nickelback! ^^

Just one more moment
That's all that's needed
Like wounded soldiers
In need of feeling

Time to be honest
This time I'm pleading
Please don't dwell on it
'Cause I didn't mean it

I can't believe I said
I'd lay my love on the ground
But it doesn't matter
'Cause I made it up
Forgive me now

Everyday I spent away
My soul's inside out
Gotta be someway
That I can make it up
To you now some how

By now you know that
I'd come for you
No one but you
Yes, I'd come for you
But only if you told me to

I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always come for you

I was blindfolded
But now I'm seeing
My mind was closing
Now I'm believing

I finally know just
What it means
To let some one in
To see the side of me
That no one does or ever will

So if you're ever lost and
Find yourself all alone
I'd search forever
Just to bring you home
Here and now, it's a vow

By now you know that
I'd come for you
No one but you
Yes, I'd come for you
But only if you told me to

I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always come for you
You know I'd always come for you

No matter what gets in my way
As long as there's still life in me
No matter what, remember
You know I'll always come for you

Yes, I'd come for you
No one but you
Yes, I'd come for you
But only if you told me to

And I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'll always come for you

No matter what gets in my way
As long as there's still life in me
No matter what, remember
You know I'll always come for you

I'd crawl across this world for you
Do anything you want me to
No matter what, remember
You know I'll always come for you
You know I'll always come for you

Rebecca: I wonder who that was supposed to go out to. XD

Dib: *facepalm*

Zim-I dare you to sing Butterfly on your right shoulder by Len Kagamine.

Rebecca: Thats a pretty title! X3

Zim: *facepalm*

(migi kata ni murasaki choucho)

(kisu wo shita kono heya no sumi de)

(setsunai to iu kanjou wo shiru)

(hibiku piano)

fukyou waon

migikata ni murasaki choucho kisu shita kono heya no sumi de

setsunai to iu kanjou wo shiru

hibiku piano fukyou waon

warui yume ni unasareta watashi wo hayaku okoshite

donna koto demo

hajimari wa sasai na koto deshou?

doko ga ii ka nante kikarete mo komaru

kirei na yoru ni modowasareta mama yukue fumei dakara

nagai matsuge mikkadzuki airain

mabuta ni nosete hikaru rippu

migikata ni murasaki choucho kisu wo shita kono heya no sumi de

setsunai to iu kanjou wo shiru

hibiku piano fukyou waon

(fukyou waon)

(ga suki de)

(maru de...ma-ma-maru de)

(wa kono heya no sumi de)

(maru de...ma-ma-maru de)

(fukyou waon)

kizuguchi kara tokedashita mono wa

aijou sore tomo

aa...

koukai wa shinu hodo shiteru

sono bun dake kaikan wo yobisamasu

kurui dashita watashi wo tomete

isshun de raku ni shite yo

dakiyosete yuganda karada

umeru no wa anata shika inai

sou deshou? Wakatteru kuse ni

kyoukaisen tokku ni koeteru

migikata ni murasaki choucho kisu wo shita kono heya no sumi de

setsunai to iu kanjou wo shiru

hibiku piano fukyou waon

migikata no murasaki choucho

(kisu wo shita kono heya no sumi de)

setsunai to iu kanjou wo shiru

(hibiku piano)

fukyou waon

Rebecca: *laughing hysterically*

Zim: What?

Rebecca: fukyou waon. X3

Zim: *facepalm*

Tallest purple and Tak-yet again i dare you to KISS. ON the lip's.

Rebecca: Okay, do you like them paired together or something? XD

Purple: *quickly kisses Tak on the lip's* HAPPY?

Rebecca: ._. yes...

Co-Is that coffee?

Fop-*Who is weirdly passing by.* Yes?

Co-*Tackle's Fop and Drink's Coffee.*

Erik-It's been quite for almost a hour.

*Off in the distance*-heh hehe.

Erik-O_o what was that?

Co-HAHAHAHAHA!

Erik-COFFEE ATTACK!

Latter...

Co-Ok..*Look's around room and see it's disaster with Lard Nar tied up with Gaz*

Erik-I hate to say it…but when your on coffee your WAY WORSE THAN GAZ.

Co-heh hehe...uh...GET THE CLEAN UP CREW IN HERE!

Latter...

Co-*Look's around.*Well this is your new room full with TV, A cam. Closet, A cook, a refrigerator, snack bar, a bed for Rebecca for when she get's tired, and a bug cam. for when any of then go on date's!

Erik-Plus a computer mentoring system for if any Mary Sue's beside your reviewer's of course and if any IZ characters Escape.

Co-Any Who BYE!

