Ch. 12-Like, whatever...and stuff

Hey, my lil sis and I just wanted to put this in without making a whole long chapter, so enjoy our first ever mini-chapter!

"Where's Yuki?" Near asked, walking back into his and the boys' room after thouroughly examaning the girls' room and failing to find anyone. "Hello?" he called, his voice annoyed. "Wake up! The girls are missing!"

L walked into the room as Near pounced on Mello. "Ow, you idiot, get off me!" Mello shouted, pushing Near onto the floor. Near looked up at L and his eyes widened. "Oh......Er, hi, L." L nodded to acknowledge that he heard Near, looking around at the other sleeping boys--Matt had somehow ended up with his head on Beyond's stomach, and Beyond was curled up in a corner of the room with seemingly most of the covers and pillows. "L, the girls are missing!" Near informed him, anxiously twirling a lock of white hair.

"Yes, they do seem to be gone," he said in an offhand voice. "They probably caught a plane while we were sleeping...and stuff...." He absentmindedly threw a cherry into his mouth and started chewing, with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Why'd they leave, though? Who cares if they miss a few days of sch-" Mello broke off as L's voice cut across his. "Sucess!" he yelled, spitting the cherry stem, which was now tied in a knot, out into his hand.

Mello snorted. "You know what that means, though, right? It means you're, like, a good kisser."

"Whatever," L scoffed.

"You did not just say 'like,' Mello. And you, L!" Matt groaned, staring at his friends, who shrugged. "Ooh, a good kisser, huh?" Misa purred, her eyes lighting up. "We'll just have to test that theory out, Ryuzaki!" A blush colored L's face as he looked down.

"Erm, I'd love--" L said this word with such enthusiasim that Beyond raised his eybrows and sniggered. "-to do that, but right now I am....ah....busy with the Kira investigation....and stuff..." Near looked like he was about to burst with the effort of not talking: he jumped up and started shouting at everyone. "Yeah, but the girls are MISSING!!!" he screeched. "I want to talk to my Yuki and Leila RIGHT NOW!!! AND STUFF!!!"

With that, he threw himself down on the floor and crossed his arms, glaring around at the rest of them. An awkward silence filled the air, finally broken by a dry chuckle. "No need to get your little white panties in a bunch, Nate. Just call them, you imbecile, that's what the little things called cell phones are for, you know?" Beyond drawled lazily, lounging on the bed that had been previously occupied by Mello.

Near's eyes lit up with the realization that he could talk to them, and he immediatly pulled his phone out of his pocked and dialed his girlfriends' number. "Yuki? Leila? Hi! I miss you, why didn't you wake me up when you left?!" He bit his lip as he waited for her answer, letting out a sigh of relief when she told him that he had just looked too cute when he was asleep to get him up. "But still....I didn't even get to say goodbye," he said in a small voice. They heard a laugh from the other end of the phone. "It's okay, Near," Yuki giggled. "Can you turn on the little, um, like, webcam thingy? It's a little thing on top of the computer...and stuff..."

Near's head tilted to the side, and he peered around for what Yuki was describing. The others had similar expressions of confusion on their faces. Beyond sighed, got up and walked over to the computer, where he pressed a button on what looked like a camera that was on top of the computer. The screen flickered on, and all four of the girls appeared on it. Near bounded over to it, pushing Beyond out of the way. "Hi! I'm so happy you guys thought of this! You're so smart..and stuff..." Mello picked Near up off the ground by the collar of his shirt, and threw him across the room. "Hey, Lace....and the rest of you guys. Why'd you leave so, like, early?" As Lace opened her mouth to explain, Mello started talking again. "Who cares if you missed the plane? Someone could've, like, driven you! Or you could have just totally forgot about school, and stayed with us! IT'S NOT FAIR!" he yelled, making everyone flinch.

"Mello, calm down!" she giggled. "What's wrong? You seem so, like, mad." He glared at the girls through the camera, crossing his arms over his chest. "Oh, yeah, 'What's wrong, Mello?' Like you don't know."

Beyond smirked, watching the scene with an amused look on his face.

"You took my chocolate, that's what's wrong!" The blonde teen raged, his eyes dark as he got up and stalked out of the room. An awkward silence filled the air for a while. "Does anyone know what he's talking about?" Leila finally asked, a worried look on her face. Matt shrugged, turning back to his newest game, MySims Kingdom, that Myss had got him just before he had left. "I dunno...he probably ate it all and forgot, so he blamed them...and stuff.....I'm just surprised it wasn't me this time." Mello stomped back in the room, rummaging through all the drawers. Stupid girls...he thought furiously, stopping every once in a while to glare at his friends on the TV screen. After watching this continue for some time, B drew a chocolate bar out of his pocket and bit off a corner, causing it to make a loud crack.

Mello froze.

"Beyond..." he murmured, his tone pleasant as he stood up and walked towards the bed. "C'mon....that's too much chocolate for one person to eat....Please, old buddy, old pal, old friend of mine?" On the computer screen, Lace stifled a giggle behind her hand, while everyone else was just laughing and not trying to hide it.

"Oh, well, actually, I was going to share it with everyone, but you were just being so mean to us....I suppose you'll have to be left out." He grinned evilly and started passing out chocolate to everyone except Mello. When he got to Matt, he just glared at him for a moment, as if daring him to give some to Mello. "I won't, I won't!" Matt promised, backing away.

"Please, please, please! It's so good, and stuff..." Mello sobbed, dropping to his knees. "Just a little bite..."

L shoved his chocolate bar into his mouth whole, deliberately droping large crumbs all over the floor. "Yes, yes, yes!" Mello whispered feverently, picking up the crubs and eating them, then licking the carpet where it had been. "Mello, that's, like, gross!" Light shrieked as he jumped away from the blonde.

Misa giggled, handing Mello her piece of chocolate and inconspiciously pressing the off button for the webcam. "Here you go, you can have mine!" His turquoise eyes lit up and he bowed down at her feet while he was eating the chocolate. "Mmm, yes, that's good....Oh. Erm, thanks, Misa....This tastes really good, and stuff."

"Heyyy.....where'd the girls go?" Matt whined, pouting at the computer screen. Light rolled his eyes, turning it back on. "There, like, right here, idiot." Matt smiled at Light briefly; before turning back to the computer and talking to Myss.

"I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you're all talking like infuriatingly stupid teenage girls." Beyond pointed out. L thought for a minute, scanning over their conversations from the last few minutes. There definately were a lot of 'like' 'and stuff' and 'whatevers' in them.

"Totally!" Light giggled, playing up the teenage girl conversation that was annoying B so much. He had it coming to him, anyways. It worked: Beyond rolled his eyes again and collapsed back onto the pillow, yanking a jar of jam out of his bedside table and eating some. His crimson eyes narrowed into dangerous slits as he spit the purple jam out of his mouth and all over Light, who looked as if he was trying not to throw up as he daintily dabbed at a wet glob on his forearm. "What is this?" B's voice came out as a deep growl. "It looks like grape jelly......Who put it in there?"

Yup, well, that's our mini chapter, folks! Aww, poor B, someone switched his jelly...wonder who did it? ; ) Anyways, don't forget to review....and stuff....