Title: Two Can Play

Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: First Blood – June - #12

Author: kagome313

Rating: PG-13

Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy

Universe: Non-Cannon

Word Count: 700

Summary: That invisible boundary has been overstepped

Warnings: Language.

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If someone was to ask me what happened to me, the moment I launched myself towards Inuyasha on the dock, plastic spork pressed threateningly towards his throat, I'd simply tell them to go fuck themselves.

"Are you freakin kidding me?!"

He chuckled. "Heeeelp," He screeched, feigning horror with his arms above his head.

I pressed the spork closer to his neck. "You'll need it when am done with you!" Shocked and anger coursed through me. "Why would you say that?"

"Um…Excuse me."

I snapped my head up to look at the cute boy, albeit, stupid looking, but cute all the same. "What?!"

"This is… um…"

I narrowed my gaze in his direction, wondering if his name was stutter or something. Ignoring him out of impatience, I got up from Inuyasha to brushed myself off, cutting my gaze at the nosy onlookers.

"She gets testy at times," Inuyasha chuckled, easing up on his elbows. "It's a side effect of aids – rare – but an effect all the same."

"I'll show you side effects," I gritted out, walking on his legs to get to my belongings, noticing how the guy eased back from me. "Fuck is wrong with you?" Rolling my eyes at him, I eased closer to him while he mirrored my actions in the opposite.

Inuyasha's chuckle only rose in volume.

I ignored him as I looked at the idiotic boy before me, my annoyance sending a surge of boldness inside of me. With that, I thrust it forth and grabbed the guy by his collar, drawing him closer towards me. Without further notice, I crushed my lips against his, using his shocked gasp as a chance to explore his mouth.

Goddammit, the idiot can't even kiss!

No longer than five seconds, I felt strong arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me away from him, smiling with satisfaction as the guy's lip started to shiver, his eyes glazing over with tears.

"What the hell is up with you?!" Inuyasha shook me as if the answer to his question would fall out.

Ignoring him as my gaze stayed locked with the tearful guy, I started laughing uncontrollably. "If you didn't know – aids are easily attracted through kiss." Puckering my lips together and making kissing noises, I winked at the now crying dude.

"Welcome to the club."

His only response was a shuddered intake of breath as more tears spill from his eyes before running off like a little bitch down the dock.

I sighed.

"Why the fuck would you kiss him!" Inuyasha screamed, drawing back my attention to him.

What a greedy, greedy boy he was.

"Would you like if I go around kissing everyone? Is that it?" He narrowed his eyes at me. "Or are you just interested in hurting people.

I quirked a brow; how the fuck could I hurt him when he was practically throwing himself at Ms. Harlot Cop!

"You don't see me blowing up every time you touch a girl or fuck her… or whatever!"

Inuyasha snorted. "That's because I don't, ever since I met you."

I pinned him with an incredulous look. "What does that mean?"

"Apparently to you it means nothing."

As he walked away from me, I felt like the cheese standing alone as he literally – and I'm telling you – literally walked up to a random girl and kissed her!

As if I'd be dealt a stab to the chest, I turned couldn't help watching him in stupor, my mind turning to mush as our eyes were stuck together, right up to the point until his lips departed from the girl.

The girl who was currently blushing like an asshole as she watched Inuyasha with that look of wanting to be fucked.

Before walking off from the act, I walked up to the couple, glaring angrily at Inuyasha as the back of my throat began to tickle. "You're despicable," I whispered before slapping him hard, enough to bruise his lips.

Turning around, I heard the woman gushing with worry as she told him that he was bleeding.

"Dammit I forgot to tell you!" I turned back and smiled sweetly at the girl as she looked at me expectantly. "He's gay…and he has aids."