A/N: That's right it did take me forever to update this and the biggest reason for this little problem is… Kingdom Hearts 2 came out on Wednesday and I missed school just to play. In fact I missed Thursday and Friday. My parents are so nice. But now I'm updating even though I really wanna see Riku in the game which is by the way taking forever. I mean it took me 5 hours and 6 minutes just to get the game started. A lot of time on a first level. Anyway, it's a good game after it gets going and is a lot of fun. I recommend it to everyone. But enough of my KH fan spew. Onward, to a funny (or kinda cute) lil' ficllet.

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They had been on his ship now for almost three months. In those three months, many things had happened. The first and biggest thing was he had decided that his father would never return his love for him, and would never give him back his kingdom. His birth right would never be restored to him…Willingly. So, what will not be given, will be taken.

The second thing that happened in those three months was that he gained some very strong and influential allies. The Avatar and his friends. They had the same goal as he did, take down the Fire Lord. Why not partner up? It only seemed like the smart thing to do. They were strong and had many excellent connections to other nations that would also ally against the Fire Nations rule.

But the third thing that he had discovered in those three months is that a certain waterbending peasant should never have been allowed on his newly commandeered ship at all. Instead she should have been throne over board and fed to the fishes.

Why was he being so cruel toward the girl you may wonder? Well, it was simple. Since she had been brought on board she had made his life a little more miserable everyday. How could she possibly do something like make Prince Zuko's life anymore miserable you may ask? Simple, she did absolutely nothing by the book. If it said run she would walk. If it said jump, she would duck. And even though she did things top-see turv-ey it didn't matter because she never really found herself in any trouble she couldn't wriggle her self out of.

An example of her little antics had been just this afternoon. She had been running around on deck, practicing her bending skills. Harmless enough right? Well, then she saw a leopard-seal (not like the real ones, half leopard, half seal) swimming on it's merry way in the waters, by the boat. Well, seeing as she had "rescued a eel form the kitchen, a cat from the harbor, and a rat from the said cat, why not "rescue" a perfectly healthy, extremely dangerous leopard-seal too. Just for the heck of it.

So she did just that.

Using her bending abilities, Katara formed a water orb around where the seal was swimming, with a lot of concentration. She then heaved the orb over the deck of the ship. At this time Zuko had stopped talking to the helmsmen and looked over to see what was happening. Let's just say, he was not at all thrilled with what he saw.

Katara was slowly lowering the huge cat/seal/mammal onto the deck. She bit her lip in concentration and furrowed her brows together. This mammal was heavy! Right when she was about to let the ball of water dissipate and meet her new animal friend, she saw a ball of fire wrap around her ball of water. She jumped when she felt a hand clamp down on her shoulder and someone, rather upset and whom she assumed was Zuko, say into her in a whisper filled with unsaid threats and hidden rage, "Put it back and don't say a word."

"But-"

"I said, put it back and don't say a word."

Katara frowned and began lifting the confused animal back up and into the air. She then placed it back in the water where it continued swimming by the ship as if nothing had happened.

"Now turn around and look at me." Zuko commanded with another threaded whisper.

She did as he said slowly and crossed her arms over her chest. She pouted and didn't look at the Fire Nation ex-prince. Instead she looked to where she had placed the seal longingly. She felt the hand on her shoulders grip tighten.

"Look at me."

She did.

When he looked into her eyes though, he couldn't scold her or tell her how much of a retarded idea that was, since those things could and have been known to eat people. He couldn't yell or scream. He couldn't threaten to throw her off the ship. He couldn't do anything except remember….

Remember exactly why he loved her as much as he did.

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A/N: Well… It's not as big or funny as I wanted it to be and it's not as good as I hoped but there you have it. I'm going to try and write another one soon but what I really need is ideas to write about. So if you have any at all please tell me and I'll write a one, or two, or why not, a three part drabble on them. Wouldn't be nice to see something you've always wanted written to come to life right on your computer screen? I hope y'all enjoyed it.

Review Replies!

cherryopsicle- Thank you very much. I'm very glad you liked it.

Junsui Chikyuu- I'm very glad. I hoped you liked this one as well.

apollo'sinspiration- I'm glad you liked the images and could imagen the women. I know what you mean by the gossipy voices. Hope this one hit yah the same way.

PeaceLovingHippie and Wings- You stuck your tongue out at the screen? Wow, you really hate gossip… Me too. lol. But one thing, you said Zuko wouldn't give up the chance to capture the avatar and he has. Twice. In the storm and after the finale. And I'm sorry about all the drama. I was in a dramatic-y kind of mood that week. I'm really glad you liked it.

Indiehippie- Oh! You think this is heaven for fdrabs! Thankyou so much!

kayko15- Haha! He got a kiss no matter how small it was. lol. I hope next time I'll be able to update sooner for you.

Boylessgirl52941- I'm glad you liked them.

That appears to be all so yeah, till next time.