Chapter Twelve
"Dammit, I am such an idiot...Dammit!!" Lee continued to punch the rock it broke underneath his hands. "Why?! Why is it that when I finally get something I love, it is taken from me!! Why does God hate me so much more than everyone else?!" TenTen just listened to him yelling into open air. She had already tried to reason with him, but he never seemed to hear her. "What the hell did I do to deserve this? Am I just a punching bag for everyone? I do not know what to do!!" He kept berating himself until he just broke down and sat on the ground, staring at the necklace silently.
TenTen couldn't take it anymore. "Lee, it's not your fault--" "TenTen, I thought I told you to leave--" "I'm not moving from this spot, dammit!! You have to get it through your thick head that she's not going to die, and that it wasn't your fault!! She gave you the necklace, and you didn't know how to use it, which is what lead to what happened." "So it is my fault," Lee said without emotion. TenTen sighed and sat next to Lee. "Lee, answer me truthfully: Do you love Kenisha?" He nodded. "If you love her, you should tell her, now, before you never get to again, okay? If she's anything like I know she is (Katie: Even I didn't get that sentence. Me: 'Cause you never understand emotion.) she'll understand. 'Cause truth is, she loves you to. Just never gets around to say it. So do it, before she has to strain herself to." Lee stood up. "You are right, TenTen. I should tell her how I feel. Thank you." "Don't thank me, thank my womanly intuition. And by the way, you owe me." "I know." He ran to the hospital and TenTen smiled and followed.
"Emily, stop pacing, you'll ruin their floor." "I don't give a shit!! Kenisha-chan is in that room!" She pointed at the red light that meant "Surgery in Progress". "I know she's in there, but you've got to calm down and wait--" The light flashed green and Emily ran into the door. "I did say wait," Katie said as Emily ran in. There Kenisha lay, in a white ed, and smiled at them weakly. "Hey guys, what's up?" Emily rushed toward Kenisha and glomped her. "Oww!!" "Sorry. How are you feeling, Nisha-chan?" "Only my mom is allowed to call me that," Kenisha said with a touch of anger in her voice. "Whatever." Temari entered the room. "Shikamaru and his lazy as self is sleeping on that couch in the wait--" She stopped dead when she saw Kenisha. "Who are you?" Kenisha asked. "Temari? Are you going to answer?" Katie asked her in a 'I'm asking you a question you'd better answer' tone.
Katie turned to Temari, who was looking from Kenisha to herself. " How are you feeling right now?" Temari managed to say. "I asked first!!" "I feel fine, just unable to leave this bed and have a broken arm among bruises and my hair got burned; its five inches shorter now. Other than that, I'm just peachy." Temari laughed. "I see why you called her the wild one, Emily." When Kenisha stared at her, Temari held out a hand. "Temari of the Sand, nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you from your cousins, though I'd much rather learn for myself." Kenisha smirked and shook her hand. "You're really eager about me, aren't you? Well, anything they said is probably the truth, unless there's something you two want to say." Her eyes bore into the twins like daggers. "It's nothing bad: we just told her about your little problem with water--"
"That's it!! As soon as I get out of here, I'm drowning you in your kitchen sink!!" "Oh yeah: try it!!" "I do not think that is a wise decision." Lee entered the room with Neji and TenTen, the necklace in his hand. "Ooooo...I sense the need to leave," Temari said while going out the door, dragging the sleeping Shikamaru with her. "What are you doing here, dumbass?" "Emily!!" Kenisha got real mad. "Shut the f--k up and let him talk!!" Emily backed away. The group "Damnn..." was heard. "Kenisha-chan, I am really sorry for what I did to you. All I seem to be doing is hurting you. Inside and out." Kenisha blushed. Katie smirked. "Cough it up, Emily." Emily handed Katie 300 yen. "You play a fine game." "As do you, Katie-chan." "Shut up over there," TenTen hissed.
