"Do you think they're going out?" One of the freshman asked, they were gathered in the corner of the gym towels wrapped around their necks and taking generous swigs from their water bottles. Kagami who was still practicing overheard the freshman and their not so hushed conversation. The two in question were Riko and Kuroko. They had been spending a speciously long time together, the freshman had said, Kagami wasn't worried really he wasn't, Riko probably had a special training plan for him. So he ignored the freshman and ran up to the hoop and dunked, with more force then necessary.

But the interaction between Kuroko and Riko continued over the course of the week, now Hyuuga was beginning to question their relationship too. Kagami tried not to think about it but he had seen the coach hang around the small blue haired boy more then normal, it looked like she was asking something. Kuroko always looked like he was turning her down. Riko wasn't asking Kuroko out was she? No, theres no way that was happening. But now they had caught the attention of the rest of the basketball team.

It was one day during gym, after a particularly hard practice, that Riko walked by a tired and panting Kuroko on the floor. She leaned down and asked him something, Kuroko tired and not thinking whispered something that Kagami could not hear, Riko though looked like she had no problem, she squealed, squealed, the coach, was squealing. And she blushed, everyone at this point had stopped doing whatever it was they were doing and turned to Kuroko and the coach.

"Alright everyone practice is over, take the rest of the day off I have some business I need to attend to!" Riko yelled and hurriedly left the gym. The gym was quiet, then everyone ran to Kuroko.

"Kuroko! What did Riko ask? What did you say to her?"

"Are you two going out now?"

"Why was she squealing?"

"Kuroko what is going on?"

Kuroko was too tired to deal with this barrage of questions, he was already upset he told Riko about it. He wasn't even off the ground yet, he woke up late today because he forgot to study for a quiz and he stayed up late all last night reviewing his work for the class, which he was positive did nothing since he was sure failed the test in the end, and because he woke up late he didn't have time to eat breakfast or pack a lunch. Riko was hounding him all day just like she was doing all week. Still on the ground Kuroko let out a deep sigh from both the physical exhaustion and the thought of what was going to happen in the near future. Kuroko would just have to apologize to Kise later.

"No. We are not dating, Riko has been asking be about something Kise-kun did all week." Kuroko let out he evened his face and stood up with the help of Kagami who was rapidly paying attention, something he didn't do in class. "She wanted to know the name of the BL drama Kise-kun stared in." The team's jaws dropped. Kagami sputtered too shocked to really say anything. Thankfully, not for Kuroko though, Furihata asked what they all where thinking.

"Um, Kuroko-kun… how did you know about the BL drama."

Kuroko already tired and ready to go home thought he would have fun with them, he knew it wasn't fair of him but he was tired and he knew Riko made the practice extra hard today so she could get what she wanted out of him. "That's because I was also in it." Kuroko said with the best poker face he could muster while he was this tired.

Kagami instantly choked and Kuroko had to use everything in him not to laugh. The freshman had deep blushes on their faces and they couldn't help but think what Kuroko would sound like in a BL drama, but quickly removed the thought from their heads. Was Kuroko into that stuff in real life? They didn't know if they should ask him or not.

"So, you and Kise?" Kagami asked, Kuroko nodded. Kagami looked like he wanted to say something else but Kuroko didn't let him.

"I'm tired and need to go home, I'm going to meet up with Kise-kun tomorrow and I want to be well rested." Kuroko said with a sly tone, his face still stone cold. He walked off and his shoulders shook with laughter, only a little bit but Kuroko couldn't help but smile, his teammates were so fun to tease. What he said wasn't a lie, he was in the BL drama with Kise but what he didn't tell them was he only played the role of a waiter and maybe had one line. But it wouldn't hurt having them freak out and question it for a while before he finally told them the truth.


Have I mentioned I love it when Kuroko teases people because I do by the way. Anyways here is my attempt at being funny hopefully it worked. Also for the next fives days I will be on a cruise it won't effect the update schedule but I will have some time to write more things so thats cool. Anyways thanks for reading and drop a comment if you liked it.

Kuroko no Basuke - Tadotoshi Fujimaki