Rebecca: Aww...I liked my old theater...oh well, I'll be able to get my other stuff by the next chapter. I just need to call my agent. XD

Falipay: *sighs and quickly scrambles into a suit*

Rebecca: ...I'll do it later, because next is ThatPieYouAteLastNight

I'm country today. Actually, I do live in Texas and I am a down south Texan person, so I guess I already am. BUT, the vibe burns strongly within me unlike radioactive rubber pants could ever hope to achieve with any amount of detergent or Clorox wipes handy at participating locations! I'm back and more TEXAN AND CHOCOLATE COVERED THAN BEFORE WHEN I WAS HAM-SANDWICHIFIED! ^w^ DARES (and maybe a few q's) FOR EVERYONE! EVEN THE HOST THAT REMINDS ME OF A GIRL WITH GREEN GLASSES WITH RED AND A PURPLE STRIPED SHIRT AND BROWN HAIR AND SNEAKERS AND JEANS!

Zim: You is TOAD. *fractured ehngleesh tym* You remind me of that demon toad on Inuyasha. He had like 5 sacred jewel pieces within him. Yet I am country, I am also anime. Zim, you must dress up like Kigome and sing Ievan Polkka by Vocaloid. You gotta dance like her as well. You seem like one that hates to dance; so that's why it's funny! Thank you Irken, FOR HELPING PIIIIIE! Reward the alien, GIR. *no salted nuts this time. This time its…I don't know…maybe…PORKCHOPS! NOW GIR! SHOOT THE THEIGH-SWELLING PORKCHOPS OF WONDER AND PLEASURE AT YOUR MASTER!*

Zim: *irritable sigh and dresses up*

Rebecca: Your dressed as a girl. X3

Zim: *twitches*

The sound of a polka drifted from my neighbor's
And set my feet a-tapping oh!
Ieva's mother had her eye on her daughter but
Ieva she managed to fool her, you know.
'Cause who's going to listen to mother saying no
When we're all busy dancing to and fro!

Ieva was smiling, the fiddle it was wailing
As people crowded round to wish her luck.
Everyone was hot but it didn't seem to bother
The handsome young man, the dashing buck.
'Cause who's going to mind a drop of sweat
When he's all busy dancing to and fro!
Ieva's mother she shut herself away
In her own quiet room to hum a hymn.
Leaving our hero to have a spot of fun
In a neighbor's house when the lights are dim.
'Cause what does it matter what the old folks say
When you're all busy dancing to and fro!

When the music stopped then the real fun began
And that's when the laddie fooled around.
When he took her home, when the dancing was over
Her mother angrily waiting they found.
But I said to her, Ieva, now don't you weep
And we'll soon be dancing to and fro!

I said to her mother now stop that noise
Or I won't be responsible for what I do.
If you go quietly and stay in your room
You won't get hurt while your daughter I woo.
'Cause this fine laddie is a wild sort of guy
When he's all busy dancing to and fro!

One thing I tell you is you won't trap me,
No, you won't find me an easy catch.
Travel to the east and travel to the west but
Ieva and I are going to make a match.
'Cause this fine laddie ain't the bashful sort
When he's all busy dancing to and fro

GIR: YAAAY! *throws pork chops everywhere*

Zim: *runs around screaming* IT BURNS! DX

GIR: Now that you are done pelting your master, I have a difficult question for you. This is so difficult in fact, that nobody even knows what it is. THIS IS WHAT IT IS:…what is it? You have 2 seconds starting NOW!

Not done yet. You must sing BAKA BAKA BAKA by Vocaloid. WITH A ZONKEY(not a typo) THAT CAN SPIT LIKE A LAMMA!

GIR: Um...IF I LIKE FOOD?

Rebecca: Well, were gonna find out later! Probably. X3 *poofs in a Zonkey*

GIR: *dramatic gasp* IT'S ADORABLE! XD Lets sing!

