PREVIOUSLY ON THE LAST CHAPTER…
"Chara!" Eren screamed. "Do me like Armin did my mom!"
Armin blushed. "Did you have to say that out loud?"
"No way in Hell!" Chara screamed at Eren. "Besides, you're way too big right now!"
"Well then you're coming with me!" Eren declared. He suddenly picked Chara up. Everyone gasped and all that.
"Release me you overrated anime protagonist!" Chara screamed.
But of course Eren ignored them and ran away, carrying them. Chara cried out for help. They would rather die than be in this situation.
AND NOW…
THE INTRO!
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TITANS
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EVERYONE'S DEAD
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THE END
Chara began cursing in a multitude of different languages. If I were to write much of what they said here in English, I'd be banned from this website. As much as I bet you would like to see that happen, I have ten kids to feed and writing fanfiction is my only euphoria thank you very much-
"WHY ARE YOU KIDNAPPING ME YOU OVERGROWN LITTLE-" Chara asked, their last few words being censored.
"Because I loooooveeeee you!" Eren told Chara. "And I want to make babies!"
"The only thing you're going to make is PAIN!" Chara yelled, bringing out their knife. They cut Eren's hand. He yelped and released them. Chara scaled down his titan body using his knife.
"You're a Titan too," they said. "So I can finally freaking kill you without having to reset!"
"BUT I LOVE YOU!" Eren cried.
"I DON'T CARE! I HATE YOU!" Chara screamed. "WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT YOU *FLIPPING DINGUS?!"
*Please note: they said something much more offensive here, but I think you know why I removed it
Eren sobbed. Chara sighed.
"You know what?" they said. "Just give me some chocolate, and I will spare your life."
"Really?" Eren asked, his creepy Titan eyes lighting up.
"Yep," Chara said. "I'm not even feeling nice, and there you go. Practically a 'get out of jail free' card."
"Okay!" Eren screamed, grinning creepily. "But will you love me if I give you chocolate?"
"No, but I will tolerate your existence," Chara said. They scowled. "Don't translate that as 'friendship'. It's not even close to that."
"What about if I give you chocolate, Nutella, and my mom's special chocolate donuts that people literally die for?"
"Hmm… I will tolerate your existence in a more… positive way."
"What about if I give you all the above and every other chocolate I can find?"
Chara smiled. "Then you can be my slave."
Chara and Eren (he was human again) returned back to wherever, where everyone was doing normal stuff like fighting Titans, or complaining about life.
"Hey, you're back," Mikasa said. "So you missed some political stuff."
"Thank the chocolate gods," Chara sighed, in relief.
"But now everyone wants Eren to seal a hole." Armin added, crawling out of a bush.
"What were you doing in there?" Chara asked him.
Armin blushed. "Nothing!"
Everyone immediately went all suspicious.
"Anywayyyy," said Mikasa. "Eren, you need to seal a hole."
"YES!" the government agreed, popping out of nowhere. "SEAL A HOLE IN THE WALL SO THOSE DARN TITANS CAN'T GET IN!"
"How will I do that?" Eren asked.
"BY PUTTING A ROCK IN IT, DUH!" the government replied.
"Where will I find a rock?" Eren asked.
Suddenly, Dwayne Johnson appeared!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" everyone said.
Two minutes later
"Here you go," said one of the government guys, pointing at a huge boulder. "Carry that big boy into the hole."
"First of all, that's a boulder, not a rock," Eren said. "Secondly, it's a female."
No one responded to that.
"Why can we not just explode all the Titans?" Chara asked. "I mean, well, I could kill them, with my defined skills as a martial artist."
"Nah, I like sexy girl rocks." the government guy said.
Chara face-palmed.
"Okayyyyy," Eren said. "I suppose I can do that. Not like I've got anything better to do. Aside from making out with my beloved here." He tried to kiss Chara.
"We are not in a relationship!" they pushed him away angrily. "You just do whatever I want, okay?"
Eren sighed, tears in his eyes. "Of course. Anything for you, my beloved flame of mega sexiness."
Chara rolled their eyes. "Just put the rock in the hole or whatever."
"Okay!" Eren yelled. He suddenly turned into a Titan.
"NOT NOW YOU IMBECILE!" Chara snapped. "I MEANT NEXT CHAPTER!"
"This is why we should've killed him," someone muttered. Chara had to agree.
Eren turned back into a human. He stared lovingly at Chara, who just gave him the finger.
"You deserve better," Mikasa said.
"Me?" Eren asked.
"No, Chara."
"Quite…" Chara sighed. Eren pouted.
Awkward….
"Just finish the chapter already." Chara groaned.
The end