Lee continued. "I want to stop hurting you, because you have suffered enough, even more than I. I have been trying to figure something out as well. Why did I care so much about you, someone that I had met by chance, someone who got hurt on a regular basis?" Kenisha turned away. 'I know where this is going...' "You can't return the feelings I have for you, correct?" The group gasped, and TenTen choked on her popcorn. (Me: Where the hell did you get popcorn? TenTen: I have summoning scrolls for food too.) "What," she exclaimed when Neji performed the Heimlech (Me?).
Lee sat down on Kenisha's bed and placed the necklace next to her. "Kenisha, look at me." She did so reluctantly; she didn't want to see his eyes. "Kenisha, what I feel for you is quite the opposite." He held her chin up to his. Kenisha's eyes widened. "What would that be," Kenisha whispered. "Kenisha-chan, I would do anything for you. I want to be with you every step of the way. I want to stand with you on the Hokage Monument, looking out to the sunset with you. I want to bathe with you in the crystal sea. I want you to be the one lying next to me when I sleep. Kenisha-chan, I love you." Kenisha's eyes watered. "Lee-kun!!" She kissed him and he kissed back, wrapping her arms around his neck and Lee wrapping his arms around her waist. He gently pushed her back onto the bed and they kissed there, though more heated. Kenisha was moving her fingers through his hair and down his back while Lee's hands crept up her back and couarsed through her hair...
"Kenisha Daibakufu Kimochi, you are 14 f--king years old!! (Me: Yeah, got it confused in the first chapter) Get your ass out of that bed with him!!" They pulled apart and took deep breaths. "I am now blinded beyond repair. Someone get my glasses," Katie said. "Jesus Christ, Kenisha, if hadn't stopped you, I'd have new cousins in 9 months! What the hell were you thinking about?" "Lee-kun, why?" Kenisha was not fazed by her cousin. "That's dangerous, Kenisha-chan! At least wait until you're Temari's age--" "How old is she?" "17. Wait 'til you're 17 to do that--" "From the looks you're giving me, I'm guessing that Temari had did that with Shikamaru before 17."
Emily pouted and turned away. "I rest my case." Temari came in, red in the face. "I have only one thing to say: It was Shikamaru who took me to that bar. Oh and nice job, you two." She winked and walked out to get Shikamaru. Kenisha blushed furiously and hid underneath her sheets; Lee fell over the other side of the bed and scrambled back up and hid under the covers with Kenisha. "Damn, that's sad. Don't do anything I wouldn't do under there," Temari called. "You do a lot under the covers though, Temari," Shikamaru said, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Shut up and go back to sleep, you lazy ass!!" "Take your bickering outside," TenTen commanded and they did so, yelling at eachother down hallway. She turned to the lumps that were Kenisha and Lee and threw a kunai at them. "AAAHHHH!!! What the hell," they both yelled and fell out of the bed and crawled to the other wall. "That's better," TenTen said, "Now you can't do anything. We're going to Konoha; no one can't heal a broken arm like Lady Tsunade." "Fine, let's go. I don't want to fight you," Kenisha said in a defeated tne. "Don't worry. As soon as you're back to perfect health I'll let you and Lee spend time in my house alone: as long as you keep it clean and don't got to 3rd base. You got it?" "Yes mommy," Kenisha said in a mocking tone.
"I see that some new love has surfaced during this mission." "Don't remind me," Emily said as Kenisha hid in Lee's chest. "Ken-chan, for the last time, get the f-k out of his chest before I force you!!" "Hell NO!" "That's it!!" Emily pulled on Kenisha's ponytail (Me: Which is still pretty long even after Hermione burned off 5 inches!! Hermione: I said i was sorry after the chapter was over! That won't replace the years you've cut off, all the memories. Emily: I bet they were extensions. Me: They're not! Grrr...) and Kenisha fell to the floor. "Damn you, Emily-chan." "That's better," Tsuande said, clearing her throat, "Now we can discuss things. Since this is your first successful mission as a kunoichi of the Leaf, I can give you your rank: Chunin. Carry it with pride and don't shirk the benifits. You may frolic back to your lives now." "Yes, Tsunade-sama," Lee said, bowing.
