Well, after I looked over the last chapter, I learned a few things.
1) I love punctuation marks.
2) I love Batman.
3) I think Anthony is a girl.|
4) It was probably the funniest chapter yet.

So, I hope you guys think the same thing. IDK if I can outdo myself, though, so you'd better watch out…

Thanks as always:
I'mNotCrazy.I'mInsane: It's weird, no one in my class seems to know what déjà vu means. It's really, really pathetic, considering I'm a freshman. Ha, I hate science SO much. WALLY FRIGGIN WEST. If I had seen you with that on your arm, I would've run over there and hugged the crap outta you.

P.S: I officially love gingers. Namely Roy Harper and Wally West. FTW.


Sweeney was still babying Micky and Brooke. They were currently sitting in a booth in Mrs. Lovett's shop. Mrs. Lovett brought them a few pies, and before Brooke could scarf one down, he backhanded it off the table. Brooke sat there, staring at the empty spot on the table, and started wailing.

Sweeney leapt over the table and sat on it while he cradled Brooke in his arms. He was singing a lullaby to her, and she was falling asleep.

Meanwhile, Micky was holding her head in her hands. "I'm surrounded by freaks."

All of a sudden, the bell above Sweeney's shop chimed. Everyone looked up, and Micky and Brooke smiled sadistically at each other.

They raced upstairs, Brooke reaching the door first. She stopped abruptly, letting Sweeney, Mrs. Lovett, and Micky crash into her in that order. Brooke was pondering something. "I've seen you somewhere before…"

Sweeney was by his razors in a second. He flipped one open and started stalking toward the man in the middle of the room. Mrs. Lovett was just standing there watching. She was in Micky's line of vision, but when she finally got out of the way so Micky could see what was going on, she gasped loudly.

Sweeney was leaning over the red-haired man, razor at his throat, when Micky screamed:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone looked at her, but she didn't notice. She was staring at the ginger cowering from Sweeney. She stepped closer and her eyes widened more than they physically could (which is a contradictory statement in itself). Sweeney glanced at him and stood up straight. He pointed and asked, "You know this man?"

Micky didn't look at him, but instead helped the ginger up. He looked like he was confused and scared out of his wits, which was becoming a normal thing with Micky and Brooke around.

Micky looked at Brooke, who finally seemed to recognize the man. She gasped. The girls screamed at the top of their fangirl lungs:

"IT'S WALLY FRIGGIN WEST!"

The ginger just stared at the girls and gaped like a fish. Sweeney put down his razor and pouted. Mrs. Lovett was confused.

It was really quiet. They stood there for a few minutes without anyone saying anything. Brooke broke the silence, as per usual, and said, "Well, this is awkward. Let's go to the market."

Everyone but Wally agreed. "I'm not goin' anywhere with that maniacal barber! I'm staying right here!"

Micky used the puppy-dog face on him and he sighed. "Let's go to the market, then."


They reached the market and the group looked around. Sweeney and Brooke weren't looking for anything particular, Mrs. Lovett was looking for Pirelli, Wally was trying to figure out were he was and how he got into his civilian clothes, and Micky was gazing up at Wally, completely love struck.

They walked a little further and Sweeney saw the Beadle. Brooke and Micky eeped, and they hid behind Wally and Sweeney. Sweeney growled a little and Wally backed away a little as he started to stalk toward the Beadle, but Mrs. Lovett stopped him.

Sweeney pouted, but put his razor away again. Brooke patted his back comfortingly. They followed Mrs. Lovett through the maze of British people. Micky and Brooke waved to some of them, saying, "Allo, govna! Allo! Allo govna!" Wally even joined in, finally loosening up a little bit. Soon the girls and Wally were laughing so hard that people were whispering to each other.

And here Micky thought that everyone in London was ignorant of everyone else.

They finally made it to the stage just in time to see Toby start beating a drum. Random music started playing as well and Wally looked around. Micky leaned over and said, "Have you ever heard of the musical Sweeney Todd?"

