Back. New chapter. Yadda yadda. Let's not waste time chattin ppl.
Disclaimer: Don't own oadfjivoads,aaogji,arfgoahdf,asdjoksdgfsd,DSFJAKSD. Yeah. ((Translation; Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Inuyasha, or the Risembool Rangers or Fruits Basket))
Character list:
SasukeUchiha: Sasuke
Cherryblossoms: Sakura
InuYoukai: Me
Sasukeluva292: Sis
HughesFanGirl: Other sis
NotShort: Ed Elric
xXsmokinXx: Jean Havoc
Inupwnsu: Inuyasha
LordSesshomaru
KyoKat: Kyo Sohma
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Cherryblossoms: …
InuYoukai: Oh, ur Sakura, rite?
Cherryblossoms: mmhmm
Cherryblossoms: Naruto's still in the hospital
InuYoukai: Oh yeah?
Cherryblossoms: Yeah, I visited him 2day
InuYoukai: Cause u luuuuuuuuurve Naruto
Cherryblossoms: NO!!!
Cherryblossoms: WHY WHOULD I LIKE THAT RETARDED IDIOT!? CH'YA!!
InuYoukai: woah, inner Sakura
Cherryblossoms: He's been in a coma. Really weird.
InuYoukai: don't rly wanna kno about past victims. I'm in2 the now like……. I GOT SOOOO MUCH CANDY 4 HALLOWEEN!!
Cherryblossoms: watev, gotta go do some errands.
InuYoukai: suuuuuure
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InuYoukai: (sigh) now I'm bored.
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InuYoukai: hi
SasukeUchiha: hi
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
SasukeUchiha: cut it out!
InuYoukai: S
InuYoukai: P
InuYoukai: A
InuYoukai: M
InuYoukai: nuttin like a can of SPAM in the morning, eh?
SasukeUchiha: ….
InuYoukai: MAPSSPAM backwards
SasukeUchiha: …
InuYoukai: SPA-AM
SasukeUchiha: …
InuYoukai: Sasuke, u ignorin me?
SasukeUchiha: ...
InuYoukai: ...spam
SasukeUchiha: ...
InuYoukai: ZOMG, I KILLED SASUKE!!!! I'M A MURDERER!!! NOOOO!!!
InuYoukai: I must give….the KISS OF LIFE!!!
SasukeUchiha: Kiss!? No, I'm fine!
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'
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SasukeUchiha: crap
InuYoukai is away
NotShort?
InuYoukai's away message is "I'll be right back, gonna go kiss Sasuke so he can Live!! XD"
SasukeUchiha: WTF?! She can't be serious.
NotShort: THE HELL?!?!?!
SasukeUchiha: Gawd….she is serious
NotShort: WHAT THE HELL?!
SasukeUchiha: BLECH!!!!
NotShort: ..
SasukeUchiha: Nasty! She just kissed me!
NotShort: O.O
SasukeUchiha: Disgusting! 1st Naruto, then her?!
NotShort: ….u kissed Naruto?
SasukeUchiha: NO!!! ….it was an accident.
NotShort: mmhmm
SasukeUchiha: IT'S TRUE!!!
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'
InuYoukai: baaaaack!
SasukeUchiha: WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WIT U?!?!?!
InuYoukai: Sasuke, u live! Isnt that great?
SasukeUchiha: scroo u!!!
NotShort: ….u really kissed him?
SasukeUchiha: More like shoved her tongue down my throat!
InuYoukai: Come on, u kno I was a lot more gentle with my kiss then that
SasukeUchiha: D
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InuYoukai: U think he's mad?
NotShort: …..
InuYoukai: …u mad me 4 kissin him?
NotShort: ….no
InuYoukai: yes u r! ur jealous! ZOMG, ur jealous that I kissed Sasuke! ZOMG!
NotShort: AM NOT!
InuYoukai: o? Hey, can u come over l8r? Bring ur laptop
NotShort: ….sure
InuYoukai:D
NotShort: gotta go
InuYoukai: 'kay
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InuYoukai: NOOOOOO, I'M ALONE!!!
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InuYoukai: NOOOOOO, I'M WITH HER!!!
HughesFanGirl: D
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
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HughesFanGirl: STOOOOOP!!!!
InuYoukai: SPAM
HughesFanGirl: grrrr…….