5 minutes later
"Thank you Jesus; she didn't kill me!!" "Why? Was she supposed to?" "YES!! And she didn't, so that means I'm awesome!!" "Or just delusional," TenTen said under her breath. The girls had went out to find Temari, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata. It was just that the four seemed to find them instead. "TenTen, over here!!" TenTen ran to Ino, who was about to pull a Mind Body Switch jutsu until Hinata hugged TenTen. "TenTen-chan! You're okay, and Neji-san is too!!" Hinata's stuttering had long since left her, but came back as soon as Neji or Naruto came into the picture. "Hinata...you're crushing my lungs..." Hinata let go of her and TenTen caught her breath. "So, Hinata, how's Naruto doing," Ino asked, knowing what was going to happen. 'Thud' Hinata fainted onto the pillow Sakura slipped under her head. "Nice Ino. Okay, now we can talk. What happened in the Land of Waves: Tsunade-sama didn't tell me anything." TenTen held her head up, "I'm not telling you. That's between Kenisha, Neji, Lee, and I. Not for you to know." She turned and began to leave until a hand grabbed her ankle. "I know already, so there's no need to keep it from us," Hinata said, getting up. " 'sigh' Let me guess: Neji told you, directly disobeying my orders and you heard everything about what happened, including the personal informnation. And now you're going to make me tell."
Hinata nodded slowly. "Fine, but it's gonna be in flashback form (Me: You can skip this if you want, it's just everything I wrote in the last chapter.)
Battle on the Bridge
"Why on the bridge? The village is over here!" Kenisha pointed back at the village gates. "Because we were told to guard the village: that means being in there isn't an option; it won't be protected from danger that way," Neji said coldly. "Is Ice-man angry," TenTen said in a baby sing-song voice, pinching Neji's cheek. He gave her a death glare, but TenTen didn't seem to notice. "Is big, bad, Neji Hyuga angry at a fourteen year old asking a question? Awww, that's to bad." She walked further down the bridge, leaving Neji steaming and rubbing his cheek. Meanwhile, Kenisha and Lee were laughing there asses off.
"God, TenTen, you have to teach me how to do that!!" Kenisha wiped a tear from her eye and looked at Lee, who smiled. Her expression changed entirely, like this: Lee did not back away, but went up to Kenisha and held her wrist tightly. "You have the nerve to be mad at me after all that has happened?! First you slap me, you drag me on the ground, then you get TenTen to pin me to a tree with her crossbow!! And for Youth's sake, you will not even talk to me afterward!! Do you not think I have suffered enough?" He let go of her and turned around with his head down. All eyes were on Kenisha, and she shrugged. 'Ah great, it's the "You'd better do something about this or I'll kill you," stare. Well, I guess I should go talk to him...damn.' She slowly walked over to Lee but was intterupted by a puff of smoke. "Nice to see you again, Kenisha-chibi." 'That voice!' Kenisha's head snapped around at the source of the voice. Her eyes widened.
"Hermione-chan!!" Hermione smiled and Neji gave her a look. "Who's the man with you?" Itachi came out of the smoke and everyone gasped. "Hermione-san and I have orders to take this village. Eliminating the enemy will be necessary. All except you, Kenisha Kimochi. You're special. But the boss is never against capturing someone that can't move." Hermione cracked her knuckles.
"So, Itachi-kun, who should we knock out first: the ugly tree, the panda girl, or the sexually confused freak?" 'Oh shit: major problem now,' Kenisha thought. "Ugly tree? I am taking you to hell and back!" "Panda girl? It's on now, bitch!!" "Sexually confused freak? Who the hell do you think you are?!!" Kenisha held her arms out, stopping them from charging. "This isn't you, Hermione!! You love everything, you're the present generation wind user of the Kimochi clan!! Who did this to you?!" "No one did this to her," Itachi said. "She changed of her own free will. There's nothing you can do about it." He laughed evily. "You--you.." Kenisha was shaking her fists at him. Then she got an idea. "Hey guys...I'm going to let you get Itachi, but keep off Hermione. She's mine."
