Boba Fett smiled proudly behind his cracked mask.
"Well if it isn't little miss Hollywood and her three lackies."
"Technically speaking, she would be the lackie," Ron Burgundy said.
"SHUT UP!" Boba Fett yelled, his boot connecting with Ron's face.
"Agh! Not the nose! Not my beautiful nose!"
Boba Fett shook his head.
"Which one of you wants to die first?" he asked.
"NONE OF THEM DIES BY YOUR HAND, LASSIE!" a voice called from the skies.
"You know, at this point, I think I really am high," Seth commented.
High above, Shrek glided to the scene, a massive green smoke trailing from his buttocks.
He touched down, his feet burrowing in the dirt pie soil.
"GET OGRE HERE!" Shrek roared.
He held out his chubby green hand, and a chain snaked out from under his sleeve.
It was tipped with a lethal blade, and it wedged in Boba's shoulder.
"NOOOO!" the bounty hunter yelled.
He dropped his blaster, and was yanked from the ground by the ogrelord's mighty fist.
Shrek caught Boba Fett by his head, and slowly tightened his grip.
Boba's helmet crumpled, the glass of his visor shattering and sparks emitting from the targeting system on his ear.
Soon, Boba's head was but a wet napkin in Shrek's hand.
Shrek dropped the body, and began to t-bag it Call of Duty style.
"How can we ever repay you, Shrek?" asked Seth.
"I only ask that ye sacrifice yerselves so that I may win these games, lassie."
"K," Seth chuckled.
He hopped up, and began to stride happily to the ogre.
"Seth stop!" Katniss yelled, and pulled her teammate back.
"Aye, what was that for? How can the ogrelord win this game if there are more survivors?"
"The gamemakers are dead. We can escape!" Katniss cried.
"There's no escape!" Grimlock roared.
He pounced, landing on top of Shrek.
"PUNY LABEOUF AND MUSHROOM MAN GAVE GRIMLOCK MORE POWER! GOOD SNACKS!" he yelled.
"No... Not Mario!" Seth cried.
Shrek tried to move, but Grimlock had him pinned. Grimlock's jaw lowered, and fire burst from his throat.
As the fire raged on, a glowing green mist rose from the ogrelord. He disintegrated, and began to drift away.
"HAHAHAHA! GRIMLOCK KING!"
"Just kidding, lassie."
The mist reformed above Grimlock, and Shrek fell downward, fists first. His mighty knuckles crunched into the Dinobot's metallic spine. Grimlock cried out in pain, but it was ogre now. Shrek wedged his fingers into Grimlock's metal hide, and began to pull.
"NOOOOO!" Grimlock whined.
The candy that coated his body had weakened him, making him brittle enough for Shrek to rip him into two pieces. Shards of candy and sparks filled the air. The two halves of Grimlock slammed to the ground, leaving Shrek panting victoriously.
"Who's next?" he asked.
Just then, a burst of light blinded the ogrelord.
"AAAHH!" Shrek shouted.
Beside Ron, Seth, Katniss, and Conan, a British police box had appeared.
The door opened, and a bow-tied man smiled.
"Hurry! We don't have much time!" the Doctor yelled.
The four ran into the box, as Shrek recovered.
"Agh! Now you're starting to get under my layers!"
