(Checks herself in the mirror) I don't look like J.K. or Kishimoto in any way. Meaning I don't own the crazy brat wizard Harry Potter or the awesomeness that is Naruto. But I do own the OC.


Answering to Screwi321' question: They will appear in the fight in the Ministry. And there might be some yelling. Until then, only letters and mentions.


Is anyone good at pranks? Come on people, I need some to play on Snape, Malfoy and especially, Umbrige! Give me some! Please! (Makes puppy dog eyes)


It was now lunch time and the Weasley's were still thanking Harry for saving their fathers life.

"But I just saw it in a dream. I didn't do anything." Harry tried to explain to the red-heads. (And people say that red heads are smart)

"But you saw him in danger and told Dumbledore. You saved him." Ron told him. If Harry wasn't in people, he would just start banging his head on the table.

"Don't give Harry-kun all of the credit," Safaia suddenly appeared from behind them, "Jeido helped Weasley-san, too. She healed him then got him to the hospital you wizards use."

"But Harry let us know dad is in danger." Fred said.

"So the hero is Harry." George showed to the said boy. Harry was ready to pull his hair out and Safaia rolled her eyes. The owls finally came and along with them a brown hawk.

"What's a hawk doing here?" Seamus asked.

"That's a messenger hawk from Konoha." Safaia said and extended her arm for the hawk to land on it. She took the letters out, gave it some meat for its hard work and, after appearing next to her seat, put it on the table next to her.

"Why are you using a hawk?" Umbrige asked and eyed the winged predator.

"Where we live, owls can't survive and are too slow. The messages must be delivered fast, especially during a war, and safely for the ones who will receive the message to understand it." Jeido explained.

"Yoru-kun." Safaia handed him a letter from his parents.

"My Kaa-san is worried again." Yoru sighed.

"Jeido-chan." She handed a letter with some hearts.

"Why won't he understand that I'm not interested in him?" Jeido mumbled.

"Me." Safaia opened her letter and they began reading the letters, until some people screamed 'WHAT?'

They looked up to see the kids reading the Daily Prophet. Safaia secretly activated her Byakugan and read the bolded words:


Dolores Jane Umbrige, Senior Undersecretary of Minister Cornelius Fudge,

Appointed as the new High Inquisitor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.


"We got some problems." Safaia whispered to them and told the article in Japanese.

"Trouble is really easy said." Yoru commented. Umbrige smiled at everyone a wicked smile. The other teachers frowned at her and some shot a poison glare at her (not Snape, but a witch in green robes). Umbrige got up and handed some kids pieces of paper and they read it: Additional rules by Hogwarts New High Inquisitor.

"She knew about this." Hermione whispered.

"And planned these a while waiting." Harry added.

"What a…" Ron began.

"Teme." All 3 shinobi whispered.

(AN: Did they have the same conversation?)

"I'll ask for everyone to follow these new rules, so that we can be friends." Umbrige said.

"More like enemies." Yoru commented. McGonagall, who is trying to learn Japanese, looked at them and nodded, showing that she agrees. Umbrige told few words on her ideas of becoming friends, while secretly Safaia locked her hands around her neck and pretended that she is dying from Umbrige's speech. Many students, including teachers, were having trouble holding away their laughter. Seriously, while Umbrige is talking, it does look like Safaia is in agony. The only ones, who weren't laughing, were the Slytherins.

"Professor Umbrige! Uzumaki is making fun of you!" Malfoy yelled out and pointed at Safaia, who is now just sitting bored.

"Miss Uzumaki, can you and your friends show me those letters you got today? Now." Umbrige ordered.

"That is violating other people privacy!" Hermione yelled out.

"10 points from Gryffindor for yelling at me." Umbrige said.

"20 points to Gryffindor for showing their bravery." Jeido said, making everyone turn attention to her. Umbrige walked up to her: "You don't have such rights." Jeido just smiled: "I got some more rights, then a back stabber in pink."

"What do you mean?" Umbrige went wide-eyed.

