I've always wondered about this…

"Hermione!", I yelled in faux-anger. "Didn't you demand your rights?"

"About what?", she asked, clueless.

"YOUR TEETH!", I yelled.

All of the sane people in the Gryffindor tower turned to stare at me.

"What do you mean?", she asked.

"Your parents are dentist, yet your teeth are—", I made walrus teeth signs with my fingers.

"GAH!", Hermione stood up.

"Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask you—do you like carrots?"

"ALICE!"