The next day, Shadow was set to head off to space to fight that stupid motherfucker Xero. Shadow was excited because it meant more death and murder. He woke up early to polish his guns and sword and to train. At around 8AM he hopped in his black mustang and drove off to the government headquarters. When he entered the com room, the commander saluted and said "Shadow, this means a lot to us. The human race salutes you". Shadow laughed and said "don't care, you fucker. Just point me to the spaceship so I can get this job over and done with". The commander nodded and guided shadow to a separate room where a huge rocket ship was preparing for lift off.
"I'd offer you some weapons but I sense you've come prepared" the commander stated
"Yep" shadow nodded "why the Fuck wouldn't I?"
As shadow walked towards the ship, a guard stopped him and said "we need to search you first for any foreign objects"
Shadow snarled and pulled out his sword.
"Guns, weed and CDs. That's what I've got you fucking asshole" he yelled. The guard stepped back, terrified. Shadow said "now what do you say?"
The guard stammered "S-sorry?"
Shadow laughed and said "Wrong answer" and rushed at the guard slicing his arm off. The guard screamed in pain and shadow said "You're supposed to say "I'm sorry, dark lord shadow", UNDERSTAND?!" He screamed before slicing the guard's head off. Shadow laughed and licked the blood off the sword and walked away.
Shadow climbed the tower and seated himself in the rocket ship.
"Godspeed Shadow" the commander said to shadow, saluting him.
"Fuck off" Shadow replied and closed the shuttle door. The ship's engines lit and the countdown began. Shadow noticed a 'no smoking' sign in the cabin. He laughed and smashed the sign with his fist and lit a massive joint. He exhaled and said "time to rock, motherfuckers".
"3, 2, 1! Blast off!" The engineers yelled.
"IT'S ON!" Shadow screamed as the ship took off into the atmosphere. As the ship sailed off into space, the commander looked down at his gun. "See You soon, you bastard" he muttered and walked off back to the comm room.
As shadow sailed through space, he inhaled his blunt and laughed, stoned as fuck. He look around but couldn't find a CD player in the ship. He screamed "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS. I ASKED FOR A CD PLAYER ON THIS FUCKING SHIP AND THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT". He grabbed his sword and started swinging wildly. Thankfully, he'd brought his IPod and an Aux cable. Shadow pulled it out and hooked it up and started blasting 'Take A Look Around' by Limp Bizkit. He yelled
"I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME - CAUSE HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY" as the ship sailed towards Jupiter where the Egg Carrier was waiting.