pipo-papo
Ahhhhhhhh
anata no kokoro wo Bakkyun kyun
yeah! yeah! yeah!
kiga tsukeba Monitor no maede
ohayo!
shiranai aidani nemuke arawareta
(ah-u-ah-u-)
isogashii noni amae nagara
yoseru kotoba ni sasoware
kimiwa jitsuni BAKA danah
"honkide tsuraretah"
(den deden)
kanpeki ni mani awanai
doushiyoumo nai sono toki
hirameita nanika ni yori
suguni akirameta
BAKA BAKA BAKA
naniga kokomade anata wo ugokasu no?
ugokasunomichi naru sekai e tobi tatsu kibou nose
BAKA BAKA BAKA hokani yarukoto madamada
arun jyanai? (takusan no )
naite waratte
okoru koto makasete ne!
watashi no iro ni shiteageru
Creative na kokoro wa orenai sa
souwa iukeredo sudeni kuzure teta
(oi sorewa dame daro)
naani mata mochinaose ba hora yaruki!
takusan afureru sunadokei no youni
(den dede)
tekito-ni tsukuri ageru
dakedo nanika monotarizu NETA wo sagashite mitakedo
chikara tsukite kita
BAKA BAKA BAKA machibouke nanoni
tenuki toka hidoi yo (hidosugi)
honki daseba siawase desyo anata nara ha!
BAKA BAKA BAKA yarubeki kotowa
subete wasure chae (sute chae YO)
utau odoru egaku
kotoba okuri dasu
watasino tameni
Ah ah ah ah ah...
Teto te teto
BAKA BAKA BAKA
naniga kokomade anata wo ugokasu no?
michi naru sekai e tobi tatsu kibou nose
BAKA BAKA BAKA hokani yarukoto madamada
arun jyanai? (takusan no )
naite waratte
okoru koto makasete ne!
BAKA BAKA BAKA machibouke nanoni
tenuki toka hidoi yo (hidosugi)
honki daseba siawase desyo anata nara
BAKA BAKA BAKA yarubeki kotowa
subete wasure cyae (sute cyae YO)
utau odoru egaku
kotoba okuri dasu
anata no iro ni shiteageru

GIR: *cuddles Zonkey*

Rebecca: Zebra + Donkey=Adorable! XD

Gaz: I do hope you like nightmare worlds, because I have a nightmare for you! You must have a hamster get shoved down your dress and it must stay there without dying or suffocating for 40 seconds. No it's not PiPi either. I miss him. He reminded me of Shmee. Poor Rodent-Shmee *tear down eye*. After such amazing hamster-ness, you must go and get your dads hair to wrap around your body and then he will run into a forest and let your head get smashed. Once that will happen; you will theeeeen…..uh…..hm…..make a play-doh replica of a piece of pie then eat it. GIR YOU CANNOT HELP!

Rebecca: Lol, your mind is so messed up. XD

Gaz: *puts a hamster in dress*

Hamster: *stays their not moving until 40 seconds then runs out*

Rebecca: *sigh* Stupid shy hamster. MEMBRANE!

Membrane: *grabs Gaz and lets his hair wrap around her* SCIENCE!

20 minutes later! XD

Membrane: *comes in and puts Gaz back down* Sorry...

Gaz: *giant bruise, hisses*

Rebecca: Don't forget the play-doh pie! My mom never did let me use play-doh as a kid...

Gaz: *makes pie grumpily and eats it whole*

Rebecca: Eee, just...make sure you don't get sick...XP

Dib: I've decided to give you a break. I will stand beside you and if anyone be's all mean-like to you I will torture them to hells end. I am nice but I can be QUITE BRUTALLY VIOLENT if needed. Think of my brutality as this: Johnny getting all the Chinese torture devices in the world and finally teaming up with Jimmy and they both got a Zombie Weiner Dog to do they're evil bidding.

Rebecca/Nny: *narrows eyes* Jimmy...

I am that brutal. It's just because when I like somebody I'm protective over them. I am nice though. But if you harm my mate and I will hang you by your hair and wait until your scalp gets ripped off then open your torso and let you choke on your own insides! ^w^ Also, I now give you a plastic cup. This is no ordinary plastic cup. It is a plastic cup…..*ready for this?*….OF DOOM! YES! IT MAKES A LEECHES FLY THROUGH IT AND IT CAN ATTATCH TO ANYTHING! EVEN GHOSTS! *mischievous grin* or ZIM? It is actually a portal to a dimension where there is a bunch of white fog and you ask for anything and it gives it to you. I now stand beside you. Don't worry. I won't touch you unless your being harmed and that's only to get you out of the way so that I can brutally hurt the person being mean! *stands beside him all neat-like and official*

Dib: ^^;

Rebecca: Aww, I think it's sweet. X3

Tallest: HOLY CHEESE THIS IS A FIRST! I want one of you *you 2 have to decide which goes* to dress up in a miniskirt and hover over a crowd of your own fans for 5 minutes. And the other one has to swallow a Campfire marshmallow WHOLE*they're freakin HUGE* and then go find a wild bull and ride it for as long as possible. YOU GOTTA WEAR A COWBOY HAT TO!

The Tallests: O.e ...

Rebecca: I nominate Purple for the miniskirt and Red for the marshmallow bull.XD

Membrane: SCIENCE!

Purple: NO, HIS DARE IS WAY BETTER THEN MINE! NOT FAIR, I CALL FOUL! DX

Rebecca: Too bad! ^^

Purple: *grumbles profanity and goes into the closet*

Red: *chokes down a giant marshmallow* That...wasn't so bad.

