Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! BACK BY POPULAR NEGLIGENCE, IT'S THE ONE, THE ONLY, HORRIFIIIIIIIIIIC ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Amaxing don't own One Piece, yo)

Cut twelve: In one piece

Parody of: Take me out, by Franz Ferdinand

Zoro:

You think you're stronger
Just wait 'till we're wailing on you
I'm just a demon
When I'm a sword away from you
And if we fight here
I'll leave you broken, shattered, and I,
I'm just a demon
Mess with my friends, then you will die

All: (IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

Zoro: I know you won't be leaving here in one piece.

(Audience cheers, TEMPO CHANGE)

I say… stay away
From them, or you'll pay
I say... I'll take you out

I say move on your way
It's just not your day
I say... I'll take you out

You say I should die
Don't make me make you cry
I say... I'll take you out

Stay back, or you'll die

You'll lose, that's no lie
I'll get you… I'll take you out

I know you won't be leaving here (one piece)
I know you won't be leaving here (one piece)

I know you won't be leaving here

I know you won't be leaving here… in one piece.

I say… stay away
From them, or you'll pay
I say... I'll take you out

You say I should die
Don't make me make you cry
I say... I'll take you out

Go on, your just a fly
Swat you, If you try

Go on.………..

I'll take you out

I know you won't be leaving here (one piece)
I know you won't be leaving here (one piece)

I know you won't be leaving here

I know you won't be leaving here… in one piece.

Audience cheers, woohoo!!!

Sanji: THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!

"Wow" said Franky "They've been really packing the seats ever since FUNimation changed our voices!"

Usopp: I know! It's like I'm a new man!

Brook: Or a new WOMAN in your case. YO HOHO!!

(Everyone stares)

Zoro: Y'know, that one was actually funny.

Sanji: It's a miracle.

And now for an important announcement.

(Corny public service announcement music begins)

Chopper: Hello everyone. Today we'd like to address a disease that's running rampant throughout fanfiction sites the world over.

Robin: We call it "Review Apathy Syndrome"

Nami: Subject suffering from R.A.S. often experience no compulsion whatsoever to review a fic, even if it is absolutely lousy or really good.

Luffy: You see, It works like this. No reviews means no money. No money means no chalupas. No chalupas means no inspiration, and no inspiration means no awesome fan fics.

Robin: Or really bad fan fics, depending on your point of view.

Amaxing: I HEARD THAT!

Chopper: Luckily, the easiest way to relieve R.A.S. is to simply write a review. Go ahead, we don't mind if you use us to heal yourselves.

Nami: We'll all feel better in the end.

(Corny music ends)

Robin: Alright, we did it, happy now you crybaby?

Amaxing: Yes. Yes, actually, I am.