InuYoukai: SPA-AM
HughesFanGirl: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOP IT!!!!
InuYoukai: …………spam
HughesFanGirl: (throws self off cliff)
InuYoukai: SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM!!!!
HughesFanGirl: SPAM
InuYoukai: Oh no u didn't!
HughesFanGirl: SPAM
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The moderator has kicked HughesFanGirl for spamming
InuYoukai: Heh heh heh.
InuYoukai: Now I'm bored. ;;
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InuYoukai: ….
LordSesshomaru: hello worthless human girl
InuYoukai: WAT THE HELL DID U CALL ME?! U know wat, 4get it. I'm cool.
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
LordSesshomaru: what childish games are you playing?
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
LordSesshomaru: I'm leaving.
InuYoukai: Heh heh heh
LordSesshomaru: Why isn't it letting me out?
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
LordSesshomaru: …
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
LordSesshomaru: …
InuYoukai: GASP!! I have done what many others could not. I have KILLED SESSHOMARU!!! But 4 plot purposes and the fact that he is very VERY hot and sexy, I SHALL REVIVE HIM WITH THE KISS OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!
LordSesshomaru: Nonsense
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'
LordSesshomaru: She better not
InuYoukai is away
InuYoukai's away message: "I shall be back, after saving Sesshomaru-sama with the KISS of LIFE!!!"
LordSesshomaru: She would never….
After many minutes I arrived in front of Sesshomaru. Course, he didn't want to kiss a 'worthless human girl', so soon after I arrived we both indulged in a great battle. Though Sesshomaru is indeed powerful, I overpowered him using my mighty fanfic author powers, and succeeded in kissing Sesshomaru full on the lips.
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'
InuYoukai: No need 2 thank me, I did it on my enjoyment of helping people.
LordSesshomaru: You dared soil the lips of me, Sesshomaru?!
InuYoukai: Yes. What, that ur 1st kiss?
LordSesshomaru: I, Sesshomaru will get my revenge. You'll pay
InuYoukai: whateva
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InuYoukai: heh heh heh. Bet that was his 1st kiss.
InuYoukai: is it me, or does he say his name alot.
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InuYoukai: INU-KUN!!!
Inupwnsu: Yo
InuYoukai: I JUST talked 2 ur brother
Inupwnsu: why would u wanna talk 2 that bastard?
InuYoukai: hee hee hee
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
Inupwnsu: Gawd, that's annoyin
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
Inupwnsu: …… stop it
InuYoukai: SPAM
Inupwnsu: STOP!!!!
InuYoukai: SPAM
Inupwnsu: …
InuYoukai: SPAM
Inupwnsu: …
InuYoukai: SPAM
Inupwnsu: ….
InuYoukai: GAWD, I'M REALLY PILLING ON THE HOMICIDE 2DAY!!! I KILLED INU-KUN 2!!! MUST GIVE KISS OF LIIIIIIIIFE!!!!
Inupwnsu: KISS?! WTF?!
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'
Inupwnsu: Heh, she cant kiss me. She has no idea where I am.
InuYoukai is away
InuYoukai's away message is: "Be right back! Gonna kiss Inu-kun so he can LIIIVE!!! And yes Inuyasha, I do kno where u r"
Inupwnsu: shit
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Inupwnsu: UGH!!!!
Sasukeluva292: wtf?
Inupwnsu: InuYoukai just kissed me, XP
Sasukeluva292: Kiss of life?
Inupwnsu: YEAH!
Sasukeluva292: yeah, thought so
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'
InuYoukai: I am indeed a lifesaver!!!
Inupwnsu: WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U?!
InuYoukai: Ah, Inu-kun. I see u r alive and well
Sasukeluva292: (sigh)
Inupwnsu: U JUST KISSED ME DAMMIT!!!
InuYoukai: Yes. Yes I did. But only because I didn't want u 2 die. I saved ur life, u should appreciate that.
Inupwnsu: APPRECIATE MY ASS!!! U DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!
InuYoukai: Inuyasha….
Inupwnsu: WHAT?!
InuYoukai: sit
Inupwnsu: (sat) OWW!!! THE HELL, ONLY KAGOME CAN DO THAT!!!
InuYoukai: well, not anymore. Sit.