"Awesome!" "Yosh!!" "Time to end this!!" "Ready? Let's kick some ass!!" The four of them charged at Hermione and Itachi. "Sharingan!!" "Wind Style: Hurricane of Needles!!" Hermione and Itachi did the same jutsu and knocked their attackers backward. But not without slicing them with tiny pricks to their muscles. "Damn, she's powerful," Neji yelled as he regained his footing. "Byakugan!!" He charged at Itachi and yelled," Eight Trigrams: Sixty-Four Palms!!" He aimed at Itachi's heart (Emily: Does he have a heart? Katie: He has to have one to live. TenTen: She doesn't mean it like that! Like emotionally.. Katie: Oh, then no.) and blocked his Chakra points. That is what it appeared to be until he dissappeared. "A shadow clone? Damn!"
Meanwhile, TenTen was fighting the real Itachi. "Dragon's Barrage!!" She raised her gigantic scroll over her head and threw it up in the air. She jumped through it and sent a flurry of weapons forward. Then she spun faster than the speed of sound and moved toward Itachi. He couldn't block all of them: a mace hit his right shoulder and a couple scythes hit his legs. 'Goosh' (Me: Told you I like creating words!) Blood went everywhere. "Yeah, you kick his ass, TenTen!!" Kenisha yelled over Hermione's jutsu. "Will do!!" Kenisha turned back to Hermione, who was charging at her with a kunai. Kenisha smirked. "Water Style: Tears of Atlantis!!" Clouds hovered over the already misty landscape and needle-like rain poured from their depths. She then dissappeared from sight amongst the rain.
Hermione's eyes widened. 'She perfected the jutsu?! 'deep breath' It's okay, calm down. Kenisha-chan isn't enough to beat you. Not here.' Hermione smirked at the air, not knowing where Kenisha was at that moment. "Nice rain. Sadly, all I have to do is dispell the clouds and poof: bye-bye jutsu," Hermione said, hoping that Kenisha gave in to her bluff. She didn't. "You like the rain, Hermione-chan? 'Cause you're going to get aquainted real fast: you can't dispell this jutsu. The water in the clouds is infused with my Chakra, thus making the clouds impossible to dispell. I have to end the jutsu or use a more powerful jutsu to make the rain go away. You feel like singing?" Hermione looked around frantically for the source of Kenisha's voice, but it seemed to be coming from everywhere.
"Do you understand what I've just witnessed," Katie asked Emily. "I didn't understand that sentence," Emily replied. Katie sighed heavily. "Nevermind; let's go!" Katie tried to grab Emily's hand, but Emily shook it away. "I can kick peoples' asses on my own: I don't need anyone leading me into battle!! I should be leading you!" She grabbed Katie's hand and threw her toward Temari, who caught her just in time. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL??!! She could've hit my fan and bye-bye twin!! You dumbass!!" Emily got mad. "You make me--urgghh, urggh--Fire Style: Scorching Ring Prison!!" Her justu missed and hit Itachi square on. A ring of fire erupted around him. Katie gave Temari a high-five. "Told you getting her pissed would work."
"Shikamaru, can you help--SHIKAMARU!!!" He was asleep standing up. She slapped him and he woke up, startled. "Are the deer on fire?!" "NO!! Damn, and you call yourself a genius. Capture Itachi for me." Shikamaru muttered something that sounded like:" Damn troublesome woman. What a drag..". He put his hands in front of his face so she couldn't hear, but Temari heard anyway. A split second later, Shikamaru was rubbing his head from Temari's smack to it. "Fine, damn...Shadow Bind Technique!" He captured the unsuspecting Itachi in a shadow, but was having a hard time keeping hold of him. "Hurry up!!" "In that case: Wind Style: Severing Pressure!!" Temari swung her fan and caught Itachi in a whirlwind, slicing him repeatedly.
