Credit for the fifth The Warrior Matchup show goes tooooooo:
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The Warrior Match-Up (Part 5 of…4 0.0?)
Firestarfury: I'm your host, the oh so stunning, Firestaruurrrryyyyyy!
-Winks at the crowd-
-everybody likes this
Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox- Okay, yeah watevs dude get to the point!"
Firestarfury: Alright, everybody, puh-lease welcome, the amazing, the stunning SQUIRRELFLIGHTSNIFFSBUTTXOX!
-3 people like this-
*CHEERS APPLAUSE*
Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox: Hey, everybody! I'm a creepy she-cat who pretended I had kits when they were really my sister's, Leafpool! And, my screen name says Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox, kind of looks like Squirrelflight sniffs buttox, but it's Squirrelflight sniffs butt XOX, and I do like to sniff butts and another thing that is-
Firestarfury: WHOA, WE DON'T WANNA KNOW. MOVING ON! I've done another Warrior Matchup show, because they were a big hit. –Winks to the crowd again-
-500 people like this
Firestarfury: okay, erreybody, welcome, all the way from ThunderClan, BRAMBLECLAWWWWWW!
-6346 people like this.
Brambleclaw: Hey, everybody. I'm…Brambleclaw…. And I like how Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox sniffs…my butt…
-squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox likes this
Firestarfury: ….okay… uh….you do know that's my daughter you're talking about…riiiight?
Brambleclaw: yeah, firestarfury…. I do, and I like talking about her like that…
-Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox likes this
Firestarfury: and welcome the boring unfun dude who's from thunderclan, Ashfur….ew.
Ashfur: hi, im high.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ashfur: Love you too.
Firestarfury: Okayyyyyy, who votes for ASHFUR?!
-complete and total silence.-
-everybody likes this
-a random cat shouts: GO ASHFUR I LUV U-
Firestarfury: At least you have someone to go to after you loose.
Ashfur: Wud was that.
Firestarfury: Wha- nothing…nothing at all Ashfur.
Firestarfury: Who votes for the one, the only, BRAMBLECLAWWWWWWWWWWW?!
Heathertail: Firestarfury, are you gay for Brambleclaw?
Firestarfury: Ummm...nooooooooooo? Moving on.
-everybody cheers.-
Firestarfury: Okay, everybody! It looks like we have a clear cut winner! Squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox is mated to….BRAMBLECLAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Squirrelsniffsbuttxox: *Sniffs Brambleclaw's butt* Your butt smells goods ;P
Brambleclaw: Yeah, I conditioned it just for you.
*Brambleclaw and squirrelflightsniffsbuttxox have signed off*
Ashfur: I'm too high to care….
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Firestarfury: All right, I'm your host, Firestarfury, and I'm NOT gay for Brambleclaw, and this is I, signing off.
*FirestarFury signed off of Warrior Matchup*
Sandstorm: Wait for meh! ;D
*Sandstorm signed off of the Warrior Matchup.*
Crowfeather: *Steps on stage* Hey everyone, *Fails to flip short fur* I'm Crowfeather, and the end of the show is…now *Fails, yet again, to flip his short fur*
{UPDATE~~~~~~}
[Squirrleflightsniffsbutxox and Bramblecalw are very happy together]
[Firestarfury canceled the next episode of the show ]
[Sandstorm….is….dea- alive!]
[The Warrior Matchup…is over ]