Inupwnsu: X.X
InuYoukai: I help u and that's the thanks I get? Say thank u
Inupwnsu: Like hell I will
InuYoukai: sit
Inupwnsu: Xx
InuYoukai: Honestly, why do u always have 2 learn it the hard way?
InuYoukai: now…..say thank u
Inupwnsu: thanks
InuYoukai: LIKE U MEAN IT SI-
Inupwnsu: Thank u, ever so much
Sasukeluva292: Heh heh heh
Inupwnsu: dammit, brb
Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Be Right Back'
InuYoukai: Whoo!!!
Sasukeluva292: wats wit u?
InuYoukai: had a good day.
Sasukeluva292: who u kiss?
InuYoukai: Sasuke, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha
Sasukeluva292: U KISSED SESSHOMARU!!! HE'S GONNA MURDER U!!
InuYoukai: Yeah….but it was worth it. Man, that guy can KISS!!
InuYoukai: U wanna kiss some1?
Sasukeluva292: HELL YEAH!!!
InuYoukai: who?
Sasukeluva292: Jean Havoc! Duh!
InuYoukai: Easy. Okay, u just say SPAM a lot, rite?
Sasukeluva292: mmhmm. Go on
InuYoukai: eventually, they'll get REALLY annoyed.
Sasukeluva292: who wouldn't?
InuYoukai: so they'll be all "…"
Sasukeluva292: mmhmm. I would do that 2.
InuYoukai: and after a while u go ZOMG, I KILLED –insert name here-
Sasukeluva292: Ah, like we do u 2 –name withheld-
InuYoukai: yup! Then u go give the "kiss of life"
Sasukeluve292: then u kiss them?
InuYoukai: then u kiss them
Sasukeluva292: I WANNA TRY!!
InuYoukai: okay, getting Havoc on…..
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InuYoukai: yo
Sasukeluva292: Hi!!!
xXsmokinXx: Hi.
Sasukeluva292: I rly had fun on our date
xXsmokinXx: yeah, I did 2. Thanks 4 sayin yes. XD
InuYoukai: (clears throat)
Sasukeluva292: Oh….
xXsmokinXx?
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
xXsmokinXx?
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
xXsmokinXx: …..?
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
xXsmokinXx: …..
Sasukeluva292: ZOMG I Killed……okay, Jean, I'm just gonna kiss u now. 'kay?
xXsmokinXx: (blinks rapidly) sure
Sasukeluva292: XD
Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Be Right Back'
xXsmokinXx has set his his status to 'Be Right Back'
InuYoukai: and now I'm alone. Juuuuuust great.
InuYoukai: (sigh)
InuYoukai: …………
InuYoukai: they're taking a looooooooooong time.
InuYoukai: And, wait a sec!! She didn't do it rite!
InuYoukai: Ah well
xXsmokinXx has set his status to 'Online'
Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Online'
InuYoukai: Took ya love birds a while
Sasukeluva292: Hee hee hee
xXsmokinXx: well um…(clears throat) I gotta go now
Sasukeluva292: okay, bye Jean
InuYoukai: byes
xXsmokinXx: bye
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InuYoukai: had fun?
Sasukeluva292: yeah!
Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Online'
Inupwnsu: back
InuYoukai: that was some potty break. U constipated?
Inupwnsu: WTF?! NO, U IDIOT!!
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Inupwnsu: yo
KyoKat: Yo
InuYoukai: KYO-KUN!!!!!
Sasukeluva292: KYOOOO!!!
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva92: SPAM
KyoKat: The hell?
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
Inupwnsu: damn, not this again
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
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InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
KyoKat: Hey, cut the crap!
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
InuYoukai: SPAM
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KyoKat: …
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
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KyoKat: …
Inupwnsu: (sigh)
InuYoukai: SPAM
Sasukeluva292: SPAM
KyoKat: …
InuYoukai: ZOMG, SIS!!! WE KILLED KYO-KUN!!
Sasukeluva292: OH NOES!!!!
InuYoukai: THE KISS OF LIFE WILL BE NEEDED!!!
Sasukeluva292: AND I SHALL HELP CAUSE I PARTIALLY CAUSED THIS!!! And he's really hot…
InuYoukai: UP, UP AND…
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Away'
Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Away'
KyoKat: They're not RLY gonna kiss me rite?
Inupwnsu: ya, they r
KyoKat: DAMMIT!!!
KyoKat: …..