Up in the air, Deidara got freaked out. "WHAT THE HELL ARE FREAKIN' WEAPONS FLYING AT ME FOR?!!!!" He tried to maneuver away from them, but by that time, TenTen was at the same altitude he was and aiming all her attacks at him. "You ever encountered a weapons specialist before? If not, here's a taste: Heavenly Dragon's Barrage!!" She spun towards Diedara and sent spiked bombs flying at him. They all exploded in front of him, and Deidara's eyes watered. "That was beautiful!! Who knew that weapons specialists could create such exceptional art!!" He wiped his eyes and put a hand in his pouch again, this time creating little birds. They all flew around TenTen's spinning scroll of death (Me: It was my idea to call it that!! Katie: Everything in this fanfiction is your idea. Get on with it!) and exploded with a "Katsu!". The weapons she threw absorbed some of the blow but TenTen couldn't withstand the extreme friction of the bombs and her weapons and plummeted to the ground.
"TENTEN!!!" Neji ran across the bridge to see TenTen land in a boat outside the bridge. (Emily: Ssssss...ow. That's gotta hurt.) "TenTen!" Neji jumped into the boat, rocking it a little, and shook TenTen. She stirred and grabbed her right arm. "Damn him, I won't be able to use my arm for a while." "Why? What's wrong with it?" TenTen slapped him. "You idiot; you've got to stop worrying about me at one point in your life. Besides, it's just broken and bruised--You okay?" Neji had turned away from TenTen and something was glistening down his cheek. "Neji, are you crying?" He turned around and faced her. "I'm not crying!! These tears are of joy! You're not dead and thats all I care about!!" TenTen blinked. "Aww, thats sweet. But you were crying over me." "NO I WASN'T!!!"
Lee was trying to get at Deidara. "There's no way your puny Taijutsu can get at me. There's nothing beautiful or artlike about it!!" "You shall see, Deidara!!" Lee kneeled down and removed his weights 'BOOM', resulting in a loud crash and two large craters forming in the ground. "You shall see what my Taijutsu is made of!!" He jumped in the raining sky and pulled a chain out of his vest. "Fifth Gate, release! Strong Thunder Reverse Lotus Chain!!" The chain was wrapped around Deidara and the bird and they were spun around at speeds faster than sound and punched repeatedly in midair. "One more punch," Lee screamed and punched Deidara in the face which sent him crashing down to the bridge below "Not without these!!" Deidara sent clay birds at Lee, but they went past him. 'BOOM' The bridge cracked a little bit and then a piece broke off, sending him down into the sea. "Alright Lee!! You got him!!" Lee heard Kenisha yell in the distance. 'She is talking to me again. That is a relief,' he thought. Then he noticed something white coming close behind her. "Kenisha-chan, look out!" She turned around just in time to jump in the air, but the blast blinded her, which gave Hermione an opening. "Wind Style: Knives of the Burning Wind!!" Hermione hit Kenisha all over her body with searing hot kunai, cutting and burning the flesh they touched. Kenisha's screams sickened Lee to his stomach.
"KENISHA-CHAN!!!" He ran toward her and jumped into the jutsu, injuring himself in the process. 'How does something so hot survive in the rain?' Lee asked himself as he grabbed Kenisha's hand and dragged her out of the jutsu. "Not so fast," Hermione yelled, sending the jutsu after them. "So the knives are controlled by her Chakra strings...this is going to be a problem," Lee said to himself. "Leaf Hurricane!!" He kicked some of the knives away, but the others closed in and attacked Kenisha and him. "You can't stop this jutsu with that," Hermione said, "You have to put the exact amount of Chakra I have running through them in to the knives and then they'll stop responding to my Chakra, but reading your profile at the base I realized that you have undeveloped Chakra coils: thus being unable to send Chakra into anything but yourself." 'Damn, she knows!' "That may be true, but I do not care!!" "You can't escape this jutsu!!" Hermione caught Lee's exposed leg and sent him into a kneeling position. "Lee...-kun..." Lee's head snapped towards Kenisha's. 'Lee-kun? Kenisha-chan...' "Lee-kun, I'm sorry..." "You have nothing to be sorry about!! You would not have fallen for the jutsu if I had disposed of those bombs!! I should be sorry!!" "Pay attention!!" The knives attacked them again and Kenisha coughed up blood. "Kenisha-chan, hold on. I will get us out!" "You..need Chakra. Take this." She reached into her pocket and got out a necklace with a sea blue pearl pendant on it. "What do I do with this?"
