Chapter 12- The biggest lie of all times- HHH

"There were at least ten of them from what I saw," Taker explained. "They came at every which way… I got to say, be thankful it was just the cow!"

Vince stood before the empty stall of his beloved… well… once beloved cow. He looked so upset and dismayed he couldn't bring himself to words. "But… my cow?" he asked. "It was a blue blood you know that? A three-time blue ribbon winner! How could they reduce a six hundred pound cow to ash!"

Oh this was working out too good! We took some of the ashes from Taker's little blow up at the vampires and placed it in the stall, for extra affect we placed the blue ribbon and bell in there to make the story all the more convincing. "If we could have saved it… we would have tried. But Matt saw the whole thing too, we're just lucky to be alive" I explained gently to my father in law.

Vince let out a deep sigh. "I suppose you are right, it's not like it was the only blue ribbon cow!" he said.

"That's the spirit" Taker grinned as he patted McMahon on the back. "There's always more"

"If you don't mine… I wish to be alone with Steve"

"Sure, not a problem" I said and brought Taker down the hall, he turned to me oddly with a puzzled look. "What?"

"He named it Steve?"

I rolled my eyes. "Just because he is my father in law… doesn't make me aware of why he does things like this! Anyway… now what are we going to do about Kane?" I whispered.

He was lying in my locker room, still in his dragon form… Taker broke the news to him as to why he felt so bloated and full. Kane in all honesty wasn't too surprised. "Dragon instinct, what can you do?" he asked. We went to see him as he lay about on the ground lazily. "So, what did Vince say?" he asked.

"He brought it, and wished to be alone with what 'remained of Steve'" Taker explained with his quote marks.

Kane looked to him oddly. "Steve?" he asked.

"Don't ask" was our reply.

Kane sat himself up as he stared down at his full gut. "So… I cannot let him see me like this… second… what the hell are we going to say to Vince? I can't wrestle like this, let alone be seen. He needs a reason why I am off the road!"

Taker grinned. "Kane… You just ate at Taco Bell, and got sick," he said.

"No I… OH! I see, good one!"

"Well that's solved, my ass is out of the fire, and you two don't have to worry about vampires again and on top of all that. You're permanent Dragons… And yet, we see to all be at ease with this" I spoke aloud.

"Beat being dead or a vampire" Taker snapped back.

"Yeah… Well, I don't know about you. But I got a wife to explain this all too… and I have no idea how she's going to react…" Kane sighed aloud.

"Oh not to worry, I gave her the whole deal and sent her pictures on Matt's computer while you were sleeping. She's coming to pick you up" I replied

"WHAT!" Kane demanded.

He tried to sit up with all his might, just as Matt walked in with Kane's wife. Melissa stared at him for the longest time, not really all that surprised. Her eyes turned to Taker. "How come this didn't happen to you?" she demanded.

Taker scratched under his chin. "Well… to begin with, there was only one cow…." Taker began to explain.

"It's not his fault I am like this… You're… not shocked…" Kane muttered to his wife.

She crossed her arms and smiled. "You were a vampire for goodness sake! You think this would be more startling than that! Well at least he's not stuck like this."

"Just until the cow digests" I whispered to her.

Melissa went to his side and embraced him, he was rather stunned to see her so at ease with this transformation, Kane although felt there was a hidden reason to this. "Is there something you're not telling me?" he asked of her.

She grinned. "Well… I did splurge on a new van…"

"I think the van will be handy, beats riding in the back of a pickup truck," Taker laughed aloud.

Kane growled at him. "I am not so sure about you in scales though… don't scaly things creep you out?" She asked.

"Not anymore" Kane laughed aloud.

The End

(Who knows, I may make another story of this after… but let's wait and see, shall we?)