KyoKat: (poofs)
KyoKat: crap
Inupwnsu: huh?
Inupwnsu?
Inupwnsu: wats takin u so long?
Inupwnsu: hello?
Inupwnsu: u still there?
KyoKat: well, 1 of them kissed me and…
Inupwnsu: wat took u so long?
Inupwnsu: ….?
Inupwnsu: helloooooo?
KyoKat: dammit, it's hard 2 type
KyoKat: (poofs)
Inupwnsu: wtf?
KyoKat: (and another poof)
KyoKat: DAMMIT!!
InuYoukai has set her status to 'Online'
Sasukeluva292 has set her status to 'Online'
Sasukeluva292: tee hee
InuYoukai: Aws, Kyo! Ur sooo cute as a….well, u kno.
KyoKat: damn u
Inupwnsu?
Sasukeluva292: WHEE!! That was great!! But I gotta go now, bye.
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InuYoukai: Heehee. KyoKitty
Inupwnsu?
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InuYoukai: EDOOOO-KUUUUUUN!!!!!
InuYoukai: HURRY UP AND GET UR SEXY ASS OVER HERE!!!
NotShort: WTF?!!?
InuYoukai: Come ooooonnnn!!!
NotShort: Fine, be rite there
InuYoukai: 'kay, gonna get some muffins, cause like, muffins rule
NotShort: kk
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Inupwnsu: damn, that was weird
KyoKat: (poofs….again)
Inupwnsu: wat the hell?
KyoKat: I'm bored
Inupwnsu: me 2
KyoKat: wanna fill Shorty's mailbox with spams on how short he is?
Inupwnsu: Hell yeah!!
KyoKat has set his status to 'Be Right Back'
Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Be Right Back'
--------- my house------
"Edo-kun!!!" I yelled, tackling Ed.
"WAUGH!!" He yelled, flying off my porch onto the lawn.
"Oww" I said, sprawled on the grass next to him. "I saved your laptop." I said, holding it up.
"Good for the laptop." Ed said sarcastically.
I smiled, standing up and pulling Ed into the house and sitting him on the couch next to me. "Now get your ass online." I said, opening my laptop.
Ed blinked. "Uh….okay…?" Ed said, opening his. "The hell?" He said aloud.
"What?" I asked, signing onto to AOL.
"I got like, tons of emails." Ed said, his eyes wide.
"I thought the fangirls don't know your email address." I said.
"They don't." Ed said. He clicked on the mailbox.
"Oh, that's from Kyo-kun!" I said, looking at his computer.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Ed yelled.
"Shh, my parents are upstairs." I said, looking at his e-mail. "Oh….hee hee hee." I giggled, reading it out loud. "HA!! U midget sized dwarf. How do u even reach the keys of the computer? Don't get lost inside the comp, might be hard 2 get u out. We don't have strong enough microscope to see you and get u out."
"I AM NOT SHORT DAMMIT!!! THAT BASTARD!!!" Ed yelled, holding his computer over his head, about to smash it.
"Ed, NOOO!!!" I yelled, snatching the laptop from him. "Destroying the laptop won't get u anywhere! And what did the poor laptop do to you anyway?"
"I AM NOOOOOT SHORT!!!" Ed yelled.
"Your not short." I said calmly, patting his head. "Now open your emails."
"Fine." Ed said, looking through them. "Screw this, half of them are from that cat bastard." Ed said, deleting Kyo's emails.
"You got some from Inuyasha too." I said, pointing.
"Oh yeah, I do." Ed said, clicking one. His mouth dropped open and veins popped all over his head.
"Hmmmm." I said, looking at it. "Hey, super midget. Your so short, you can't even be hit by the sun's light. Heh heh heh. Hope I used a small enough sized font, I tried using .5, but it's still gonna tower over ur head." I read out loud.
"THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" Ed roared, standing up.
"Gawd Ed, my parents don't approve of profanity!" I said, covering his mouth.
"MIM NOOOOON NOOOOOOORRTT!!!" Ed yelled through my hand.
"Who-y what-y? Whaddya say?" I asked, pulling my hand away.
"I'M NOOOOOOT SHOOOOOOORT!!!" Ed yelled, about to crush his laptop with the large hammer he suddenly obtained.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" I yelled, pulling him away.
"LET ME CRUSH IT, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND!!!!" He yelled, trying to get at his computer.
