Back. New chapter. Yadda yadda. Let's not waste time chattin ppl.

Disclaimer: Don't own oadfjivoads,aaogji,arfgoahdf,asdjoksdgfsd,DSFJAKSD. Yeah. ((Translation; Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Inuyasha, or the Risembool Rangers or Fruits Basket))

Character list:

SasukeUchiha: Sasuke

Cherryblossoms: Sakura

InuYoukai: Me

Sasukeluva292: Sis

HughesFanGirl: Other sis

NotShort: Ed Elric

xXsmokinXx: Jean Havoc

Inupwnsu: Inuyasha

LordSesshomaru

KyoKat: Kyo Sohma

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Cherryblossoms: …

InuYoukai: Oh, ur Sakura, rite?

Cherryblossoms: mmhmm

Cherryblossoms: Naruto's still in the hospital

InuYoukai: Oh yeah?

Cherryblossoms: Yeah, I visited him 2day

InuYoukai: Cause u luuuuuuuuurve Naruto

Cherryblossoms: NO!!!

Cherryblossoms: WHY WHOULD I LIKE THAT RETARDED IDIOT!? CH'YA!!

InuYoukai: woah, inner Sakura

Cherryblossoms: He's been in a coma. Really weird.

InuYoukai: don't rly wanna kno about past victims. I'm in2 the now like……. I GOT SOOOO MUCH CANDY 4 HALLOWEEN!!

Cherryblossoms: watev, gotta go do some errands.

InuYoukai: suuuuuure

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InuYoukai: (sigh) now I'm bored.

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InuYoukai: hi

SasukeUchiha: hi

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

SasukeUchiha: cut it out!

InuYoukai: S

InuYoukai: P

InuYoukai: A

InuYoukai: M

InuYoukai: nuttin like a can of SPAM in the morning, eh?

SasukeUchiha: ….

InuYoukai: MAPSSPAM backwards

SasukeUchiha: …

InuYoukai: SPA-AM

SasukeUchiha: …

InuYoukai: Sasuke, u ignorin me?

SasukeUchiha: ...

InuYoukai: ...spam

SasukeUchiha: ...

InuYoukai: ZOMG, I KILLED SASUKE!!!! I'M A MURDERER!!! NOOOO!!!

InuYoukai: I must give….the KISS OF LIFE!!!

SasukeUchiha: Kiss!? No, I'm fine!

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'

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SasukeUchiha: crap

InuYoukai is away

NotShort?

InuYoukai's away message is "I'll be right back, gonna go kiss Sasuke so he can Live!! XD"

SasukeUchiha: WTF?! She can't be serious.

NotShort: THE HELL?!?!?!

SasukeUchiha: Gawd….she is serious

NotShort: WHAT THE HELL?!

SasukeUchiha: BLECH!!!!

NotShort: ..

SasukeUchiha: Nasty! She just kissed me!

NotShort: O.O

SasukeUchiha: Disgusting! 1st Naruto, then her?!

NotShort: ….u kissed Naruto?

SasukeUchiha: NO!!! ….it was an accident.

NotShort: mmhmm

SasukeUchiha: IT'S TRUE!!!

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'

InuYoukai: baaaaack!

SasukeUchiha: WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WIT U?!?!?!

InuYoukai: Sasuke, u live! Isnt that great?

SasukeUchiha: scroo u!!!

NotShort: ….u really kissed him?

SasukeUchiha: More like shoved her tongue down my throat!

InuYoukai: Come on, u kno I was a lot more gentle with my kiss then that

SasukeUchiha: D

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InuYoukai: U think he's mad?

NotShort: …..

InuYoukai: …u mad me 4 kissin him?

NotShort: ….no

InuYoukai: yes u r! ur jealous! ZOMG, ur jealous that I kissed Sasuke! ZOMG!

NotShort: AM NOT!

InuYoukai: o? Hey, can u come over l8r? Bring ur laptop

NotShort: ….sure

InuYoukai:D

NotShort: gotta go

InuYoukai: 'kay

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InuYoukai: NOOOOOO, I'M ALONE!!!

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InuYoukai: NOOOOOO, I'M WITH HER!!!

HughesFanGirl: D

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

HughesFanGirl: STOOOOOP!!!!

InuYoukai: SPAM

HughesFanGirl: grrrr…….