"It's a Chakra amplifier but it also doubles as I place where I store my Chakra for big jutsu. If you use it, you--" "Will be able to break free of the jutsu," Lee finished. "Just put it on, there's not much time!!" Lee doned the necklace and an ice blue Chakra was emitted from it, forming a giant wolf. He howled and swiped his tail at the knives, which disintegrated them along with Chakra strings attached to them. 'My Chakra...it's being taken from me!!!' Hermione ran to Itachi, who was being forced to the side of the bridge by Temari, Emily and Katie. "Bye, bye, Itachi Uchiha," Katie said," Earth Style: Upcoming Pillars!!" Itachi was flung off the bridge by thousands of stone pillars coming out of the ground. Hermione watched him fall into the water and not come back up. "Itachi-kun...Damn you, Katie-chan!!" She used the last of her Chakra to teleport away.
"Kenisha-chan..." Lee did not realize that Kenisha had experienced some of the blast of Chakra as well, so there she lay, her hair splayed across the ground, eyes closed. "Hey, you, dude in green," he heard Emily call. "Damn, that was tactful," Katie said sarcastically. "Shut up. Anyway, what the hell did you think you were doing?! You could've killed poor little Kenisha-chan--whoa..." Emily had just spotted Kenisha on the ground. "Oh shit," Katie said and ran to Temari, who hid behind her fan. "YOU BASTARD!!!!!" Emily's Chakra was burning around her like the fires of hell but Lee did not flinch. "WHO THE F--K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? SHE'S BARELY ALIVE BECAUSE OF YOU--" "What the hell are you yelling about?" TenTen and Neji made there way toward them. "Lee nearly killing Kenisha, the dumbass," Temari said from behind her fan. "I'm sure it wasn't all his fault, but you've got to sotp yelling at him and get her to a hospital!" With that, she allowed Lee to pick Kenisha up (Me: Bridal style, no less. Emily: You're supposed to be barely alive. That means not talking. Me: Damn 'goes back to being unconcious'). "Come on!" The rest of the group followed them to the entrance to the Land of Waves village.
"Dammit, I am such an idiot...Dammit!!" Lee continued to punch the rock it broke underneath his hands. "Why?! Why is it that when I finally get something I love, it is taken from me!! Why does God hate me so much more than everyone else?!" TenTen just listened to him yelling into open air. She had already tried to reason with him, but he never seemed to hear her. "What the hell did I do to deserve this? Am I just a punching bag for everyone? I do not know what to do!!" He kept berating himself until he just broke down and sat on the ground, staring at the necklace silently.
TenTen couldn't take it anymore. "Lee, it's not your fault--" "TenTen, I thought I told you to leave--" "I'm not moving from this spot, dammit!! You have to get it through your thick head that she's not going to die, and that it wasn't your fault!! She gave you the necklace, and you didn't know how to use it, which is what lead to what happened." "So it is my fault," Lee said without emotion. TenTen sighed and sat next to Lee. "Lee, answer me truthfully: Do you love Kenisha?" He nodded. "If you love her, you should tell her, now, before you never get to again, okay? If she's anything like I know she is (Katie: Even I didn't get that sentence. Me: 'Cause you never understand emotion.) she'll understand. 'Cause truth is, she loves you to. Just never gets around to say it. So do it, before she has to strain herself to." Lee stood up. "You are right, TenTen. I should tell her how I feel. Thank you." "Don't thank me, thank my womanly intuition. And by the way, you owe me." "I know." He ran to the hospital and TenTen smiled and followed.