"NOOO!!" I yelled again, wrapping my arms around him to keep him still.
"LET ME GO, I JUST WANNA DESTROY IT!!!!" Ed yelled, thrashing his arms around.
"STOP IT!!!" I yelled, hooking one leg around his. I pulled back, tripping him.
"AUGH!!" Ed yelled, falling backwards onto the floor and onto me with a loud thud.
"Owwww." I said from under him.
Ed rolled off me, staring. "You okay?"
"Just peachy." I said weakly, closing my eyes.
"Um….." Ed said, staring at me.
"I think I need the kiss of life." I said, groaning. "My ribs…they are broken. And yes….so is my back. And I think my neck…yeah, neck's broken too."
"K-k-kiss?" Ed stammered.
"Did I st-st-st-stutter?" I said.
"I have to?" Ed asked quietly, blushing.
I groaned loudly. "It huuurts…..can't…breathe…" I stopped breathing.
"Heh heh….your just kidding right?" Ed asked nervously.
I lay there, looking more dead by the second.
"H-hey, get up." Ed said, shaking me. "Ayumi?" (Ayumi is my name in this if ya didn't kno.)
Deadness.
"Dammit…" Ed said, leaning closer to my face nervously. He stared at me.
"Oh, I'll do it!" I said, pulling his head down and kissing him.
Ed's eyes widened, and he blushed.
I let go, smiling. "Well will you look at that. I live."
"You did that on purpose." Ed said, glaring and grinning at me.
I pulled on his cheek. "Mayyyybe. But you seemed so upset that I kissed Sasuke-kun, Sesshomaru-sama, Inu-kun and Kyo-kun." I said tauntingly.
"When did you kiss them?!" Ed said, shocked and rubbing his cheek.
"Before. I'll make it up to you." I said, kissing him four more times.
Ed stared at me, turning completely red.
"There! That's 5 kisses for you. You win." I said, smiling.
Ed continued to stare at me.
"Going onliiiiine now." I said, sitting on the couch and dragging him on.
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KyoKat has set his status to 'Online'
Inupwnsu has set his status to 'Online'
KyoKat: HA! Think he freaked out?
Inupwnsu: Bet he pissed now.
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KyoKat: Heeeeey! Shor-tay!
Inupwnsu: Get our emails?
NotShort: DAMN U BASTARDS!!! I'll DESTROY YOU ALL!!!
InuYoukai: Ow Ed! Don't yell wat u type!!
Inupwnsu: Oh, I'm soooo scared.
NotShort: SCROO U!!!
InuYoukai: Ed, just 4get it.
KyoKat: Hey, wat was wit that, kiss of life thing?
Inupwnsu: yeah, wat the hell?
InuYoukai: .
InuYoukai: .
InuYoukai: Using my amazing fanfic author abilities, I will suddenly make u leave!
Inupwnsu: uh…
KyoKat: wtf?
Inupwnsu: CRAP!!! A BUNCH OF DEMONS APPEARED!!!
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InuYoukai: Heh heh heh
KyoKat: WTF?! MY COMPUTER BATTERY IS ABOUT 2 DI---
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InuYoukai: Hee hee hee
NotShort: Okay, I'm gonna go now
InuYoukai: why couldn't u just tell me that? We're rite next 2 each other
NotShort: So?
InuYoukai?
NotShort: Bye
InuYoukai: Sayonara
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InuYoukai: heh heh heh. 2day was a good day. 5 hot guys, 9 kisses. HOLY CRAP, I KISSED 9 TIMES?! Ah well
InuYoukai: Shit, it's that time already!
InuYoukai: Must do homework….or work on next chapter of fanfic!!
InuYoukai has left the chat
SPAM. Ha, that was a random chapter. XD Mostly involving spamming and me kissing hot anime guys. YAYS! Saying thanks 2 all the ppls that reviwed and faved. And did the alert thing. Thankin all ya'll for reading this far in2 the fanfic. Feeling so loved. Thanks 2 my fellow Rangers cause they rule and pwn. AND ur welcome 2 all the real ppl who wanted 2 be in the fanfic and I put them in. IF and only if I kno u well enough, I might put u in least 1 chapter. Hell, lotsa ppl wanna be in it, so I cant guarantee that u'll be in the next chapter. See ya in the next chapter and PLEASE review!
