"Hey dipshit, wake up. Wake up!" Craig was almost pushed off the bed by his little sister, Tricia Tucker.

"Goddamit, the alarm clock is not ringing yet, so fuck off little whore." He complained, rubbing his eyes.

"Yeah but your favorite alarm clock is downstairs, so, even though I'd prefer stealing him from you, dad make me come wake you up fuckboy." She flipped him off, receiving the same answer from the now awake boy.

"Try to steal my boyfriend, I'll throw you in the mixer and give your meat to the Pirate guinea pig." Craig warned her, putting his hat to cover his messy bedhair. He hated when his sister talked about Tweek like that.

"I don't want he as my boyfriend, stupid ass, I want him as my big brother. He'd be totally better than you. What could I do what a gay boyfriend, anyway?"

"What can you do with a straight boyfriend that you already know? Dirty brat."

"Fuck off." Tricia showed her tongue to him and vanished at the corridor. Craig followed some minutes later, already with his usual clothes, finding his boyfriend chatting with his parents at the dinning room.

"Look what we found at the street, son." His mother stated, pointing at the boy who was currently serving himself with a mug of coffe.

"Don't talk about my boyfriend as he is some kind of stray puppy." Craig rolled his eyes, going next to Tweek and placing a kiss in his cheek. "Couldn't you find the extra key babe?"

"N-No! I did not freaked out this time!" The blonde seemed a little bir proud of himself when he sait that. "My dad asked me to give free samples of our new winter's cake across the city, and when I got here your parents invited me for breakfast. I already ate but..."

"You'd never say no for free coffe." Craig chucked, trying to tease him. "And here I was, thinking that you came to see me."

"B-BUT IS TRUE!" Tweek held him by the shoulders, shaking him like the alarm clock he was. "I've left your house by last so we could go to school together! I-If you want of course." His eye twitched a little in the end of the sentence.

"Of course that I want babe. Now finish your coffe before I properly wake up, or I'll throw it in the sink." Craig ruffled his hair.

"You're so gay together. It's adorable and it makes me so proud, son!" Mr. Tucker exclaimed.

"Y-You shouldn't say that with Tricia here! She could feel less important than Craig." Tweek said almost whispering, being afraid of maybe getting too much into people's business.

"But she is." Craig stated.

"Craig!"

"Don't worry about me, Tweek." The little girl offered him a smile. "Unlike other people I don't need to be gay to make my parents proud."

"J-Jeezz don't fight you two! I don't know how to deal with fights, specially between brother and sister!" The spazz putted the mug on the table before starting to shake too much.

"Calm down baby, nobody is fighting here, okay? This is just how we usually talk, so don't worry."

"I-If you say!" Tweek came back to his coffe, enjoying every single sip while Craig took some toasts and egg and ate at light speed.

"I'm ready, let's go to the school." He said nonchalantly, picking up his bag.

"Don't eat like that, it's bad for your health young man!" His mother warned.

"Just for today, we have some stuff to do before class." Craig took Tweek by the hand, trying to run away of the situation.

"Like what, not seeing your family? But I didn't even showed Tweek my art collection! I think is very interesting and unique." Before his dad could continue, the dark-haired boy was already at the street, pretending to not hear when his name was being called.

"Remmeber what I'm saying, when he gets older Craig will totally imprison Tweek at the middle of a jungle where nobody except him can see the poor boy." Tricia rolled her eyes, eating a piece of the cake that the blonde boy brought.

"Is just young love, one day you'll understand how it is." Her mother explained.

"It's disgusting, but less than usual Craig, I guess."

-x-

"What do we have to do before class, Craig?" Tweek asked, still holding his hand.

"My dad already told you." Craig answered, wishing to have picked up some juice or milk before running away, his mouth was fucking dry from the breakfast. "I don't want they bothering you at this time of the morning."

"You're the one looking like was bothered in there." As if he was reding the other's mind, Tweek offered him a bottle of water from his backpack.

"Is not my fault if everyone keeps trying to steal you from me." Craig let it slide, without giving too much thought about it. His throat was begging for the cold water.

"You sound like a jealous boyfriend." Tweek stated like it was some kind of joke. Was a window of silence while Craig drabk the water, until he shrugged and follow their way to school.

"You have no idea, babe. You have no idea."