"Emily, stop pacing, you'll ruin their floor." "I don't give a shit!! Kenisha-chan is in that room!" She pointed at the red light that meant "Surgery in Progress". "I know she's in there, but you've got to calm down and wait--" The light flashed green and Emily ran into the door. "I did say wait," Katie said as Emily ran in. There Kenisha lay, in a white bed, and smiled at them weakly. "Hey guys, what's up?" Emily rushed toward Kenisha and glomped her. "Oww!!" "Sorry. How are you feeling, Nisha-chan?" "Only my mom is allowed to call me that," Kenisha said with a touch of anger in her voice. "Whatever." Temari entered the room. "Shikamaru and his lazy as self is sleeping on that couch in the wait--" She stopped dead when she saw Kenisha. "Who are you?" Kenisha asked. "Temari? Are you going to answer?" Katie asked her in a 'I'm asking you a question you'd better answer' tone.
Katie turned to Temari, who was looking from Kenisha to herself. " How are you feeling right now?" Temari managed to say. "I asked first!!" "I feel fine, just unable to leave this bed and have a broken arm among bruises and my hair got burned; its five inches shorter now. Other than that, I'm just peachy." Temari laughed. "I see why you called her the wild one, Emily." When Kenisha stared at her, Temari held out a hand. "Temari of the Sand, nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you from your cousins, though I'd much rather learn for myself." Kenisha smirked and shook her hand. "You're really eager about me, aren't you? Well, anything they said is probably the truth, unless there's something you two want to say." Her eyes bore into the twins like daggers. "It's nothing bad: we just told her about your little problem with water--"
"That's it!! As soon as I get out of here, I'm drowning you in your kitchen sink!!" "Oh yeah: try it!!" "I do not think that is a wise decision." Lee entered the room with Neji and TenTen, the necklace in his hand. "Ooooo...I sense the need to leave," Temari said while going out the door, dragging the sleeping Shikamaru with her. "What are you doing here, dumbass?" "Emily!!" Kenisha got real mad. "Shut the f--k up and let him talk!!" Emily backed away. The group "Damnn..." was heard. "Kenisha-chan, I am really sorry for what I did to you. All I seem to be doing is hurting you. Inside and out." Kenisha blushed. Katie smirked. "Cough it up, Emily." Emily handed Katie 300 yen. "You play a fine game." "As do you, Katie-chan." "Shut up over there," TenTen hissed.
Lee continued. "I want to stop hurting you, because you have suffered enough, even more than I. I have been trying to figure something out as well. Why did I care so much about you, someone that I had met by chance, someone who got hurt on a regular basis?" Kenisha turned away. 'I know where this is going...' "You can't return the feelings I have for you, correct?" The group gasped, and TenTen choked on her popcorn. (Me: Where the hell did you get popcorn? TenTen: I have summoning scrolls for food too.) "What," she exclaimed when Neji performed the Heimlech (Me?).
Lee sat down on Kenisha's bed and placed the necklace next to her. "Kenisha, look at me." She did so reluctantly; she didn't want to see his eyes. "Kenisha, what I feel for you is quite the opposite." He held her chin up to his. Kenisha's eyes widened. "What would that be," Kenisha whispered. "Kenisha-chan, I would do anything for you. I want to be with you every step of the way. I want to stand with you on the Hokage Monument, looking out to the sunset with you. I want to bathe with you in the crystal sea. I want you to be the one lying next to me when I sleep. Kenisha-chan, I love you." Kenisha's eyes watered. "Lee-kun!!" She kissed him and he kissed back, wrapping her arms around his neck and Lee wrapping his arms around her waist. He gently pushed her back onto the bed and they kissed there, though more heated. Kenisha was moving her fingers through his hair and down his back while Lee's hands crept up her back and couarsed through her hair...
