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Chapter 12


How could this happen? This was supposed to be her day with Agent 3, they were going to have so much fun! they we're going to learn so much about one another, how could have this have gone from going according to her plan to really messed up?

There was only one answer to that question and one of the two individuals that were the cause of the current mishap is currently tied up with her. Currently gaping in shock and shaking in anger because the other person was currently smooching her devilish lips all over Agent 3's lips.

She had enough of watching helplessly on the ground, so she had nudged Agent 4 to get her attention, Agent 4 turned to her or tried to since they were both tied up back to back.

"What is it?" hissed Agent 4, Callie then shushed her to get her to be more quiet. Callie could understand if she was angry with her, she did help in squidnapping her to be honest but she deserved it!.

"You're hands are closer to the hem of my dress, get the knife strapped to my back." whispered Callie to Agent 4.

Agent 4 looked shock at the prospect that Callie had something like that hidden but kept that thought to the back of her mind, since that was the only chance of them escaping this rope. She then tried to reach down Callie's dress and patted a couple of times getting Callie to make a small squeak.

"I said on my back not on my butt!" scolded Callie, careful of getting heard by Marie.

"Sorry!" Agent 4 apologized, but still managed to reach the item, "I got it!"

"Great! now cut off the sides, it won't take much to make it loose!" said Callie.

But as soon as Agent 4 was about to painstakingly cut off the rope, the window was shattered by something going breaking into the room, shocking the four inklings inside, as they all got a good look towards window since the sun was blocking the view, It revealed Cap'n Cuttlefish and Agent 8 seemingly ready to shoot anything that moves.

"What are you kids doing?" The Cap'n said, and then held a hand towards the person that came with him to gesture to put the gun down.

It was Marie that spoke up, "W-well you see-" she tried to say but was cut off by Callie.

"Gramps! Please help!" Callie cried out with a face that was full of tears that were almost going to drop down her cheeks, Agent 4 just looked at her with a brow raised.

She sure is quick to change personalities, thought Agent 4, what happened to the serious Callie earlier?

The Cap'n took a moment to process what he was seeing and just shook his head. "Are you girls arguing again? Eight can you untie the both of them while I help Agent 3."

"Yes sir." Agent 8 said as she saluted and then walked towards Callie and Agent 4 and proceeded to cut the ropes away to free them.

And after a few moments, All the Agents were now in front of the leader of the NNS, he looked to his grandchildren and to 3 and 4 and sighed.

"This is what's goin' to happen." he then pointed his cane up to Agent 3's face, "You go with Agent 8 and sort yourself out, I'll have a talk with these lassies in the meantime."

The three girls tried to argue but was stopped by a glare from the Cap'n, he never glared at them before so he must be seriously this time he might be serious.

Agent 3 only nodded, he was still flustered by the whole ordeal with Marie, and his mind was a mess. He was then tapped on the shoulder by Agent 8 and she motioned for him to super jump outside with her through the broken window.

As he was walking towards the window with her, he sent one last look at the three girls and the Cap'n before he superjumped out with Agent 8 in tow.

"Now as for you three." The Cap'n said, "What in cod's name is happening?"

The three girls just looked at each other.

It was Agent 4 who spoke up this time, "Uh, it's a long story?"

"Try me lass." The Cap'n said in a serious tone.


Agent 3 and 8 were now on suburbs of inkopolis, Agent 3 did not have a clue why they were here, he just kind of followed Agent 8 without a word, he had first thought they were going to go straight to the cuttlefish cabin but instead she had lead him to the suburbs of inkopolis, he's been in inkopolis for 2 years now and he still haven't explored these parts of town. He was about to voice his concerns but was cut off by Agent 8.

"We've arrived." Agent 8 said, she stopped in front of a large gate, how did he not notice this while they were walking towards here?

Agent 3 stood gaping at how large the gate is, "Uh, where are we?" he could see a large mansion just across the gate, he didn't know whose it was but it sure as heck was out of his budget. "Home." was Agent 8's simple reply, as she rang the doorbell.

Home?!, thought Agent 3, That means this is Pearl and Marina's house, its huge!

"AYO! Who's there?!" a loud voice came out of the speaker next to the doorbell.

"It's me, can you please let us in?" said Agent 8.

"Ah, you're back! give me a second." there was a bit of shuffling in the background as if she was looking for something, "Okay found it! it's unlocked now come in!" The gate then produced a loud beep, it seemed that it was electronically locked, it was then pushed open by Agent 8.

