AN: On the off chance that anyone found out about the pen, I bet they never let him forget it. I wouldn't.
Women are emotional. They just are. It's not their fault, exactly, but they are. Threaten a random two year-old and they crumble into little pieces.
He likes to look at things through a logical viewpoint. It's not his kid. Even if it were, crying wouldn't help.
He used to use this to win arguments with Jill. Unfortunately, The Pen Incident has ruined that completely. It doesn't matter how logical his argument is-she just shuts him down with a simple, "Who got stabbed in the throat with a pen?"
And he has nothing to say to that. Nothing. It's true. He threw a fit and got stabbed in the throat with a goddamn pen. The first thing she said when she found out was, "The pen really is mightier than the sword."
He would have given her a nice purple necklace if he hadn't been confined to a hospital bed.
All the same, it does rather prove his point. Emotions get you stabbed.
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