He grimaced and replied, "The one where the barber goes crazy and starts killing people in his shop to get revenge on the judge who sent him to prison so he could rape his wife and steal his daughter and it ends with pretty much every major character dying?" Micky shushed him when people started staring at him. Sweeney glared at them.

"Yes, that Sweeney Todd."

"What about it?"

"You're kind of in it."

Wally gazed around, then it finally hit him. He screamed "HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!" and started weeping on Micky's shoulder. She patted his head and comfortingly said, "Don't worry. You probably ran so fast you traveled through time. All you need to do is go that fast again, and then you should be home." He smiled and started vibrating.

Micky teared up. "You're…you're not leaving now, are you?" He looked at her and stopped. He sighed and said, "No, I won't leave you girls with this maniac. I'll take you with me when I go back." The girls cheered and Sweeney rolled his eyes.

They turned their attention to Toby singing:

Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention please?
Do you wake every morning
In shame and despair
To discover your pillow is covered with hair
What ought not to be there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen
From now on you can waken at ease
You need never again
Have a worry or care
I will show you a miracle
Marvelous, rare

Gentlemen, you are about to see something
Arose from the dead…
On the top of my head!

Toby pulled off the hat and his wig fell off with it. He looked around and pointed at something. The crowd looked and he quickly put the wig back on. When the crowd turned back around again, they all ooh-ed and ah-ed. He posed like a supermodel and strutted around a little.

'Twas Pirelli's miracle elixir
That's what did the trick sir
True, sir, true
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick sir
Just like an elixir
Ought to do

He handed a few bottles to the crowd. One guy rubbed it on his head, then sniffed it. He promptly passed out. Nobody noticed. A bottle was handed to Sweeney and the group and he opened it cautiously.

Toby kept singing as they sniffed the open bottle. Brooke fainted on Mrs. Lovett. Sweeney and Micky began to sing while Wally and Mrs. Lovett fanned Brooke and tried to rouse her.

What is this?
What is this?
Smells like p***
Smells like- ew!

This is p***
P*** with ink!

Toby glared at them before he started singing faster.

Ladies seem to love it-

Flies do too!

Micky sang happily. Everyone laughed and Pirelli popped out of his tent dramatically.

IIIIIIIIIIIII…
Am Adolfo Pirelli
The King of the Barbers
The Barber of Kings…

He kept singing but Micky didn't pay attention. She was giggling and looking at Wally. He looked at her as if she was crazy…which she probably was. She whispered to herself, "Hey ladies, check me out! I just like a helicopter! …I'm…sorta like a helicopter…"

He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms like he was frustrated. She patted his back. He smiled at her and she swooned again. He caught her in his arms and she held onto him. They stared at each other, then leaned in slowly, closing their eyes.

Sweeney caught a glimpse of them and pulled Micky from Wally's grasp and pushed him down like a five-year-old. Micky glared at Sweeney. "But Daaaaaaaad.." He glared right back at her and said, "NO."

He pulled her back to their spot in the crowd, but Micky turned around and winked at Wally. He blushed and smiled.


. . .

…I couldn't help myself, its WALLY FRIGGIN WEST!

To be honest, Brooke has no clue who Wally West even is. She's not big on superheroes like me. She loves Spiderman, though…GO WEB GO.

So, I'm really bored right now, but I just finished yelling at someone for flaming me (first flame and I didn't even understand it :/ IDK HOW THE HECK THAT HAPPENS, BUT OH WELL.), and I feel really accomplished right now. It was on my Puss in Boots story in case any of you wanted to check it out and try and tell me what the heck it means (or if you wanna yell at them. Trust me, I wouldn't mind). So the rest of this scene will be in the next chapter. I just thought this was long enough.

And BTW, I told you I wouldn't be able to outdo myself. This chapter was kinda crappy because I'm a freakish fangirl for WALLY FRIGGIN WEST and when I got that review it made me go a little overboard with it. I'M SO SORRY! BTW x2…that's a line from JLU. Like, my favorite line ever. I'M JUST LIKE A HELICOPTER!
~MickyinBoots