"Come in." was all Agent 8 said, she sure wasn't that talkative, speaking of which when they were in the metro she didn't talk that much either.

As he passed the gate he noticed there was still a long trek to the mansion, it was then he noticed that Agent 8 was going in a different direction than in what he was looking at, he noticed that she was headed to the shuttle bus parked near the entrance, he wondered how rich must you be to actually have such a big front yard and a shuttle bus to use inside, he just put that thought in the back burner for now as he went ahead and took a seat next to Agent 8.

As the shuttle bus moved he turned towards Agent 8, "Hey, why'd you and the Cap'n go in guns blazing in Marie's room anyway? I mean it's not that i'm not grateful for getting me out of that situation." he said, he didn't know how he'd face the three girls the next time they had to meet, it's been such a exhilarating day.

"The Captain had called out to use using the radio my caretakers had kept." said Agent 8, talking about the radio Pearl and Marina had found to talk to both of them while in the metro. "He called for me to help him because your headphones distress signal had been activated inside the squid sister's home. We barely understood him since he talked so fast, also your headphones are still sending out the distress signal."

Agent 3 then pulled out his headphones and saw that it's lights were blinking really fast, he turned to Agent 8 with a face of apology, "Dang, I'm sorry for getting you and the Cap'n mixed up in my mess." he said.

"Do not worry, I am glad you are safe." she replied with a smile.

Agent 3 smiled back, and the rest of the ride was met with silence as they waited to reach the front door of the mansion.


"How're ya handlin' stardom Three?" Pearl asked as she was patting Agent 3 in the back she had waited for them in front of the mansion and greeted them as soon as they arrived, she obviously had seen the interview on the TV or the viral picture. While this was happening though, Agent 8 just opted to sit comfortably on the couch while watching some TV.

"Urgh, please don't remind me, I'd like it if I was just a normal squid again." answered Agent 3, he couldn't handle this, he just wanted a peaceful life with his work as an agent.

"That's not what I heard Marina say about you!" said Pearl, pointing a thumb at Marina who was now panicking and gesturing for Pearl to stop.

"What?" asked Agent 3, he then looked towards Marina who was now gesturing with her hands to say sorry and then looked back to Pearl, "What has she been saying about me?"

"Pfft, nothing much, just that you were supposed to have an 8 hour rap battle with her." said Pearl while nonchalantly checking out her fingertips.

"What?!" exclaimed Agent 3, he then turned to Marina,"Marina that was supposed to be a secret! and that was only for one time."

"Sorry!" apologized the tall octoling, "But come on Three! you've got dope skills, you were even featured in Haikara Walker! you gotta make a collab with Pearlie and I some time!" she offered.

Agent 3 just sighed he knew he should have trusted his guts and never accepted Marina's invitation, "I'll think about it, but for now can I stay over? I think the Cap'n is going to be busy and I can't really face Marie right now." Marie usually hang around the Cuttlefish Cabin during the day so he couldn't really sleep there, it was just too awkward to face her right now.

"Sure thing! pick any room from the second floor just not ours of course!" said Pearl.

"O-Oh I think I can sleep in the couch" said Agent 3, It'd be rude for him to stay over and suddenly use one of their rooms.

"Nonsense!" it was Marina who spoke up, "You're a guest! you need a bed to sleep on not this worn down couch."

That couch looks like it costs more than my own apartment, thought Agent 3, thinking about his apartment that he couldn't use at the moment because of all the unwanted visitors, how his address got leaked he doesn't know, maybe he'll have to move, he has been thinking of buying better one that's near the square, but the prices there are sky high!

"W-Well if you insist." Agent 3 finally relented, he really needed to get back to his apartment, maybe he'll call the landlord and arrange things.

"In the meantime," Pearl spoke up, "How bout that rap battle? We got a studio here and everything!"

"Great idea Pearlie!" Marina cheered, "I'll go make sure everything is ready." Agent 3 tried to stop her but she was already in the middle of the stairs.

Please kill me now, Agent 3 thought, he was already thinking that dealing with the girls earlier was more worth it than this.


4/10/2019

Filler chapter, I know you guys wanted something more concrete than this, but I also wanted to get something out at least this month, since I'll be pretty busy.

I had written the Captain's talk with the three girls and wanted to add them here but I thought it would be better to add that into another chapter since I got an idea that well with it. Also, expect pretty bad update rate (It's already bad I know lol) since I'm getting pretty busy in IRL.

So for now enjoy and comment out and discrepancies and spelling errors and the like.