InuYoukai: SPA-AM

HughesFanGirl: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOP IT!!!!

InuYoukai: …………spam

HughesFanGirl: (throws self off cliff)

InuYoukai: SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM!!!!

HughesFanGirl: SPAM

InuYoukai: Oh no u didn't!

HughesFanGirl: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

HughesFanGirl: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

HughesFanGirl: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

HughesFanGirl: SPAM

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InuYoukai: SPAM

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InuYoukai: SPAM

The moderator has kicked HughesFanGirl for spamming

InuYoukai: Heh heh heh.

InuYoukai: Now I'm bored. ;;

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InuYoukai: ….

LordSesshomaru: hello worthless human girl

InuYoukai: WAT THE HELL DID U CALL ME?! U know wat, 4get it. I'm cool.

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

LordSesshomaru: what childish games are you playing?

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

LordSesshomaru: I'm leaving.

InuYoukai: Heh heh heh

LordSesshomaru: Why isn't it letting me out?

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

LordSesshomaru: …

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

LordSesshomaru: …

InuYoukai: GASP!! I have done what many others could not. I have KILLED SESSHOMARU!!! But 4 plot purposes and the fact that he is very VERY hot and sexy, I SHALL REVIVE HIM WITH THE KISS OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!

LordSesshomaru: Nonsense

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'

LordSesshomaru: She better not

InuYoukai is away

InuYoukai's away message: "I shall be back, after saving Sesshomaru-sama with the KISS of LIFE!!!"

LordSesshomaru: She would never….

After many minutes I arrived in front of Sesshomaru. Course, he didn't want to kiss a 'worthless human girl', so soon after I arrived we both indulged in a great battle. Though Sesshomaru is indeed powerful, I overpowered him using my mighty fanfic author powers, and succeeded in kissing Sesshomaru full on the lips.

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'

InuYoukai: No need 2 thank me, I did it on my enjoyment of helping people.

LordSesshomaru: You dared soil the lips of me, Sesshomaru?!

InuYoukai: Yes. What, that ur 1st kiss?

LordSesshomaru: I, Sesshomaru will get my revenge. You'll pay

InuYoukai: whateva

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InuYoukai: heh heh heh. Bet that was his 1st kiss.

InuYoukai: is it me, or does he say his name alot.

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InuYoukai: INU-KUN!!!

Inupwnsu: Yo

InuYoukai: I JUST talked 2 ur brother

Inupwnsu: why would u wanna talk 2 that bastard?

InuYoukai: hee hee hee

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Inupwnsu: Gawd, that's annoyin

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Inupwnsu: …… stop it

InuYoukai: SPAM

Inupwnsu: STOP!!!!

InuYoukai: SPAM

Inupwnsu: …

InuYoukai: SPAM

Inupwnsu: …

InuYoukai: SPAM

Inupwnsu: ….

InuYoukai: GAWD, I'M REALLY PILLING ON THE HOMICIDE 2DAY!!! I KILLED INU-KUN 2!!! MUST GIVE KISS OF LIIIIIIIIFE!!!!

Inupwnsu: KISS?! WTF?!

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'

Inupwnsu: Heh, she cant kiss me. She has no idea where I am.

InuYoukai is away

InuYoukai's away message is: "Be right back! Gonna kiss Inu-kun so he can LIIIVE!!! And yes Inuyasha, I do kno where u r"

Inupwnsu: shit

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Inupwnsu: UGH!!!!

Sasukeluva292: wtf?

Inupwnsu: InuYoukai just kissed me, XP

Sasukeluva292: Kiss of life?

Inupwnsu: YEAH!

Sasukeluva292: yeah, thought so

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'

InuYoukai: I am indeed a lifesaver!!!

Inupwnsu: WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U?!

InuYoukai: Ah, Inu-kun. I see u r alive and well

Sasukeluva292: (sigh)

Inupwnsu: U JUST KISSED ME DAMMIT!!!

InuYoukai: Yes. Yes I did. But only because I didn't want u 2 die. I saved ur life, u should appreciate that.

Inupwnsu: APPRECIATE MY ASS!!! U DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!

InuYoukai: Inuyasha….

Inupwnsu: WHAT?!

InuYoukai: sit

Inupwnsu: (sat) OWW!!! THE HELL, ONLY KAGOME CAN DO THAT!!!

