Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! BACK BY POPULAR NEGLIGENCE, IT'S THE ONE, THE ONLY, HORRIFIIIIIIIIIIC ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Amaxing don't own One Piece, yo)
Cut twelve: In one piece
Parody of: Take me out, by Franz Ferdinand
Zoro:
You think you're stronger
Just wait 'till
we're wailing on you
I'm just a demon
When I'm a sword
away from you
And if we fight here
I'll leave you broken,
shattered, and I,
I'm just a demon
Mess with my friends, then
you will die
All: (IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)
Zoro: I know you won't be leaving here in one piece.
(Audience cheers, TEMPO CHANGE)
I say… stay away
From them, or you'll
pay
I say... I'll take you out
I say move on your
way
It's just not your day
I say... I'll take you out
You
say I should die
Don't make me make you cry
I say... I'll
take you out
Stay back, or you'll die
You'll lose, that's no lie
I'll get you…
I'll take you out
I know you won't be leaving here (one
piece)
I know you won't be leaving here (one piece)
I know you won't be leaving here
I know you won't be leaving here… in one piece.
I say… stay away
From them, or you'll
pay
I say... I'll take you out
You say I should
die
Don't make me make you cry
I say... I'll take you
out
Go on, your just a fly
Swat you, If you try
Go on.………..
I'll take you out
I know you won't be leaving here (one
piece)
I know you won't be leaving here (one piece)
I know you won't be leaving here
I know you won't be leaving here… in one piece.
Audience cheers, woohoo!!!
Sanji: THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!
"Wow" said Franky "They've been really packing the seats ever since FUNimation changed our voices!"
Usopp: I know! It's like I'm a new man!
Brook: Or a new WOMAN in your case. YO HOHO!!
(Everyone stares)
Zoro: Y'know, that one was actually funny.
Sanji: It's a miracle.
And now for an important announcement.
(Corny public service announcement music begins)
Chopper: Hello everyone. Today we'd like to address a disease that's running rampant throughout fanfiction sites the world over.
Robin: We call it "Review Apathy Syndrome"
Nami: Subject suffering from R.A.S. often experience no compulsion whatsoever to review a fic, even if it is absolutely lousy or really good.
Luffy: You see, It works like this. No reviews means no money. No money means no chalupas. No chalupas means no inspiration, and no inspiration means no awesome fan fics.
Robin: Or really bad fan fics, depending on your point of view.
Amaxing: I HEARD THAT!
Chopper: Luckily, the easiest way to relieve R.A.S. is to simply write a review. Go ahead, we don't mind if you use us to heal yourselves.
Nami: We'll all feel better in the end.
(Corny music ends)
Robin: Alright, we did it, happy now you crybaby?
Amaxing: Yes. Yes, actually, I am.
