Credit for the fifth The Warrior Matchup show goes tooooooo:

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The Warrior Match-Up (Part 5 of…4 0.0?)

Firestarfury: I'm your host, the oh so stunning, Firestaruurrrryyyyyy!

-Winks at the crowd-

-everybody likes this

Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox- Okay, yeah watevs dude get to the point!"

Firestarfury: Alright, everybody, puh-lease welcome, the amazing, the stunning SQUIRRELFLIGHTSNIFFSBUTTXOX!

-3 people like this-

*CHEERS APPLAUSE*

Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox: Hey, everybody! I'm a creepy she-cat who pretended I had kits when they were really my sister's, Leafpool! And, my screen name says Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox, kind of looks like Squirrelflight sniffs buttox, but it's Squirrelflight sniffs butt XOX, and I do like to sniff butts and another thing that is-

Firestarfury: WHOA, WE DON'T WANNA KNOW. MOVING ON! I've done another Warrior Matchup show, because they were a big hit. –Winks to the crowd again-

-500 people like this

Firestarfury: okay, erreybody, welcome, all the way from ThunderClan, BRAMBLECLAWWWWWW!

-6346 people like this.

Brambleclaw: Hey, everybody. I'm…Brambleclaw…. And I like how Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox sniffs…my butt…

-squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox likes this

Firestarfury: ….okay… uh….you do know that's my daughter you're talking about…riiiight?

Brambleclaw: yeah, firestarfury…. I do, and I like talking about her like that…

-Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox likes this

Firestarfury: and welcome the boring unfun dude who's from thunderclan, Ashfur….ew.

Ashfur: hi, im high.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ashfur: Love you too.

Firestarfury: Okayyyyyy, who votes for ASHFUR?!

-complete and total silence.-

-everybody likes this

-a random cat shouts: GO ASHFUR I LUV U-

Firestarfury: At least you have someone to go to after you loose.

Ashfur: Wud was that.

Firestarfury: Wha- nothing…nothing at all Ashfur.

Firestarfury: Who votes for the one, the only, BRAMBLECLAWWWWWWWWWWW?!

Heathertail: Firestarfury, are you gay for Brambleclaw?

Firestarfury: Ummm...nooooooooooo? Moving on.

-everybody cheers.-

Firestarfury: Okay, everybody! It looks like we have a clear cut winner! Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox is mated to….BRAMBLECLAWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Squirrelsniffsbuttxox: *Sniffs Brambleclaw's butt* Your butt smells goods ;P

Brambleclaw: Yeah, I conditioned it just for you.

*Brambleclaw and squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox have signed off*

Ashfur: I'm too high to care….

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Firestarfury: All right, I'm your host, Firestarfury, and I'm NOT gay for Brambleclaw, and this is I, signing off.

*FirestarFury signed off of Warrior Matchup*

Sandstorm: Wait for meh! ;D

*Sandstorm signed off of the Warrior Matchup.*

Crowfeather: *Steps on stage* Hey everyone, *Fails to flip short fur* I'm Crowfeather, and the end of the show is…now *Fails, yet again, to flip his short fur*

{UPDATE~~~~~~}

[Squirrleflightsniffsbutxox and Bramblecalw are very happy together]

[Firestarfury canceled the next episode of the show ]

[Sandstorm….is….dea- alive!]

[The Warrior Matchup…is over ]