InuYoukai: well, not anymore. Sit.

Inupwnsu: X.X

InuYoukai: I help u and that's the thanks I get? Say thank u

Inupwnsu: Like hell I will

InuYoukai: sit

Inupwnsu: Xx

InuYoukai: Honestly, why do u always have 2 learn it the hard way?

InuYoukai: now…..say thank u

Inupwnsu: thanks

InuYoukai: LIKE U MEAN IT SI-

Inupwnsu: Thank u, ever so much

Sasukeluva292: Heh heh heh

Inupwnsu: dammit, brb

Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Be Right Back'

InuYoukai: Whoo!!!

Sasukeluva292: wats wit u?

InuYoukai: had a good day.

Sasukeluva292: who u kiss?

InuYoukai: Sasuke, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha

Sasukeluva292: U KISSED SESSHOMARU!!! HE'S GONNA MURDER U!!

InuYoukai: Yeah….but it was worth it. Man, that guy can KISS!!

InuYoukai: U wanna kiss some1?

Sasukeluva292: HELL YEAH!!!

InuYoukai: who?

Sasukeluva292: Jean Havoc! Duh!

InuYoukai: Easy. Okay, u just say SPAM a lot, rite?

Sasukeluva292: mmhmm. Go on

InuYoukai: eventually, they'll get REALLY annoyed.

Sasukeluva292: who wouldn't?

InuYoukai: so they'll be all "…"

Sasukeluva292: mmhmm. I would do that 2.

InuYoukai: and after a while u go ZOMG, I KILLED –insert name here-

Sasukeluva292: Ah, like we do u 2 –name withheld-

InuYoukai: yup! Then u go give the "kiss of life"

Sasukeluve292: then u kiss them?

InuYoukai: then u kiss them

Sasukeluva292: I WANNA TRY!!

InuYoukai: okay, getting Havoc on…..

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InuYoukai: yo

Sasukeluva292: Hi!!!

xXsmokinXx: Hi.

Sasukeluva292: I rly had fun on our date

xXsmokinXx: yeah, I did 2. Thanks 4 sayin yes. XD

InuYoukai: (clears throat)

Sasukeluva292: Oh….

xXsmokinXx?

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

xXsmokinXx?

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

xXsmokinXx: …..?

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

xXsmokinXx: …..

Sasukeluva292: ZOMG I Killed……okay, Jean, I'm just gonna kiss u now. 'kay?

xXsmokinXx: (blinks rapidly) sure

Sasukeluva292: XD

Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Be Right Back'

xXsmokinXx has set his his status to 'Be Right Back'

InuYoukai: and now I'm alone. Juuuuuust great.

InuYoukai: (sigh)

InuYoukai: …………

InuYoukai: they're taking a looooooooooong time.

InuYoukai: And, wait a sec!! She didn't do it rite!

InuYoukai: Ah well

xXsmokinXx has set his status to 'Online'

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InuYoukai: Took ya love birds a while

Sasukeluva292: Hee hee hee

xXsmokinXx: well um…(clears throat) I gotta go now

Sasukeluva292: okay, bye Jean

InuYoukai: byes

xXsmokinXx: bye

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InuYoukai: had fun?

Sasukeluva292: yeah!

Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Online'

Inupwnsu: back

InuYoukai: that was some potty break. U constipated?

Inupwnsu: WTF?! NO, U IDIOT!!

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Inupwnsu: yo

KyoKat: Yo

InuYoukai: KYO-KUN!!!!!

Sasukeluva292: KYOOOO!!!

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva92: SPAM

KyoKat: The hell?

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

Inupwnsu: damn, not this again

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

KyoKat: Hey, cut the crap!

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

KyoKat: …

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

KyoKat: …

Inupwnsu: (sigh)

InuYoukai: SPAM

Sasukeluva292: SPAM

KyoKat: …

InuYoukai: ZOMG, SIS!!! WE KILLED KYO-KUN!!

Sasukeluva292: OH NOES!!!!

InuYoukai: THE KISS OF LIFE WILL BE NEEDED!!!

Sasukeluva292: AND I SHALL HELP CAUSE I PARTIALLY CAUSED THIS!!! And he's really hot…

InuYoukai: UP, UP AND…

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'

Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Away'

KyoKat: They're not RLY gonna kiss me rite?

