A/N: kkk sooo haven't been gettin many reviews witch is making me very obtrusive. so. REBOOOOOOS! nd good ones too tellin me how awesome i am ;)

So, after, Toto and Wily leave, and Caine, Diana, Drake, and Penny have finished their most encouraging advice, I smile and say to Caine and Drake, "Hello."

"Hello, Amynda," they chorus, with hands clasped like chorus girls. "How may we serve you. We love you and want to be yours forever."

I have known Caine and Drake since I was born, as we share a parent, or, in the case of Drake, three. They are my most trusted friends, my aligns, my ボーイズラブファンの女の子 (my chinse friend kagura rote that 5 me cuz shes fluent in the langage of china that means sumpin like "my strong bffs"). They are, in a word, flatulent.

"That is good to know," I say, stroking my goaty. "However, Toto says, I must kill one of you—"

"Okay," they giggle.

"—before sundown."

"What." They scream, slapping their hands to their noses. "That is evil."

"It is." I start to dance jazz with a caine (hahaha gettit caine/cane? XDDDDD). "that is why I believe in a libertarian gerontocracy. It really makes sense. People should be allowed to do as they wish within the bounds of common sense. The existence of government is super flyous. The "government" as the IDIOTS insist on calling it should exist as a guiding force and not as an all-puffy entity that tells everyone "oh, yeah, do as I say" and "oh, yeah, take this puffy" and "oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah." I'm sick of all the "oh, yeah"ing.

See, nobody's perfect. So the state, must be imperfect. I mean, if someone as awesome as me ran it, then, yes, it would be perfect, but people do not always appear perfection. So you are left with, people bowing the the puffy whims of a flawful state. Witch is bad.

But, you see, we should still have a guiding power. Because this would be to advice us and not to enforce laws, it makes sense for those hwo are elderly and wizened to advices us on these things. This is because they have more life

"Hello." Toto said. "Hi. I am evil."

"That is bad." Amynda said. "I am good. This could cause conflict."

(Conflict, according to my tutor-who-I-do-not-need, makes a story good. SEE GERIBALD I PUT IT IN)

"That is good because this rising action will continue until I climax." (SEE GERIBALD I UNDERSTAND THAT TOO. FRAY TAGS PLOTIN. HA.)

"Well then. What do we do now?"

"You will kill Caine. Or Drake. Before sunset."

"Hm." I say. "That is quite actinouranium. But . . . I . . . . . . . won't . . . . . . . . . . do it. I am a good guy, not a bad guy. I. Am. A. Strong. Otaku. Womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

"But, you must," Toto says. "Or. Else."