Prompt 17—Younger
Rated-K
Who's in Charge?
By Kaze and Kiba
Summary—Sasuke's on a mission.
A/N-Ninja are sneaky by nature. ~K&K
"You're only captain for this mission because you're older than me, Sakura."
"My skills are just as good as yours."
"Tch." He scoffed. "Keep telling yourself that."
"Aww, Sasuke-kun, don't be that way." She squeezed his arm affectionately.
"Hn."
"Suit yourself." Sakura shrugged. "I have to sign off on a few things at the hospital. Naruto said he wants to see you in his office. Meet me at the gate in an hour."
"Yo, Teme."
"Dobe."
"That's Hokage-sama to you." Naruto pointed to his tri-cornered hat, lying on his desk.
"You'll have my respect when you start giving me respect."
"Of course I respect you."
Sasuke frowned. "You let Sakura take the lead—again."
"She has a higher rank. Plus she's older, baby-chan."
"It's more dangerous for her, too," Sasuke scowled.
"All right—I get what you're saying, but if I make you captain, Sakura's gonna think I'm playing favorites. Then she'll be mad at you and me."
"I don't care. She'll get over it."
"Why don't you just knock her up? Then she won't be able to go out on any missions and she'll have to stay here, safe in the village."
"If she heard you say that she'd knock your head off."
"How about if I make it your official mission, eh?" Naruto picked up his Hokage hat and plopped it on his head. "Uchiha Sasuke, I hereby order you to get busy and revive your clan."
Sasuke scoffed.
"S-class mission." He grinned and nudged his best friend. "The S is for sex."
"You are an imbecile."
"Hokage-sama." Naruto slapped him on the back. "Now get out there and make some babies."
Sasuke was waiting at the gates when his pink-haired captain finally showed up.
"You're late."
"Sorry, there was this little lost puppy and—"
"Save it," he growled. That was one habit she picked up from their former sensei that he loathed.
She laughed. "Sorry, Sasuke-kun." Sakura kissed his cheek.
"Hn."
"Are you ready to go?" she asked, belting on her med pack.
"I've been waiting for you, captain."
"Are you still mad about that? Listen, why don't you take on a few extra missions? Then, Naruto's bound to make you a captain, too."
"Well," he said, considering, as he looked into her amazing green eyes, "the dobe did give me an undercover, S-class mission to work on."
"That's wonderful! Just promise me that you won't take any unnecessary risks with your life. I want you to be successful, too."
"Oh, I will be,'' he assured her with a devilish smirk.
~The End~
