Arianna's POV
Man...Where am I? It looks so different...It's like a gothic Oz or something...oh yea...I guess I'm asleep. I looked up. What the fuck? SWEET NIBLETS! FLYING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWHICHES!! I'M IN HEAVEN!!! I jumped up frantically.
"I'd stop that if I were you..." A purring melodic voice came from behind me. I turned around to see a beatuiful creature, the wind blowing her creamy white fur everywhere, her blue eyes sparkling in the sudden moonlight. She was a gorgeous being. MY gorgeous being!
"KITSUNE-CHAN!!!" I sauntered drunkenly over to her and gave her a big hug. She sighed.
"What's over there?" She threw her head to the left. I looked too. The hellz?
"Oh...That's a Pokemon..." I staggered to a cardboard peice of Blooreguard Q. Kazoo. "Pikachu I Choose You! Hahaha.." I smacked the back of it and the board fell over. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
"Are you quite finished?" Kitsune asked.
"Not quite...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...ooo...No..." I took a deep breath. "NOW...I'm done..."
Kitsune sighed. I Naruto Grinned.
When I looked down, I saw I was standing on a road. A brick road. A purple brick road. A got a scary smile on my face. I started skipping.
"Follow the purple brick road! Follow the purple brick road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the purple brick road!"
I skipped for a few minutes simging the song, seeming never to run out of breath until...
"Kitsune-chan! I see a panda!" I said to my demon who had just walked while I skipped.
'What is she doing?' The fox sighed.
"PANDA-CHAN!!!!!!" I screamed, glomping the bear.
"THE FIZZ?!" The panda turned around, but did not appear to be a panda at all, because it was not a panda, it was Gaara. Gaara in a panda suit. Eating bamboo.
"Hellos Arianna-chan!!" Naruto walked up behind her, scaring the shit out of her in the process.
"AHHHHH!!!"
"I has a present!" He flashed his signature grin.
"Wha-" Arianna screamed inwardly. Uzumaki Naruto just pushed his lips forcefully onto hers
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"Good god..." I sat up in a bed that was not mine. Crystal's, actually. "Why the hell was I dreaming this shit...why NARUTO?" I rubbed my temples, as If to clear my head. I curled up under the covers and drifted back to sleep, not caring about the date or time of day.