Inupwnsu: ya, they r

KyoKat: DAMMIT!!!

KyoKat: …..

KyoKat: (poofs)

KyoKat: crap

Inupwnsu: huh?

Inupwnsu?

Inupwnsu: wats takin u so long?

Inupwnsu: hello?

Inupwnsu: u still there?

KyoKat: well, 1 of them kissed me and…

Inupwnsu: wat took u so long?

Inupwnsu: ….?

Inupwnsu: helloooooo?

KyoKat: dammit, it's hard 2 type

KyoKat: (poofs)

Inupwnsu: wtf?

KyoKat: (and another poof)

KyoKat: DAMMIT!!

InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'

Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Online'

Sasukeluva292: tee hee

InuYoukai: Aws, Kyo! Ur sooo cute as a….well, u kno.

KyoKat: damn u

Inupwnsu?

Sasukeluva292: WHEE!! That was great!! But I gotta go now, bye.

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InuYoukai: Heehee. KyoKitty

Inupwnsu?

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InuYoukai: EDOOOO-KUUUUUUN!!!!!

InuYoukai: HURRY UP AND GET UR SEXY ASS OVER HERE!!!

NotShort: WTF?!!?

InuYoukai: Come ooooonnnn!!!

NotShort: Fine, be rite there

InuYoukai: 'kay, gonna get some muffins, cause like, muffins rule

NotShort: kk

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Inupwnsu: damn, that was weird

KyoKat: (poofs….again)

Inupwnsu: wat the hell?

KyoKat: I'm bored

Inupwnsu: me 2

KyoKat: wanna fill Shorty's mailbox with spams on how short he is?

Inupwnsu: Hell yeah!!

KyoKat has set his status to 'Be Right Back'

Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Be Right Back'

--------- my house------

"Edo-kun!!!" I yelled, tackling Ed.

"WAUGH!!" He yelled, flying off my porch onto the lawn.

"Oww" I said, sprawled on the grass next to him. "I saved your laptop." I said, holding it up.

"Good for the laptop." Ed said sarcastically.

I smiled, standing up and pulling Ed into the house and sitting him on the couch next to me. "Now get your ass online." I said, opening my laptop.

Ed blinked. "Uh….okay…?" Ed said, opening his. "The hell?" He said aloud.

"What?" I asked, signing onto to AOL.

"I got like, tons of emails." Ed said, his eyes wide.

"I thought the fangirls don't know your email address." I said.

"They don't." Ed said. He clicked on the mailbox.

"Oh, that's from Kyo-kun!" I said, looking at his computer.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Ed yelled.

"Shh, my parents are upstairs." I said, looking at his e-mail. "Oh….hee hee hee." I giggled, reading it out loud. "HA!! U midget sized dwarf. How do u even reach the keys of the computer? Don't get lost inside the comp, might be hard 2 get u out. We don't have strong enough microscope to see you and get u out."

"I AM NOT SHORT DAMMIT!!! THAT BASTARD!!!" Ed yelled, holding his computer over his head, about to smash it.

"Ed, NOOO!!!" I yelled, snatching the laptop from him. "Destroying the laptop won't get u anywhere! And what did the poor laptop do to you anyway?"

"I AM NOOOOOT SHORT!!!" Ed yelled.

"Your not short." I said calmly, patting his head. "Now open your emails."

"Fine." Ed said, looking through them. "Screw this, half of them are from that cat bastard." Ed said, deleting Kyo's emails.

"You got some from Inuyasha too." I said, pointing.

"Oh yeah, I do." Ed said, clicking one. His mouth dropped open and veins popped all over his head.

"Hmmmm." I said, looking at it. "Hey, super midget. Your so short, you can't even be hit by the sun's light. Heh heh heh. Hope I used a small enough sized font, I tried using .5, but it's still gonna tower over ur head." I read out loud.

"THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" Ed roared, standing up.

"Gawd Ed, my parents don't approve of profanity!" I said, covering his mouth.

"MIM NOOOOON NOOOOOOORRTT!!!" Ed yelled through my hand.

"Who-y what-y? Whaddya say?" I asked, pulling my hand away.

"I'M NOOOOOOT SHOOOOOOORT!!!" Ed yelled, about to crush his laptop with the large hammer he suddenly obtained.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" I yelled, pulling him away.

"LET ME CRUSH IT, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND!!!!" He yelled, trying to get at his computer.