Rebecca: That wasn't the worst part though. *puts him in a cowboy hat and poofs up a bull*

Red: *climbs up cockily* What's so hard about-

Bull: MOO! DX *runs around and bucks wildly*

Red: AAAHHHH, MAKE IT STOP!

Rebecca: Nah. ^^

Bull: *bucks him off and starts stomping on him* Moo! XD

Red: *in a crumpled broken heap* ...ow.

Purple: *comes out in a miniskirt and sees red* O.o

Rebecca: TO THE FANGIRLS! *shoves out a window labeled 'Purple fangirl horde'*

5 minutes later! XD

Purple: *scrambles back in through the window* That was humiliating…o/o

Purple fan girls(voice): *squealing in absolute glee*

Rebecca: O.e Some fan girls are such pervs...

Membrane: I need help with my science homework although it is summer and I have no homework. I don't understand the formula for Inertia. I understand the formula and steps for Acceleration and Velocity, but I just can't get Inertia. Also I want you to TAKE OFF YOUR GOGGLES! D8 Or answer this question with a LOGICAL SCIENTIFIC answer: I noticed that in some scenes of Invader Zim the T.V. show of pure epicness that sometimes your wearing black pants under your white lab coat, but other times your not. Why do you go pant-less, Mr. Membrane? WHYYYYY?

Membrane: Inertia? Oh it's quite simple really...

5 hours of way to detailed explaining later. X|

Membrane: And THAT is all about inertia...SCIENCE!

Rebecca: *asleep* Hmm...what? *snaps up* I WASN'T DREAMING ABOUT ZIM! O/O

Everyone: O.e'

Membrane: Oh yes, the goggles. *takes off goggles*

Everyone: O.O ...

Rebecca: O.o ...who knew he had sexy anime eyes...

Membrane: *chuckles*

Host-Lady: Your name is Rebecca right? Right. I want you to go convince Johnny to help me slaughter the Taco Bell people. They keep screwing up my order. HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE 2 BURRITO'S WITH ONLY BEANS, MEAT AND CHEESE? HUH? HUH? GO GEDDIM. I have the machete's and knives and twine if he want's to use my devices of murder. *creepy insane grin* I'll then buy a Cherry Brain Freezy for him and I will execute the forever probing tentacle that appears out of his floorboard randomly.

Rebecca: I have a feeling I won't need to convince him...

Nny: UGH, I KNOW! Those basturds! *stomps off*

Rebecca: Didn't think so. XD

CAN I DO 1 MORE!

Happy Noodle Boy *holy crap holy crap I'm gonna talk to noodle boy!*: Easter Eggs are not made for detergant-enfilling goodness! DAMN THE ICE-CREAM IS NICE! GASOLINE DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BLADDER-WASTE OF FOREVER IMENDING POPEYE'S CHICKEN! I BLUSH SOMETIMES WHEN THINKING TO HARD! MOO COW GO MOO! SQUEEK! I'MA GOLDFISH! Just tell me WHERE did you place the Lucky Charms? WHERE?

Okay. I'm gone. My victims are begging for food. They must feed…..NOOOOOW!

Happy Noodle Boy: I DON'T HAVE THE DAMN MEASLE INFECTED CHINESE FOOD! WHERE'S A LAUNDRY COW? THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Rebecca: I know it's a lie! IT'S HORRIBLE! *bursts into tears*

GIR: No cake? *also cries*

Rebecca: Well anyway...last is invaderzim2361

Hey this like both a dare and truth

I want Zim to remember the truth about the invader thing

(Basically remember that he's not an invader and the whole irk hate you crap)

Rebecca: YAY! *smacks him with the Flyswatter of Truth*

Zim: *mauls the Tallests*

Rebecca: ^^

And i hate the tallest it the fanfiction and the trial episode i read it so the tallest all the invader Zim pairing video

-And Rebecca this is your chose you can still Zim and dib to watch the videos with the tallest if you want HERES A COOKIE!

Rebecca: I CHOOSE DIB! XD

ThatPieYouAteLastNight: *hisses*

Rebecca: I mean I choose no one! XD *revives the Tallests and shoves them in a room*

Many hours later. XP

The Tallests: *flop out of the room*O.e Humans have horribly disgusting imaginations...

Rebecca: *still noming cookie* Don't we? XP

GIR: BECKY, SHE MADE MOAR!

Rebecca: OMG NEW CHAPTER! *runs off with GIR*

Everyone: ._.'

Like I said, I'll be gone for about 1 week...3 times during the summer. XD So you might want to watch the story or something. XP

Hope you enjoyed, READ REVIEW REJOICE! X3