"You know what I mean, Back Stabber." Jeido handed her letter: "You wanted to read our letters, here. Only one problem: they're in Japanese." Safaia and Yoru handed their letters to her. Umbrige just huffed and looked at the letters. Jeido was right they are in Japanese, but not a problem. Umbrige used a translation spell on the letters, making the words in English, and read the letters. First Yoru's:


Dear Yoru.

Hope you are doing fine on this mission. Still can't believe that you have to teach those weaklings about physical work, even if more then a month has passed. Hope you know what to do with those brats, if they don't listen. No, I'm not talking about using your strength, but about…

Using your Fire Style jutsu, that should put them in place in a matter of seconds. Your mother wanted to tell you about using your skills of leading a group in case…

Safaia can't do that. By they way, what is this rumor about you having a crush on Safaia? Imagine I just walk to get some groceries for dinner and I hear from Ino and Hana Inuzukas that you have a crush on her. Is it true or only Ino-pigs imagination gone wild?

Forgetting that topic, hope you are ready for anything those weakling think of. I don't want to hear about you, being an Uchiha, loosing to some people in large dresses. Understood?

Now kisses and bye. Write back as soon as you can.

Your mom and dad.


Was just an ordinary letter from parents back home. It is visible by style that both parents wrote the letter.

Now Jeido's letter:


Dear Jeido.

What I must do to prove me feelings for you? Should I jump from a cliff in a pond of crocodiles and fight against missing-nins while battling the crocodiles? I will do anything just name it.

When I first saw you, I didn't believe my eyes and my heart began to sore and sung at the sight of you.

My father told me that is love, because he felt like that, when he ell in love with mother. I just want to be with you, and have love as passionable as my parents.

Maybe the subject isn't the best, but I will do anything you want me to do. No matter how many years I shall wait, but I will make you see how youthful I am and how I truly feel about you.

Hope you feel the same way my love.

Rock Li.


Turned out to be a love letter from some guy.

Now Safaia's letter:


Dear Safaia.

Hope you're having some fun over there. I know I wouldn't. That type of a job is just dumb. Seriously wizards themselves are stupid, why only use wands as a weapon. Then some guy appears, claims himself an evil lord and everyone runs away in fear. Are they stupid or just weak minded?

Forget what your father wrote, he just had a bad fight against the enemy of a Hokage: paperwork, all night, so he is a bit cranky.

I meant it, they are weak. Anyway, hope you're not using any type of jutsu you're not suppose to. You don't want to get chewed by your mother, like I once got. How was I suppose to know that I accidentally broke the women's bath wall. It was in a middle of a freaking fight!

Still he was suppose to know his village like his 5 fingers. He grew up here, after all.

How about we forget this argument and end the letter.

Big kisses…

Large hugs…

Write soon back!

Your mother and father.


Nothing more then a simple letter. They have nothing to hide in here; Umbrige thought and gave them the letters back.

"See? Wee got simple letters from home. Nothing criminal like, is it?" Jeido asked. Umbrige frowned and left back to her seat.

"Wonder what is in those letters." Hermione said.

"Probably just letters from home." Ginny guessed.

"Maybe something more private for Jeido." Harry said, as he remembered her story.

"Maybe." Rom agreed.

"Wonder if you can hold all of the pressure Professor Uragirimono." Yoru said. Umbrige looked at him: "And what does that mean?"

"You betrayed people and don't know its meaning? Weird." Yoru said and ate some salad. Umbrige huffed and sat down.

"I'm surprised that the chair is still holding her." Safaia was amazed. Yoru and Jeido just smiled at this, they have been wondering about that too.


-Someplace Unknown-

Voldemort wasn't exactly happy, since his plan to catch Harry failed. Seems that those shinobi are stronger then he expected. Well since they work for money, maybe he could get them on his side for a bigger price.

"How much could those mercenaries want for changing sides? Thousand or 2 thousand?" He thought loud to himself and laughed.


Uragirimono – Traitor. Nice nickname for Umbrige, don't you think?


Ino is married to Kiba and Hana is their daughter.

Rock Li is, you guessed it, son of Rock Lee. Li was the best I could come up for someone related to Lee.


Hope this was enjoyable and interesting.