"NOOO!!" I yelled again, wrapping my arms around him to keep him still.

"LET ME GO, I JUST WANNA DESTROY IT!!!!" Ed yelled, thrashing his arms around.

"STOP IT!!!" I yelled, hooking one leg around his. I pulled back, tripping him.

"AUGH!!" Ed yelled, falling backwards onto the floor and onto me with a loud thud.

"Owwww." I said from under him.

Ed rolled off me, staring. "You okay?"

"Just peachy." I said weakly, closing my eyes.

"Um….." Ed said, staring at me.

"I think I need the kiss of life." I said, groaning. "My ribs…they are broken. And yes….so is my back. And I think my neck…yeah, neck's broken too."

"K-k-kiss?" Ed stammered.

"Did I st-st-st-stutter?" I said.

"I have to?" Ed asked quietly, blushing.

I groaned loudly. "It huuurts…..can't…breathe…" I stopped breathing.

"Heh heh….your just kidding right?" Ed asked nervously.

I lay there, looking more dead by the second.

"H-hey, get up." Ed said, shaking me. "Ayumi?" (Ayumi is my name in this if ya didn't kno.)

Deadness.

"Dammit…" Ed said, leaning closer to my face nervously. He stared at me.

"Oh, I'll do it!" I said, pulling his head down and kissing him.

Ed's eyes widened, and he blushed.

I let go, smiling. "Well will you look at that. I live."

"You did that on purpose." Ed said, glaring and grinning at me.

I pulled on his cheek. "Mayyyybe. But you seemed so upset that I kissed Sasuke-kun, Sesshomaru-sama, Inu-kun and Kyo-kun." I said tauntingly.

"When did you kiss them?!" Ed said, shocked and rubbing his cheek.

"Before. I'll make it up to you." I said, kissing him four more times.

Ed stared at me, turning completely red.

"There! That's 5 kisses for you. You win." I said, smiling.

Ed continued to stare at me.

"Going onliiiiine now." I said, sitting on the couch and dragging him on.

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KyoKat has set his status to 'Online'

Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Online'

KyoKat: HA! Think he freaked out?

Inupwnsu: Bet he pissed now.

InuYoukai has joined the chat

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KyoKat: Heeeeey! Shor-tay!

Inupwnsu: Get our emails?

NotShort: DAMN U BASTARDS!!! I'll DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

InuYoukai: Ow Ed! Don't yell wat u type!!

Inupwnsu: Oh, I'm soooo scared.

NotShort: SCROO U!!!

InuYoukai: Ed, just 4get it.

KyoKat: Hey, wat was wit that, kiss of life thing?

Inupwnsu: yeah, wat the hell?

InuYoukai: .

InuYoukai: .

InuYoukai: Using my amazing fanfic author abilities, I will suddenly make u leave!

Inupwnsu: uh…

KyoKat: wtf?

Inupwnsu: CRAP!!! A BUNCH OF DEMONS APPEARED!!!

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InuYoukai: Heh heh heh

KyoKat: WTF?! MY COMPUTER BATTERY IS ABOUT 2 DI---

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InuYoukai: Hee hee hee

NotShort: Okay, I'm gonna go now

InuYoukai: why couldn't u just tell me that? We're rite next 2 each other

NotShort: So?

InuYoukai?

NotShort: Bye

InuYoukai: Sayonara

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InuYoukai: heh heh heh. 2day was a good day. 5 hot guys, 9 kisses. HOLY CRAP, I KISSED 9 TIMES?! Ah well

InuYoukai: Shit, it's that time already!

InuYoukai: Must do homework….or work on next chapter of fanfic!!

InuYoukai has left the chat

SPAM. Ha, that was a random chapter. XD Mostly involving spamming and me kissing hot anime guys. YAYS! Saying thanks 2 all the ppls that reviwed and faved. And did the alert thing. Thankin all ya'll for reading this far in2 the fanfic. Feeling so loved. Thanks 2 my fellow Rangers cause they rule and pwn. AND ur welcome 2 all the real ppl who wanted 2 be in the fanfic and I put them in. IF and only if I kno u well enough, I might put u in least 1 chapter. Hell, lotsa ppl wanna be in it, so I cant guarantee that u'll be in the next chapter. See ya in the next chapter and PLEASE review!