"Kenisha Daibakufu Kimochi, you are 14 f--king years old!! (Me: Yeah, got it confused in the first chapter) Get your ass out of that bed with him!!" They pulled apart and took deep breaths. "I am now blinded beyond repair. Someone get my glasses," Katie said. "Jesus Christ, Kenisha, if hadn't stopped you, I'd have new cousins in 9 months! What the hell were you thinking about?" "Lee-kun, why?" Kenisha was not fazed by her cousin. "That's dangerous, Kenisha-chan! At least wait until you're Temari's age--" "How old is she?" "17. Wait 'til you're 17 to do that--" "From the looks you're giving me, I'm guessing that Temari had did that with Shikamaru before 17."
Emily pouted and turned away. "I rest my case." Temari came in, red in the face. "I have only one thing to say: It was Shikamaru who took me to that bar. Oh and nice job, you two." She winked and walked out to get Shikamaru. Kenisha blushed furiously and hid underneath her sheets; Lee fell over the other side of the bed and scrambled back up and hid under the covers with Kenisha. "Damn, that's sad. Don't do anything I wouldn't do under there," Temari called. "You do a lot under the covers though, Temari," Shikamaru said, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Shut up and go back to sleep, you lazy ass!!" "Take your bickering outside," TenTen commanded and they did so, yelling at eachother down hallway. She turned to the lumps that were Kenisha and Lee and threw a kunai at them. "AAAHHHH!!! What the hell," they both yelled and fell out of the bed and crawled to the other wall. "That's better," TenTen said, "Now you can't do anything. We're going to Konoha; no one can't heal a broken arm like Lady Tsunade." "Fine, let's go. I don't want to fight you," Kenisha said in a defeated tne. "Don't worry. As soon as you're back to perfect health I'll let you and Lee spend time in my house alone: as long as you keep it clean and don't got to 3rd base. You got it?" "Yes mommy," Kenisha said in a mocking tone.
End of the Extremely Long Flashback
"Awww, that's so cute!!!" "I know, and the way Lee fit the lyrics to 'Truly, Madly, Deeply' into his confession is really creative and romantic!!" "Oh my..." was all Hinata could muster. "That's what happened, it's the truth. Don't event hink about it, Ino," TenTen said, spotting Ino slinking to the ramen shop. "You're not spreading this to the village, I'm making sure of it. And Hinata, I thought that you heard all this already." Hinata put her hands to her mouth and said something that sounded like, "Ino made me." "INO!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!! KENISHA'S GOING TO DROWN ME IN MY SHOWER IF YOU TELL!!!!! INO!!!"
TenTen chased Ino all over the village until they stopped in front of Naruto's apartment. "Ino..'huff'...you wouldn't..." TenTen was pissed off and tired. Bad combination. "I would, and will," Ino said and rang his doorbell. "Dammit Ino" TenTen said and pinned her to the wall. "You let me down now!!" "Hell no, I have to stop the others first," TenTen called when she jumped off the rail. Ino hung there, pouting until Naruto opened the door. "Hello?" He kept on looking around like an idiot until he saw Ino hanging next to his door. "Oh, hey Ino. Why are you hanging on the wall?" "Because TenTen is a bitch. Now come here and listen to this..." She whispered in his ear and Naruto doned a foxy grin. (Me: Ha!) "That's a good secret. I've got to tell Sasuke!!" "Hey wait, let me down, Naruto!!!"
Me: I had to Copy and Paste like my life depended on it.
Katie: You could've just summarized it by saying "Long story short.."
Emily: That sucks. This chapter sucked too.
Me: No It Did Not!!!!
Emily: You're only happy because you're dating Lee now.
Me: You would to if you got to go out with the guy of your dreams.
Emily: 'gasps' You dream about him?!
TenTen: Shut up before Kenisha drowns you in your kitchen sink.
Me: She's right. I will do it. Water Style:--
Emily: Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neji, Lee, Temari and Shikamaru: Please Reveiw!!!
