I've always wondered about this…
"Hermione!", I yelled in faux-anger. "Didn't you demand your rights?"
"About what?", she asked, clueless.
"YOUR TEETH!", I yelled.
All of the sane people in the Gryffindor tower turned to stare at me.
"What do you mean?", she asked.
"Your parents are dentist, yet your teeth are—", I made walrus teeth signs with my fingers.
"GAH!", Hermione stood up.
"Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask you—do you like carrots?"
"ALICE!"
